Chapter Seventy-Three: The Most Shrewd Cheng Bites Jin
Who is Cheng Biting Jin? As mentioned earlier, the first bastard in Datang is not stingy, and he is the first old goblin in Datang, a monkey spirit and a monkey spirit! He could see at a glance that Wang Xingxin was pretending! The sound of rapid breathing betrayed Wang Xingxin. How could there be such a rapid and powerful breathing sound from an unconscious person with a heart jam, and Cheng Biting Jin, who had been beaten by the military stick, guessed that it was obviously painful!
After Li Er left, Cheng Biting Jin glanced at Qin Qiong, and after the two walked out of the tent, Cheng Biting Jin spoke: "Uncle Bao, I didn't expect this kid to be so bold, fortunately, Your Majesty didn't see it, if it weren't for Lao Cheng, I wouldn't have thought of it if I had been beaten with a military stick!" ”
"Zhijie? What the hell is going on? ”
"Didn't Brother Uncle Bao see that this bastard boy was pretending?"
"Pretended? It's not like that! How is it possible, the imperial doctors all say that the heart is depressed, and the wind evil enters the body. ”
"Hehe, Brother Uncle Bao, it's true that this bastard kid has entered his body, and he has some depression in his heart, but he has already woken up! This kid is short of breath and seems to be dying soon, if it weren't for my Lao Cheng who had been beaten with a military stick and pretended to be faint and was almost deceived by him, it would obviously hurt! ”
Qin Qiong suddenly realized when she heard Cheng Yanjin's words, and was just about to go to Wang Xingxin to settle the account when Cheng Yanjin grabbed her and said, "Brother Shubao, this is a good thing!" You didn't listen to what His Majesty said when he left, even you and I can't move this kid without His Majesty's permission, even you and I can't move, the old man looks at who in this court can move~! Your Majesty values this son so much, and I don't know where this bastard boy got his blessing! ”
"Zhijie, this matter is just you and me, and we must not leak it."
"Brother Shubao, don't worry, this kid won't be easy to discipline in the future!"
"Hmph, Your Majesty won't let you and me beat this bastard boy, don't forget that there is also the eldest brother's method of curing melon disease to clean up this bastard boy!"
Cheng Yanjin immediately praised it when he heard it!
When the two returned to the tent, they saw Heiwa and Cheng Chumo talking to Wang Xingxin, who had woken up, and after Cheng Lao Fairy kicked the two out of the tent one by one, he looked at Wang Xingxin with a smile and said, "Oops! Lantian County can be regarded as waking up, His Majesty personally visited, and woke up Lantian County with that supreme destiny, this grace is not to mention my old Cheng, even if it is Brother Shubao, Your Majesty's golden mouth is opened, even my Old Cheng and Brother Shubao can no longer easily beat Lantian County, now Lantian County really has a talisman! ”
"Uncle Cheng, is the kid really awakened by His Majesty's Mandate of Heaven? Sounds amazing! When the kid is better, he will definitely go to the palace to thank Your Majesty! ”
Cheng Yanjin saw Wang Xingxin's smug appearance, and thought: Pretend, you continue to pretend to Lao Tzu!
"Ming Shen, since your majesty attaches so much importance to your body, you will definitely have a good life to assist your Uncle Niu to train into a new army, remember! We must be cautious in everything, and we must not be arrogant because of Your Majesty's grace! ”
Qin Qiong did not sarcastically mock Wang Xingxin like Cheng Yanjin, but taught like a loving father. This made Wang Xingxin feel ashamed!
Cheng Yanjin saw that Qin Qiong had no intention of exposing this kid, and couldn't help but say: "Bastard boy, who did you learn from this ability to pretend to be sick!" It's almost time to catch up with my old man. ”
"Uncle Cheng, the little nephew doesn't understand what you mean, what are you pretending to be sick, didn't you see that the imperial doctor said that the little nephew is going to return to the underworld!"
"Haha, let's show it, bastard boy, since you are unconscious, how can you know the words of the imperial doctor's diagnosis! It's clearly pretending to be sick! ”
Now Wang Xingxin is difficult to distinguish, this god-like acting skills have been hidden from Heiwa and Cheng Chumo, from the imperial doctor, and even from Qin Qiong and Li Er, but he has not hidden this old goblin Cheng!
Cheng Yanjin looked at Wang Xingxin, who was depressed, and said proudly: "But your kid is not bad!" If it weren't for my old Cheng being beaten with a military stick and pretending to be faint, I would have been fooled by you! But this time it's good, it's wonderful! Your Majesty has made it clear that you will protect you! In the future, no one in the court will dare to touch you easily, but you kid must not be fearless, you must know that Your Majesty can cherish you and abandon you! ”
"Thank you Uncle Cheng for reminding me, but since Uncle Cheng saw that the kid was pretending to be dizzy, why didn't he ask why the kid was pretending to be dizzy?"
"The old man also wants to know, just tell me about it, the ugly cow and the black baby are guarding outside! Rest assured! ”
Wang Xingxin closed his eyes and squeezed out some of his eyes after pondering for a while, and said: "When my little nephew came to Uncle Liu's Yuanlou Village, he was first bullied by that Wang Jianfei and then forcibly recruited. After meeting Uncle Cheng, he was beaten twice with a military stick in a moment, and the ugly cow forced you to beat your little nephew on the march.
In that wounded camp, the ugly cow even kicked and broke a rib of the little nephew, and after returning to the court in victory, the little nephew was beaten by Uncle Cheng before he entered the viscount's mansion.....
After tearfully crying about the suffering he suffered after coming to Datang, Wang Xingxin paused and said loudly: "Uncle Qin, Uncle Cheng, the kid shouldn't be a viscount, and he shouldn't be your nephew, the kid is a person first!" Didn't do a thing that was sorry for Datang and sorry for His Majesty! I didn't do anything to be sorry for the two of you! I've been thinking for a long time about my uncle's marriage, if you come to the uncle, you two will not agree, you two think about it, if the kid is not like this, my uncle will not be a single for a lifetime! I wanted to give advice to Your Majesty to train the new army and toss some military feats, so that I can stand on top of the court with a straight waist, which is good, I was caught by the two of you and beaten violently, and I couldn't ride a horse so I had to beg Your Majesty, and I offered a clever plan to ask Your Majesty to return to this military camp with a carriage, but who knew that Your Majesty let people beat ten military sticks again! Boy's ass is fleshy, even if it's made of iron, you'll have to be deflated!
The little nephew admits that he is sometimes cheap, but although the little nephew is cheap, he is a little disrespectful to his uncles? Is there a little unfilial piety to my uncle? Is there a little injustice to Brother Da Niu, Brother Gongzi, Brother Huaidao, and Brother Ugly Niu Heiwa? In addition to fighting, you are fighting, although the little nephew is tired and lazy and has no ambitions, he is not a coward!
You are all elders, elders that the little nephew has respected all his life, since he can't resist, he can simply scare you, I didn't expect the ugly cow to be so anxious and worried, and the medical officer in the battalion said that it depends on the destiny of heaven, and the more troublesome it gets, the little nephew has to continue to pretend...."
After saying what he thought in his heart, he closed his eyes and burst into tears, this time he really shed tears, thinking about his suffering, Wang Xingxin was indeed in tears.
Qin and Cheng looked at Wang Xingxin, who was in tears, and was silent.....
In the end, Qin Qiong spoke: "Ming Shen, why didn't you tell your uncle this earlier?" If you make it clear, how can your Uncle Cheng beat you again? Don't blame your Uncle Cheng and the old man, you didn't listen to the ugly cow say that this kid grew up under your Uncle Cheng's military stick. Alas! If you have something on your mind in the future, you can tell it, and you don't have to hold it in your heart! The old man has been on the battlefield for many years and is used to seeing life and death, how can he not understand your mind? It's just that you kid can't keep his mouth shut, don't talk nonsense in the future, okay, Uncle won't beat you again in the future, you still have to remember what Uncle said, and you must also remember what you said, so that you can train in the army, earn military merits, stand tall and stand on top of the court! ”
"Brother Shubao, now you and I can't beat this kid even if we want to, didn't Your Majesty say it, if you want to move this kid, you have to ask Your Majesty's permission!"
"Uncle Cheng, is Your Majesty really saying that?"
"It is indeed what His Majesty Chrysostom said, you kid is blessed!"
"Wow haha.... Ha ha... The master didn't work in vain! It's finally hard to come by... Good days are coming! Today is a good day, everything you want can come true.... Today and tomorrow are all good days, catch up with the good majesty of the Tang Dynasty..."
Cheng Yanjin didn't get angry when he saw this villain, but just pulled Qin Qiong out of the tent, leaving Wang Xingxin proud. Just as Wang Xingxin was singing happily, Qin and Cheng returned to the tent.
"Brother Uncle Bao, since Your Majesty doesn't allow you and me to beat this bastard, you and I must not beat this bastard again in the future!"
"What Zhijie said is extremely true! Even if this kid makes a big mistake, you and I can't fight anymore! ”
"Alas! Since His Majesty just doesn't allow him to be beaten, then His Majesty will not blame him for not hurting any flesh and skin! ”
"Zhijie, what is the method of this method that does not hurt any flesh and skin?"
The two sang and harmonized, Wang Xingxin was confused, and when he was about to ask a question, Cheng Yanjin took out the feather he had just gone out with Qin Qiong and found it somewhere, shook it in front of Wang Xingxin's eyes, and said: "Brother Liu's method of treating melon disease will definitely not hurt the flesh and skin!" ”
After speaking, regardless of Wang Xingxin's wailing and begging for mercy, the two turned their heads and left!
Heiwa, who was guarding outside the tent, said: "Brother Ugly Niu, why is the new brother howling again?" ”
"Heiwa, the new brother must be cheap again! Heiwa, you remember, it's okay for people to be a little bit of melon, but you must not be cheap. Think about the ass of the new brother! ”