As the so-called people are in good spirits at happy events, everyone is busy with the war, and Zhuge Liang did not fulfill his duties as a military advisor, but fell in love there, originally this Dongwu, Zhuge Liang only fancied one Zhou Yu, but yesterday, known as the sister of Dongwu, the beauty of the world's big and small Qiao came here, you say come on, Xiao Qiao also fell in love with Zhuge Liang, now there is a good show.

Originally, Zhuge Liang's daily task was to go to Zhou Yu to sing love songs and recite love poems, and occasionally there was a little physical contact, of course, it was just contact, and there was nothing, what about Zhou Yu? still ignores Zhuge Liang, says a few words when he is happy, and directly puts Zhuge Liang aside if he is unhappy.

Since this Xiao Qiao fell in love with Zhuge Liang, he bombarded Zhuge Liang indiscriminately, and he had the urge to dedicate himself if he didn't agree, plus Xiao Qiao himself was beautiful and took the initiative, as the saying goes, men chase women in the compartment mountain, women chase men in the compartment paper, under Xiao Qiao's indiscriminate bombardment, Zhuge Liang was a little overwhelmed.

But this time Zhou Yu can't sit still, no matter what, Zhou Yu still has a little bit of that meaning for Zhuge Liang, and now the addition of this Xiao Qiao makes Zhuge Liang have no time at all, and then go to Zhou Yu to sing love songs and recite love poems, at this time, Zhou Yu's heart has changed greatly, and he directly changes into his daughter's clothes and competes with Xiao Qiao fairly Zhuge Liang.

When Zhang Zhang learned the news, he instantly jumped three feet high:

", Liangliang, you are a fateful peach blossom, the time will come"

But now Zhuge Liang was not happy, and sighed and said to Zhang Li:

"Brother-in-law, don't make fun of me anymore, the two women are very troublesome and tired, look at my stomach, the meal I ate yesterday has not been digested yet, you can find a way to save me."

"You haven't digested the meal you ate yesterday yet? Damn, you're eating, shouldn't you come to me now, you should go to the doctor? What are you running to me for? ”

Zhang Li was puzzled.

"Brother-in-law, you don't know, when I was eating yesterday, the two of them added vegetables to my bowl one by one, I can't eat anyone's good, I have no choice but to eat together, who knows that the two of them are more energetic, a table has a total of eighteen dishes, all of them were sandwiched into my bowl by the two of them"

"Don't tell me, you've eaten them all?"

When Zhang Li thought about it, he felt panicked, Nima, if you eat eighteen dishes alone, you can't eat a hungry ghost, let alone Zhuge Liang, who is not so strong.

"What can I do? If you eat the dishes of Xiao Qiao, you must eat the dishes of Zhou Yu, and if you eat the dishes of Zhou Yu, you must eat the dishes of Xiao Qiao, come and go, and repeat, can you leave a table of dishes? ”

Zhuge Liang rubbed his stomach painfully and burped, I'll go! A mouthful of leek flavor.

"Liangliang, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, I think this is very good, at least you can abuse Wang, I can't help you in this matter, find a way to go yourself!"

Zhang Li doesn't plan to lie in this troubled water, the key is that he has no experience, although there are two in Zhang Li's family, but Zhang Li has no way to take the two in the family, and he still wants to find a way to solve it?

"Brother-in-law, can't you die without help? If you don't care about me, I'll tell you all about it! ”

"How about you sue me? Is there any mistake? I've been doing a good job these days, and it's useless for you to sue."

Zhang Zhang didn't know why Zhuge Liang said this, but as the saying goes, the body is not afraid of the shadow, he has not done anything wrong, and he is afraid that he will not succeed in finding a Zhuge Liang to sue?

"Brother-in-law, you haven't done anything bad these days, but you can't get rid of what you did before?"

"What did I do before?" Why don't I know what I've done, I'm sorry for the two ladies in the family? Zhang Zhang tried to think about whether he had shown any mercy after coming here, but after thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Li still didn't have any clue.

"Brother-in-law, I forgot when I saw you, let me remind you, a year ago, you passed by Liangzhou and made a private agreement with a girl surnamed Ma for life, you won't remember this incident, right? Also, two years ago, you went to Nanban and had a tryst with a Nanban girl, you won't forget it, right? And ......"

"Wait, wait"

Zhang Zhang hurriedly stopped Zhuge Liang.

"Wait a minute, let me wisp"

Zhang Zhang is trying to recall, have I been to Liangzhou? Have I ever been to Nanban? I don't know where Liangzhou and Nanban are, how could I have been there? No, I haven't been there, but this doesn't mean that Zhao Zilong hasn't been before, I said Zhao Zilong, how much love debt did you give me? I don't want this body, I want to go home......

Under Zhuge Liang's coercion and temptation, Zhang Zhang compromised again, but Zhang Zhang said the ugly words in front.

"Don't say I didn't warn you, I don't have experience in this area, don't blame me for messing things up when the time comes"

How could Zhuge Liang say a word, after seeing Zhang Li's agreement, he nodded hurriedly, and promised not to complain about Zhang Zhang if anything happened in the future.

"Liangliang, let's go kite flying, the weather is good today!"

A sound that was as crisp as the bones were on the ground came from outside the door.

Your voice is very unfamiliar, but you don't have to think about it to know that it must be the little Qiao that Zhuge Liang said.

Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao originally had an oolong, but since that incident, the two have become best friends, but now they ......

As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Qiao walked in, Xiao Qiao's beauty only exists in legends, Zhang Zhang has not seen it, and this time Zhang Zhang is also fortunate to witness.

Xiao Qiao from the opposite side, tall, willow waist, cherry mouth, curved eyebrows, thin legs, hips, beautiful, skin fat A standard otaku god and goddess, Zhang Li had an impulse after seeing this Xiao Qiao, of course, it was an impulse to appreciate.

"Eldest sister, don't you look at what day it is now, what kind of kite are you flying? Can you see it? ”

Zhuge Liang is telling the truth, now I can't say the third watch, it's almost the same, now there are no street lights in this era, it's pitch black outside, you can't see your five fingers, let alone flying a kite, even if you drop a hundred yuan on the ground, you can't see it.

"Uh-huh! I don't care, I'm going to let you fly a kite with me, let's go."

Xiao Qiao's voice was so loud that he couldn't stop it, and Zhang Zhang had goosebumps all over his body, and then fell to the ground again.

Zhuge Liang faced Xiao Qiao's request, and glanced at Zhang Zhang with a pleading gaze, and the look was clearly written

"Brother-in-law, help!"

But Zhang Zhang turned a blind eye and directly covered his eyes with his hand, "Nima, this voice is completely tempting people to sin, no, I can't help you, you can ask for more blessings yourself!" At most, I'm here to pray for you. ”

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