Chapter 66: Concubine Mei
PS: Some friends questioned whether this paragraph was made up by me, in fact, such a hall really existed in Shanghai, but it was not during the island period, but during the civil war, for the needs of the plot, so I advanced it.
When I arrived at the palace, I could see that I had really put some thought into it. Jiaolan painted wall, brocade carpet paved the ground, dragon whiskers drooping curtain, phoenix bamboo high fever, there is a big round table in the center, it is already cooking dragon and soaking phoenix, the hot one is lined up with the whole banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty, the golden cup is like a chopstick, dazzling and shining. The palace ladies drummed and played the sheng (just for poss, in fact, the record was played), and the emperor Chu Minyi sat on it.
Wearing a phoenix crown beside Chu Minyi is naturally the queen, although this queen is not stunning, but her face is like a full moon, her skin is like condensed fat, and she looks like a blessing, it is said that this queen must be a virgin, and four of the ten taels of gold are hers.
Just when Fang Hong was thinking about it, several other ministers also came over, a few people either wore gauze hats and red robes, or wore flower feathers, the most interesting thing was Fan Hengde, because he pretended to be a general today, so he was wearing a helmet and armor, and for the sake of prestige, there were two pheasant tail feathers inserted on the helmet, fortunately, this is a costume, and it is not heavy, otherwise it is difficult to say whether he can walk or not.
Several people stepped forward and bowed to the ground with a smile, and said playfully: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”
Chu Minyi also laughed, waved his sleeves and said: "Zhong Aiqing is flat!" ”
After taking a seat, Fan Hengde opened his mouth and asked, "Your Majesty, how are you feeling these days?" Enjoy? ”
Chu Minyi said with an intoxicated face: "No wonder everyone in this world wants to be the emperor, we don't usually talk about the enjoyment here, we can't even think of it." ”
"I heard that you can turn over the cards here, right?" Ding Huikang asked curiously.
"How could there not be such a classic link? And it's not a cold brand with only one name, but a big photo album, which is full of photos of various concubines, including palace costumes, cheongsams, and the kind of undressed ones like Lao Ding's usual photos, which is simply dizzying, the only drawback is that the number of people is too small, only more than 20, compared with the seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards. Chu Minyi said with some dissatisfaction.
Ding Huikang immediately refuted: "Oh, you are content, you can only be the emperor for a week, and twenty concubines are enough for you to bear, if you really come seventy-two, even if you are squeezed dry, you will not be able to get the rain and dew even." ”
"This is true, after all, he is old, and he is not as brave as when he was young."
Just when Chu Minyi sighed, Fan Hengde urged: "Don't sigh, don't hurry up and call a few concubines you haven't touched to come out, you are accompanied by the queen, but we don't even have a person to pour wine." ”
"Don't worry, don't I want you to experience the thrill of flipping a brand." As he spoke, Chu Minyi asked a palace maid to present the jade, so that several people could choose their favorite concubines to accompany them.
It was Fang Hong's turn, he saw this improved version of the jade, only to see that this jade was wrapped by Huang Aya, and there were four photos of the same woman on each page, but the outfits were different, just like Chu Minyi said just now that there are palace clothes, cheongsams and sexy **, so that Fang Honggradually couldn't help but sigh It seems that this cosplay we Chinese have long started to play, and after turning over for a while, he chose a tall, slightly cold, and named Concubine Mei.
After everyone was selected, within a few minutes, several palace women had already walked over and sat beside several people to accompany them according to the instructions of the palace maids who led the way.
I don't know if it's because the wine here is too strong, or if this kind of arrogant and lascivious place is easy to arouse people's deep desires, in short, it didn't take long for several people to be unable to hold on, so they brought their concubines to the guest room to pamper themselves.
After some heavy rain and clouds, Concubine Mei asked casually while lighting a cigarette for Fang Hong, "You are Mr. Fang Hongji, right?" ”
Fang Hongjian was very surprised by this question, because when he introduced several concubines just now, he used official positions, not his real name, like Concubine Mei called him "Lord Governor" during the banquet just now, so he asked puzzledly: "Hey, do you know me?" ”
"How could I not know Mr. Fang Hong, who helped Chen Manli block the Japanese? You may not know it yourself, Mr. Fang, but since you helped Manli that night and didn't take advantage of others, your name is very loud among us sisters, and if Manli knew that I was serving you tonight, she would have to be jealous of me. Concubine Mei said happily.
"Huh?! Miss Manli was also in the jade just now? Fang Hong asked in surprise.
"How could she come here to work part-time now that she is so popular, but if she knew that she would have the opportunity to serve you, Mr. Fang, I believe she would definitely come over immediately."
After Zou Meiqi's explanation, that is, Concubine Mei, Fang Hongjian realized that these concubines were not all from this apartment, except for three of the concubines, the others were part-time, some were song hall dancers, and some were beautiful guides of the guide club (this was also a very strange profession at that time, I have time to talk about it in detail), and even some were women from good families, they did not stay in the apartment, but came from the residence when there were guests turning over her brand, and this Zou Meiqi was a dancer in the same dance hall as Chen Manli. It's just that she is not as popular as Chen Manli, so she needs to come here occasionally to do part-time work.
When everyone left the palace the next day, Chu Minyi looked at Zou Meiqi, who was obsessed with Fang Hongji, and said a little sourly: "Mr. Fang really deserves to be the saint of flowers, I just let Concubine Mei die for you overnight, or you can just book the emperor next week, and I will help you cut the line." ”
On the third day, Fang Hong gradually waved his hand again and again: "The emperor of a week will have a big yellow croaker, I don't have the financial resources, and when it comes to the holy hand of flowers, how can I compare with Mr. Chu?" Your feat of driving with oil back then is still being passed down in the flower world. ”
The so-called "oil caring" refers to the first National Games in the 19th year of the Republic of China, many female track and field athletes rubbed some turpentine on their thighs to relax their muscles and activate their nerves, and the person in charge of this work was none other than Chu Minyi, who was the chairman of the National Health Construction Committee at that time, and the photo of him when he wiped the oil was also put in the newspaper, which became a joke for a while.
The driving refers to the fact that after the second National Games, Chu Minyi personally whipped and pulled the reins for Yang Xiuqiong, a female swimmer known as the "mermaid", to visit the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum in Nanjing. (This Yang Xiuqiong later became the eighteenth aunt wife of Fan Shaozeng, who is also the legendary "stupid teacher")