Chapter 7 Yihan Sing a song
Jiang Haoran looked up at the sky, and said in a non-believable manner: "It will take at least an hour when it gets completely dark, and it is impossible for the little devil to let us live for that long." Yihan, sing a song! ”
As soon as these words came out, the three of them were directly dumbfounded and dumbfounded. Looking at his negotiated look and the foreshadowing of the first half of the sentence, everyone thought that he would have a shocking plan to come out of nowhere, and they all licked their faces and listened with pointed ears, who knew that since they were waiting for such a shocking sentence. All three of them had the heart to kill him.
"What, why are you two looking at me like this? It's hard to still want to eat me. Although Jiang Haoran couldn't see Chen Yihan's itchy teeth and wanted to strangle him, Li Chang and Xu Biao's expressions still startled him. He immediately realized that they thought he was teasing Chen Yihan again, so he winked at them vigorously and continued: "I sue you that I used my wife's book to play with you, don't you know what to do?" ”
Jiang Haoran said that "wife" Xu Biaoming didn't understand and didn't know. But Li Chang reacted immediately. His face changed, and he pretended to be obedient at Chen Yihan: "Hehe! Reporter Chen, either or you can give us a song! We all want to hear it, don't we? Biaozi? ”
Although Xu Biao reacted slowly, he was not stupid, and immediately echoed: "Yes! We want to hear you sing so badly. ”
"Huh! How did these two people learn Jiang Haoran's face change, weird? Chen Yihan was still suspicious just now, why did Jiang Haoran think that the little devil would not shoot as he wished. Combined with what the two of them had done before, Chen Yihan felt like a mirror in his heart.
"Good fellows! Yours is it! Chen Yihan said softly into Jiang Haoran's ear. Qianqianyu's fingers gently pinched a small piece of skin on Jiang Haoran's neck and flipped his wrist hard. She is not angry that Jiang Haoran used her as bait, the enemy is clearly saying that she is not allowed to do anything, why spend so much effort to make so many twists and turns.
Even if Jiang Haoran has thick skin and rough meat, under Chen Yihan's Hercules, he can't help grinning and jumping cats and dogs. He knew that Chen Yihan had penetrated his little tricks, and he didn't care about his red face, so he was directly calm in his heart, he believed that Chen Yihan was not a hypocritical person, and she would definitely sing this song. Then he asked thoughtlessly: "Do you know how to sing eighteen touches?" ”
"You ??????。" Chen Yihan went crazy directly, and a pair of pink fists fell like rain on his shoulders and head.
Jiang Haoran hugged his head and had nowhere to go. "Ahh Ahh You can't sing eighteen touches, right? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, night Shanghai, night Shanghai is also done. For songs like this era, he really only knows these two, which he learned in the TV series of this period in his previous life.
Chen Yihan knew that now was not the time to be hypocritical, and after a bad breath, she cut her hair and cleared her throat, and she really sang in Shanghai at night.
"Night Shanghai, night Shanghai, you are a city that never sleeps, the lights start with cars, the sound of singing and dancing, and the ??????"
Not to mention, Chen Yihan's singing is really not ordinarily good. Leisurely and tactful, eloquent, like spring rain moisturizing things, like a breeze. It suddenly gives people the illusion that the smoke of gunpowder is far away, leaving only the lingering sound.
The Japanese soldiers at the foot of the mountain suddenly heard movement on the mountain, and their expressions suddenly froze, and after the sound of a thunderbolt balla loading bullet sounded, they either squatted, or stood, or lay on the black hole, and the muzzles of their guns were all aimed at the mountain. After staring for a long time, there was no movement, only a beautiful song, flowing like a spring water. Little devil, look at me, I'll look at you, one by one with a suspicious face: "What are you going to do with that person, don't use guns to entertain us and use songs instead?" Some people also thought: "The people of China are going to surrender, so they should sing a song to show their goodwill." What's more, he shouted directly, "Everyone, be careful!" Don't hurt the flower girl, my brother has been fighting the pistol for a long time"??????
Captain Ichiro Yamaguchi and his men, as well as the officers and men of their entire 7th Infantry Wing, are from Ishikawa Prefecture in Japan, which is truly a place of beautiful scenery and fascination. In the more than a year since he came to China, he has never known how many times he has dreamed of returning to Ishikawa and lingering among the mountains and rivers with his beloved Hanako. But as a soldier of the Empire, for the Holy War of the Empire. He can only constantly suppress his shameful thoughts, bravely kill the enemy, kill the fear, and kill the best people, so that he can return to his homeland as soon as possible. In fact, he did the same, attacking Shanghai, occupying Nanjing, breaking Xuzhou, and fighting Wuhan, and he accompanied them with the Seventh Infantry Wing of the Ninth Division, which can be said to have made great achievements. Especially on the Yangtze River in Nanjing, he led his team to shoot more than 500 people in one go. And after today's victory, he will be promoted to squadron leader, which is promised by wing captain He Zuo and a male Dazuo. Come to think of it, it was a really enjoyable fight.
"Yo Xi, I didn't expect that the people of China could sing such a heavenly sound, it's a pity! What a pity! Ichiro Yamaguchi shook his fat head and muttered. I don't know if he is sorry that Japan does not have such a natural sound, or because such a natural sound is about to disappear under his sword.
"Look! Look! Medium ** people. I don't know which soldier shouted.
Ichiro Yamaguchi waved his hand and signaled for the team to stop. Grab the binoculars on your chest and look up the mountain. I saw three ** people slowly crawling out of the trench, no, it was four, and the naked upper body had one on his back. Hey! It's a woman, and it's a ** woman (Jiang Haoran was so bold that he even tore Chen Yihan's sleeves and took off his boots.) Looking at it from the front, isn't it just a ** woman) Look at the woman's mouth and know that the song is what she sings. Beauty! It's so beautiful, the willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, the peach cheek pink face, the cherry mouth a little bit, and the bare skin covered with a red halo by the sunset, all challenge the limits of men. Ichiro Yamaguchi only felt a heat in his lower abdomen. But immediately, he remembered that he hadn't found a suitable gift for He Zuo, a male Dazuo, and a lewd smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Chen Yihan's beauty can't help but swaying in the hearts of Xu Biao, Li Chang and others, not to mention these Yamato national soldiers who have a perverted obsession with "sex". One by one, their eyes glowed green, and they rushed up the mountain as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
Ichiro Yamaguchi's military literacy was good in the end, and he immediately felt that something was wrong. "Brush" pulled out the command knife, and shouted angrily: "Baga, come back all!" Hurry! ”
was drunk by Ichiro Yamaguchi, and the Japanese soldiers probably thought it was weird, so they were cautious when they retreated.
Ichiro Yamaguchi said, pointing to the two soldiers who were running fastest and at the front; "You, you, go up and investigate, don't shoot if there is no danger." "Hail".
"Company commander, what should I do, there are only two people coming up, kill or not" Li Chang asked softly.
"Yihan, don't stop, keep singing" Jiang Haoran only felt that his palms were slippery and greasy, but he knew that he must be calm at this time, so he pretended to be calm and said; "Don't worry, this is their scout, and it shouldn't be directly rushing at us."
Sure enough, two Japanese soldiers walked around behind them about fifty meters away. Seeing that there was nothing out of the ordinary, he waved his hand down the mountain.
Jiang Haoran's eyes followed the two Japanese soldiers, and he said softly: "You two hear clearly, if the enemy doesn't shoot, as soon as I shout 'kill', you will run after me, remember to just run, run with all your might." I'll do my best to make a bloody path for you. Once you pass through the enemy, you must pay attention to keep your distance, not too far from the enemy, I will also fight with the enemy, and the devils on the artillery positions under the mountain will not dare to shoot. Once we are also entangled with the devils under the mountain, I will put down Reporter Chen, you don't care about 3721, pick up Reporter Chen and run into the woods, as far as you can. One more point, most important. Speaking of this, Jiang Haoran paused.
Xu Biao and Li Chang immediately stared, for fear of missing a word. Even Chen Yihan sang without a voice.
Jiang Haoran gritted his teeth and continued fiercely: "You guys are back, if anyone takes the opportunity to rub the oil, hum!" Be careful that Lao Tzu chops off your paws and feeds them to the dogs. ”
Strictly speaking, this is not a joke, but in this environment, he created such an atmosphere, concentrated everyone's minds on one point, and suddenly threw out an answer that was more than 10,000 miles away from the original question, coupled with his gritted teeth and urn-like tone, who said that it was not a joke.