Chapter 22 I also have an Uncle Cheng
Holding back his curiosity about the ancient military camp, Wang Xingxin did not go around, first, he was too tired to walk for a few hours, and second, he was afraid of violating military rules and being beheaded.
The four of them stayed in the tent to rest, Liu Gangzi looked sad, he was thinking about his family, and even more about his newly weaned boy. Da Niu was lying on the side indifferently, expressionless, not knowing what he was thinking, but the black baby was gnawing on the jerky without heart or lungs.
Wang Xingxin taught everyone to smoke the pork jerky with pine wood, although it is not very delicious, but it is much more delicious than the current food of the Tang Dynasty.
"Brother Xin, why do you say this jerky is so delicious, Brother Xin has some melons, just start making it a few days in advance! Make more to eat until we go home! ”
"You melon, why do you bring it to Hexi?"
"I don't think my uncle has completely cured my brother's melon disease, let's not return an ox cart..."
Before he finished speaking, he was slapped on the head by Liu Gangzi.
"Brother Gongzi, what are you doing!"
"Kill you melon peel! Don't use cows in the village? There will be no spring ploughing in the coming year! If it weren't for your new brother who left all the money for his uncle to buy cattle again, would you eat jerky? You're a fart!"
Hearing the words of the bar, the big cow also laughed and scolded the black baby, and the somewhat dull atmosphere became active at once. As long as there is a black baby, there will be some jokes from time to time.
Just when the four of them were talking and laughing, Cheng An suddenly opened the tent and came in, and without waiting for the four to greet him, he lifted Wang Xingxin out of the tent at once, and after the black baby shouted, he stepped out and pulled Wang Xingxin in one step, and then hugged Cheng An's arms and shook it hard, throwing Cheng An out of three feet and falling heavily on the ground.
After Cheng An got up, he didn't expect that the black and honest person to have so much strength.
"Heiwa, don't do it again, be careful of military regulations!"
"Brother Xin, this person wants to mention you, he wants to cut you, what the fuck is very military, let's hurry back to the village!"
"Melon cowardice! Get back! ”
Wang Xingxin scolded and then asked Cheng An: "Lord Captain, which military rule did the kid violate?" You're going to take the kid to cut off his head? ”
"What nonsense, the general wants the last general to come, saying yes, mentioning you to meet, if you don't mention you, the general will beat the military stick!"
"Uh.... Well, I'll go with you, don't be embarrassed for my brother, he's a melon, in addition to being able to eat and have some strength, he's a good person! ”
After that, he followed Cheng An to see the general, but who knew that the black baby shouted behind him: "Military regulations!" New brother! Mil-spec! Hurry up and let this general carry you, don't mention that you want to break military rules! Behead! ”
Cheng An laughed when he heard it, and then he mentioned Wang Xingxin and said with a smile: "That's right for the little brother, you really have to carry it!" Come here, you ......"
Wang Xingxin, who howled miserably all the way, was mentioned by Cheng An before and after the general's account, which attracted all the soldiers to spy on him along the way, and these words came from time to time: "I don't know which unlucky melon coward, now it's okay!" It must be beheaded by the general! ”
......
"General Yu, Wang Xingxin is here!"
"Bring it in!"
Cheng An lifted Wang Xingxin and strode into the big tent, threw Wang Xingxin to the ground, and after giving Cheng Yanjin a salute, he stood with his head bowed on the side.
Cheng Yanjin stared at Wang Xingxin, who was getting up from the ground and rubbing his buttocks, for a while, and then pulled him over and groped around for a while, and said: "There is nothing strange except for this hair, there is no head horns, and there is no natural bone, except for the tender skin and the same as the girl, isn't it just a half-big baby!" Why does the eldest brother look at it like this? ”
You're the! Your whole family is! You didn't see you three days ago, and the master was full of grandeur three days ago! Spectacular! Wang Xinxing just complained silently in his heart and did not scold, but just looked at Cheng Yanjin silently.
"Boy, how did you recognize Liu Lao Er, how did he value him so much! Come quickly, if there is a half-lie military stick waiting! ”
In order not to eat the military stick, Wang Xingxin told him how he met Liu Lao Er and how he joined Yuanlou Village, and he also copied his previous rhetoric about his life experience.
"In this way, your kid was rescued by that Liu Lao Er and settled in that village again. Not much detail though! Cheng An, hurry! Let's beat this kid with twenty sticks first! Let this kid hide it! ”
"The general spares his life! You have to tell the boy who you are first, or I won't tell you if you kill you! ”
"Haha, boy, you listen to Lao Tzu! This general is the Duke of the Kingdom, and Cheng Zhijie, the general of the Right Military Guard, is also! ”
"Cheng Biting Jin? You are Cheng Biting Jin! Selling rakes, robbing the emperor, and the big demon king of the mixed world, Cheng bites gold??? Tell me your plate axe, if it's really a hundred and eighty pounds? ”
Wang Xinxing's series of questions Cheng bit Jin Yunshan and kicked him in the fog cover and said: "Bastard boy, you owe a melon peel!" This general used to be called Cheng Biting Jin, but he was just selling rakes and robbing the emperor, and the big demon king of the mixed world was very good, but Ben General didn't dare to call him the king. And General Ben is a horse lance! ”
Wang Xingxin ignored the ass that was kicked by Cheng Biting Jin and was a little painful, and turned around excitedly in the big tent, and said with a cheap mouth: "Haha, God really has eyes, and sure enough, there must be adventures and opportunities when crossing the home!" Cheng bites gold! The living Cheng bites the gold! It's an eye-opener, black! It's so dark! Absolutely black coarse! ”
After that, he was bold enough to make a comparison with Cheng Biting Jin.
Cheng Yanjin looked at this crazy kid dumbfounded, and shouted: "Bastard! Where did the melon coward baby come from! Cheng An, what are you waiting for, hit twenty sticks first, and then give Lao Tzu this bastard to slip over! ”
Cheng An, who was also stunned, kicked over Wang Xinxing, who was in a state of madness, and slipped away, and Wang Xingxin, who didn't have time to wail, went to hit his board!
After a burst of ghost crying wolf howls and countless curses, Cheng Anti slipped his ass and blossomed Wang Xingxin into the big tent and threw him directly in front of Cheng Yanjin.
"Boy, hey! Dare to tease Lao Tzu! If it weren't for Liu Laoer's sake, you would cut off the dog's head with a knife for the crime of contempt for Shangguan and roaring about the big tent! ”
"Woo... General, the boy knows it's wrong! Know it's wrong! Spare the boy! I'll tell you right away, I'll tell you, promise to say everything! ”
"That's right! Underwhelmed! You just owe a beating, if you knew you were like this, you should have beaten twenty sticks before questioning! ”
Wang Xingxin, who was beaten up after committing a cheap crime, told Cheng Yanjin about some deletions of the things he encountered after coming to Datang, and added fuel and vinegar to say how the Wang family bullied him and how he bullied Liu Laoer, and transferred the whip on his face to Liu Laoer, saying that Liu Laoer was whipped more than a dozen times, and he couldn't bear Liu Laoer's guilt so he had to sacrifice the method of making salt! “
"Bastard boy isn't honest yet! Liu Lao Er Mo said that he was whipped more than a dozen times! Even if it was a whip, it would have to be splattered with blood for five steps! Is he, an old man, easily humiliated? Don't say that it is the Taiyuan royal family, even if it is today..... Do you kid want to be beaten again?!"
"Don't dare! Don't dare anymore! It was the kid who was whipped, not Uncle Liu! ”
"Alas! Big brother! How can you be so stubborn! Those bad things back then are long gone! Old brothers, who doesn't care about you, the blacksmith is okay, although he has never entered the court, but he always gets together with his brothers, but you ....." Cheng Biting Jin, Wang Xingxin, who ignored begging for mercy, slowly walked to the door of the big tent and looked outside and sighed to himself, if someone boldly looked at his face carefully, two lines of tears actually flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Wang Xingxin could hear clearly with his ears, and after hearing Cheng Biting Jin's self-talk. He cautiously climbed in front of Cheng Biting Jin, yes, he climbed! The ass has blossomed and can't walk! Then he grabbed Cheng Yanjin's trouser leg and said to Cheng Yanjin with a bitter face: "General, then Liu Lao Er is my uncle!" An uncle who is closer than his uncle! ”
"Alas! Cheng An! Help this bastard up, find a place for him to lie down, and then go to those creative medicines! Don't call the general, just call Uncle Cheng! ”
Hearing Cheng biting Jin and asking him to call Uncle Cheng, Wang Xingxin couldn't help but start to get excited again, and was just about to scream, but who knew that he swallowed back the wound on his buttocks, and he couldn't talk nonsense anymore, maybe he would have to be beaten! Sure enough, every person who travels to the early Tang Dynasty will have an Uncle Cheng! The master said casually that he had suffered a lot, and he had suffered a lot, at least now he is bitter, and he also has a black and rough Uncle Cheng!
So he asked cautiously: "Uncle Cheng, the kid has a question in his heart, can you answer it for the kid." ”
"Ask! As long as it's not in the military. ”
"It's not! Definitely not! The kid just wants to ask, Liu Lao Er is obviously the second line, if I have to call the uncle, if I call the second master, you will still beat me? also said that there was someone who asked me to call the second master, dare to ask if the second master is Qin Qiong, who is known as the second brother of Shandong Qin? ”
"You kid is really awake! The heart is not less than others! That's right! Except for my second brother who has gone, only my uncle can make your uncle miss him so much, and he even has to keep a title! What an eccentricity! ”
"Also, Uncle Cheng tell the kid quickly, did my Uncle Liu kidnap the sisters of several of you? Or which princess or princess? Otherwise, why are you all the princes and marquis of the country, and you are all generals, and my uncle is just a small village? “
"Bastard boy! Isn't it looking for a fight again! What nonsense! How is my eldest brother such a man! Cheng An pulled down and continued to fight me, if you don't die, you will be done! ”
"Wrong! The kid was wrong! Don't fight, don't fight, I'm really going to die if I fight again, and if I want to fight, I'll wait until the injury heals before fighting! ”
"Humph! I'll make a note for you! If you don't talk nonsense anymore, you can fight again; After fighting, I will fight again, and I will beat you for ten years! ”
Hearing that Cheng Biting Jin was so vicious, Wang Xingxin silently lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything more.
"Your uncle told Cheng An that he said that the whole army of the grain army was wiped out and that you would be safe, did you tell Lao Tzu what kind of ability you have to make your uncle value it so much?"
"Hey, hey!"
"What do you mean?"
"Hey, hey!"
"What the hell do you mean, hey!"
"Hey, hey!"
"Bastard, tell me what the hell is hey!"
"You're stupid!"
"Wow! The angry old man is also! Darn!! ”
After that, the angry Cheng Biting Jin pulled out a horizontal knife and was about to cut it. Wang Xingxin, who was a slut, dodged and said loudly: "Uncle Cheng wants to be angry, this hehe is very important!" You wait for the kid to take his time! ”
"Humph! Old man, let's see that you bastard can say a flower! ”
"Actually, this hehe, it's a professional term, so professional that I don't tell him, Uncle Cheng is certainly not an ordinary person, the demon king of the mixed world! Of course I have to tell you about the old man! This hehehe, it's a code! Do you know that my ability is related to the lives of the Tang Dynasty soldiers, once the Turkic dog thief knows it, it will be very bad. You think, with your old cleverness, how can those savage Turkic dog thieves guess? The kid is just keeping it a secret! ”
"Oh, I see, it's the old man who blames you! But what about that idiot? Could it be that you mean that the old man is stupid? ”
"No, no, no! You're a very smart old man! Not stupid at all! I can't help but scold the Turkic dog for being stupid! ”
Wang Xingxin, who had finally fooled the past, breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Cheng Yanjin when he was no longer angry and said: "The kid has a way to greatly improve the survival rate of the injured, so that the injured can recover from their injuries as soon as possible, and no longer deteriorate and die." Another way is to reduce the loss of my Datang war horse. ”
"Really?"
"Of course!"
"Come on!"
"If you're injured, you can't fight again!"
"Absolutely not!"
"First find a maid for the master to serve the master all the way to Hexi, and then give the master a special car!"
"Cheng An! Drag this bastard down! Beat! Hit hard! Just take a breath! ”
"I was wrong! I say! Uncle Cheng just wants to ease the atmosphere and make a joke, don't take it seriously! I'll say it right away! ”
"Cheng An! Fast! Drag it out and fight! ”
"The boys admit their mistakes!"
"It's late!"
Yes!!!! Oh!!!! Tear..... !!!!
There was another cry of ghosts and wolves from the military camp of Youwu outside Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty.....
This night is not destined to be peaceful!