Chapter 011. The peerless Great Wet Man of the Ages

"Young master, Duan Yu has a reluctant request, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?" Duan Yu was a little shy, but his face smiled like a flower, and he said flatteringly.

"Since it's a reluctant invitation, then don't talk about it!" Zhao Yange smiled and said indifferently.

Duan Yu's face was ugly, and her expression was as if she had slept with a stunning woman, but when she took off her clothes, she was a Thai woman.

"If you have something to say, let it go!" Zhao Yange really couldn't stand the ancient people, so he burst into tears and pretended to be pitiful, and said heroically like a hero.

"What a man!" Duan Yu didn't hesitate to send Zhao Yange a good person card, "Young Master, if you can really get Lin Xian'er's blue eyes, can you also think of a way to let Duan Yu take a few more looks?" ”

Duan Yu in "Dragon Babu", the beauties around him are like clouds, and he has completely inherited his Laozi Duan Zhengchun style of picking up girls without leaving a name, why is it also called Duan Yu, you are so powerless?

"Duan Yu, you won't still be here, right?" Zhao Yange had cold sweat on his forehead, this reputation was like a wolf and a tiger, he looked like he had never seen a woman, and this kind of request was also raised.

"Young Master, what does "place" mean? ”

See, how important it is to master a foreign language!

"I mean, you haven't had sex with a girl since you were a kid, have you?"

Duan Yu sighed, held his forehead with his hand in embarrassment and said, "The young master may not believe it, Duan Yu has not even eaten the rouge on the girl's mouth in his life!" ”

"No wonder it's so unproductive!" Zhao Yange said with a smile.

"Young master, you just treat me as a useless master, Duan Yu doesn't have any big ambitions, he just wants to be a good mother-in-law, the kind that supports the family and takes care of the family, maybe Lin Xian'er likes me like this, wouldn't that be earned!"

Seeing the hesitation in Zhao Yange's eyes, Duan Yu hurriedly expressed his sincerity, sure enough, the young man who didn't want to take the Oiran was not a good family!

Zhao Yange didn't expect Duan Yu to be so thick-skinned, even if he used an ice blade and snow sword, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to penetrate it, but listening to him, how could he seem to have a man's helplessness?

"Young Master, is there a difficulty in this matter?"

"It's not that there is a difficulty, it's just that although your young master has been in love for many years, I don't know if those methods are suitable or not, as for that Lin Huakui, I don't know which one she is better, in case I slapped the horse on the horse's hooves, Sensei said that your request, the young master's plan to publish the book will be in vain!"

"The young master's words are too humble, the first time I saw the young master, I felt that you were resourceful, and in wartime, how could you be a dog-headed military advisor..."

Why is this praising me?

"Uh... I mean, no matter in wartime or in such a comfortable and prosperous era as now, the young master's talent can be unleashed freely, besides, Duan Yu knows that Lin Xian'er is not my dish, you sit, I stand, you eat, I just watch! ”

Speaking of this Lin Xian'er, Duan Yu's eyes are full of longing, obviously her loyal fan, this time is not the era when girl groups are everywhere, women who are a little more beautiful can become the object of the man's after-dinner chat, of course, like Lin Xian'er, let alone a problem.

Zhao Yange felt a trace of sympathy in his heart, and felt that Duan Yu in front of him was like the top bunk brother who had a crush on the school flower but didn't dare to say it in college, so he smiled with relief: "Okay, then young master, I will be kind, and strive to let that Lin Oiran take a good look at you!" ”

Seeing him agree, Duan Yu's heart felt a lot more comfortable, no wonder his left eyelid has been jumping since this morning, at that time he had an intuition of a breeze, and sure enough, there would be peach blossom luck at night.

Wolong Town is surrounded by mountains and rivers, the scenery is charming, the ancient saying has the spirit of the king of Wolong Town is very strong, the Chen Emperor was here with 800 men and horses to raise troops, creating today's prosperous world.

Now the Dayong Dynasty has lasted for nearly 300 years, as the saying goes, the general trend of the world will be divided for a long time, but each generation of emperors is so patriotic and caring about the community, so that the dynasty is not only not declining, but more and more brilliant.

This is Qingle Fang, the whole alley is like the dance of the phoenix building so that people look for fun, as soon as you step into the door of the fang, you feel a beautiful fragrance coming, smell like drunk.

At the entrance of each green building, there are beautiful girls who entertain guests, and pedestrians are crowded, pointing at the girls wearing tulle at the door, and the crowd is excited.

"It's Yun Niang of the embroidery building!"

"It's the end of the green of Cuihualou, the end of the end, the end of my ,——"

"Is there a Xian'er girl from Wufeng Tower, dodge and dodge..."

The scene was in a commotion for a while, the infatuated man's eyes were greedy, and the restaurant woman scolded, which made people cry and laugh.

At this moment, it is early spring, and the merry and talented people are hand-cranked folding fans, pretentious, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that these groups of 351 and 15 groups of handsome sons are holding fans to increase their impression value.

A black cloud gradually rose in the northwest sky, the sky was dry and rainy, the wind was urgent in the evening, Zhao Yange and Duan Yu left in a hurry, so they didn't bring an oil-paper umbrella, and some raindrops dripped on their bodies.

"Yo, brothers, you are also coming to see the show?" A man in white cranked a folding fan, laughed and walked up to the two young men, and gestured.

"It turned out to be Brother Li, disrespectful and disrespectful, today I heard that Lin Huakui personally played the piano and danced, I was lonely in my heart, I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and I will finally see it today!" The man in black next to him sighed, and a look of joy appeared on his face.

"What the second brother Guo and Lang said is very true, today Lin Huakui personally danced, it is really rare to see in a hundred years, but it is too early at this moment, you and I are famous in Wolong Town, it is better to write poems today, how about it?"

This person's name is Zhang Yi, who is the distant nephew of Zhang Buzheng, the richest man in Wolong Town, and the relationship is not enough, but I heard that my uncle is soaring, so he came to defect through mountains and rivers, Zhang Buzheng is not easy to refuse, and he can only keep him in Wolong Town.

The other two, the white-clothed one is called Lang Shan, whose name is like his person, flashing in the sky all the time, disappearing, and there is some silver at home, and he has a small face in Wolong Town.

There is another one, named Guo Tu, who ranked fifth in the township test last year, and said that people go to high places, but the fifth place seems to have become the highest ideal of Guo Tu's life, and he will not achieve anything in the future.

Hearing his suggestion, the two thieves and rat-eyed guys instantly became interested, clapped their hands and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, since this idea was proposed by Brother Zhang, then please Brother Zhang come first!" ”

Zhang Yi saw that the rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, pondered for a while, for a long time, his eyes lit up, and he flicked the fan and said: "Yes, the three of us will take the rain as a poem, and Zhang Mou is not talented, so he came first... Heavy rain is falling! ”

Guo Tu touched his chin and sighed: "This is the Royal Ruiqi!" ”

"Three more years!" Lang flashed.

Just in time for Zhao Yange and Duan Yu to walk in in a panic like a chicken in soup, most of their bodies were already drenched, and they saw these three ugly-looking guys chanting poems, Zhao Yange immediately took the next sentence: "Put the fucking bullshit!" ”

"Good poem, good poem, the last sentence is deafening!" At this time, another guy suddenly appeared and clapped his hands, looked at Zhao Yange and said suspiciously: "Poet? ”

Zhao Yange looked confused: "Yes, the wet can't be wet anymore!" ”