Chapter 256: The Squire of the Jingshi Daolu Academy!
It is said that the old Zhao family dreams at night, and it is traditional to dream of immortals. This is also another basis for Zhu Zilong to lie, however, to say that you, the emperor of the dead country, can also dream of immortals, Zhu Zilong said, hehe, hehe, hehe.
The previous generation of Song Zhenzong is also said to have dreamed of immortals several times. As a result, a lot of heavenly books were created, and a lot of jokes were made. However, in Zhu Zilong's opinion, it must be pure Song Zhenzong who was afraid of death and was uneasy, so he made it.
Tang Taizong and other generations of Mingjun emperors did not go to Mount Tai to seal Zen, you have no achievements in Song Zhenzong, seal a woolen seal!
As for Zhao Ji, the father of the cheap emperor in front of him, Zhu Zilong wants to complain even more, the Northern Song Dynasty perished in your hands. You still dream of immortals, immortals, you are an immortal.
However, of course, this cannot be said.
"Ta'er, I dreamed of Chen Tuan Ancestor a few days ago, and I also played a flag with him. Let's draw a picture with this theme now! After that, Zhao Ji began to paint, the pen walked the dragon and snake, and after a while, the mountain, the water, the grass, and the person were outlined on the drawing paper.
Zhu Zilong was silent, and walked closer to watch.
Legend has it that when Zhao Kuangyi took refuge in Huashan, he met an old man who sold peaches, and this old man was Chen Kuangyi's ancestor, who was a representative of Taoism, and he met Zhao Kuangyi's father many years ago.
Because he knew that Zhao Kuangyi was the person who unified the world, he turned into a peach old man and waited for him on the road that Zhao Kuangyi passed.
Zhao Ji seems to be very familiar with this story, and while painting, he also served as a narrator for Zhu Zilong, who was standing on the side.
The bet was set between Taizu and Chen Tuan's ancestor, and the stakes increased little by little, until the "world" was regarded as a bet on the chessboard. Afterwards, Taizu won, and Chen Tuan Ancestor couldn't afford to sleep for decades! "Zhao Ji's level of storytelling is okay, but Zhu Zilong can only hear it clearly.
However, don't look at him constantly nodding in agreement, but he doesn't care about it in his heart. I can't afford it for decades, I'm afraid that I will kill the old Zhao family, right?
In his opinion, the story of Zhao Kuangyi and Chen Tuan Laozu was compiled to meet the needs of the rulers, and it was a common method of deifying the emperor. It's like he's now, whoever believes in it is stupid.
The old Zhao family lacks virtue and does not do less, throughout the ages, there is no royal family with such difficulty in having children. It is estimated that it can be regarded as a kind of retribution!
finally came out with Zhao Ji, God can't see it. You have produced about 100 offspring in your lifetime?
Okay, I'll pack you up and go home. So, the Northern Song Dynasty is over!
Speaking of which, Song Huizong believed that the Dao Sect was also fate. became an emperor, and in the first few years, he couldn't give birth to a son. I'm in a hurry! Later, he met Liu Mingkang, a generation of grandmasters of the Maoshan faction. Introduced by others, professional aphrodisiacs for 30 years, will produce high-quality products. It's a pity that there are more heavy metals in the pills, but fortunately, no one can be eaten on the spot.
Under the condition of chronic poisoning for N years, but the aphrodisiac has an effect, Song Huizong Zhao Ji is like a hanger. Sure enough, he gave birth to a large number of sons and daughters, do you think he can not believe in Taoism?
can solve the emperor's spiritual dream of immortality, and can solve the emperor's lower body sexual happiness, even if you don't want to live to retire, but Liu Mingkang took the money and ran away. Who cares so much?
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After performing here with the emperor for most of the day, Zhu Zilong finally took the painting and Xie En came out.
His expression was Meziz's, because basically everything he wanted before he came was already in his hands. He even exceeded his target! For the rest, you don't have to worry about the details.
However, looking at a pair of gold-wisped Taoist clothes on his body, Zhu Zilong was speechless.
"This Ni Ma Ri, this cheap emperor's father, has given Lao Tzu another Taoist official. It seems that in the next few years, I will usually wear more clothes to go out. This pit son! ”
Taoist officials are Taoist administrators at all levels appointed or licensed by the ancient government, and served by male and female Taoist priests.
At the beginning of the founding of Taoism, Zhang Daoling, the founder of Taoism, "moved to Heming Mountain, and felt that Xuan Yuan Laojun had repeatedly received the law of the scriptures." So the fractal manifestation, the twenty-four rules were re-established, and four rules were added to respond to the twenty-eight nights. ”
The period of the Northern and Southern Dynasties was the beginning of the officialization of Taoism, and it was also the first important turning point in the development of the Taoist official system.
Since the beginning of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the imperial court has set up corresponding Taoist official institutions and appointed officials to manage Taoist affairs. This period was also the beginning of the transformation of Taoist officials from teaching to official positions. The Taoist Yamen has since become part of the government department!
The Song Dynasty was the climax of the development of the Taoist system, and after nearly five centuries of continuous improvement by the Six Dynasties and the Sui and Tang dynasties, the Taoist system has matured.
This time, Zhao Ji gave Zhu Zilong the title of the Taoist official, the squire of the Jingshi Daolu Academy, that is, the secretary general of the dean. The head of the house is vacant, because it is a mortal position for the Jade Emperor, but he does not work here. Haha, so after all, now Zhu Zilong is the biggest in the Taoist system. After all, the tiger is not there, and the monkey is the king!
In terms of grade, it is also from the third grade, but unfortunately there is no military power, no official power, only tax exemption, but there is a new fief, and you can have the right, on the surface, you can manage other Taoist priests and Taoist temples in the world!
It's still good to use it to fake the tiger and pretend to be a ghost.
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When he entered the palace, it was Zhu Zilong who was received by Wang Xi'er. When he left, he was another eunuch with a white face and beard, who looked quite handsome.
Zhu Zilong didn't know if he didn't see it, and he was startled when he saw it.
Yo, isn't this the great eunuch Liang Shicheng?
Sometimes, it is better to offend a gentleman than a villain. Zhu Zilong didn't think about relying on himself as a prince and the vice president pretending to be in front of him. So he talked to him with a slight smile, and stuffed some silver tickets to him, and the two talked happily for a while.
"There are few willows blowing on the branches, and there is no grass at the end of the world. The laughter gradually faded into silence, but the amorous was ruthlessly annoyed. Su Xian is the stars in the sky that fell into the mortal world, and the immortal went and returned to the sky. Zhu Zilong said.
From beginning to end, Liang Shicheng declared to the public that he was Su Dongpo's illegitimate son, and he was overjoyed when he heard about it. When he arched to the ground, he saluted Zhu Zilong and said: "Thank you Lord Wang, oh no, thank you to the dean for revealing the secret of heaven, if he is rich and rich, he will not forget the dean's good words!" ”
According to records, Su Shi had two wives and more than a dozen concubines in his life, and gave birth to three sons (Su Mai, Su Yu, Su Guo) and several daughters for him. Due to Su Shi's unfortunate official luck in his life, he was degraded several times, and in order to make ends meet, most of the concubines were dismissed.
Perhaps there was an omission in the process of dismissal, Su Shi died of illness in 1101, and more than ten years later, there were many "illegitimate children" who recognized their relatives, among which there was a eunuch, who was Liang Shicheng in front of him.
The identity of his illegitimate son was not criticized by people at the time and denied by Sumen. It seems to have some credibility too!
However, Zhu Zilong thought in his heart, if Su Dongpo knew that he had a son who had become a eunuch, he didn't know whether he should laugh or cry?
Anyway, it was Zhu Zilong, if he knew which son he had, he would voluntarily become a eunuch. It's strange if he doesn't kill him!
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