Chapter 0303: The Spicy-Eyed King is unemployed

After playing with a mobile phone for thousands of civilian coins, for civilians, it is not only painful for the flesh, but also for the heart, not to mention a poorly dressed old man, maybe someone else can pick up a garbage bottle for three or four years in exchange for a mobile phone.

"Eh, don't ......" Li Xian didn't have time to stop it, and with a snap, the phone fell to the ground, and the old man stood up unhurriedly, picked up the phone, and then "Bang!" ......" and fell to the ground again.

"Eh! …… You're falling so again! ”

Li Xian was speechless, before it was others who stopped him from dropping his phone, but now he stopped the old man from dropping his phone, mainly because he was afraid that he would be insane, and suddenly forget whose phone it was, or look at the price and do something stupid, and when he reacted, it was too late to cry. The old man pulled his straw hat, walked to the phone again, picked it up, raised his hand and fell again!

"Wait a minute!! You're explaining the benefits of your phone! As soon as I came over, you started dropping your phone, what's the point? After Li Xian stopped him, he stopped what he was holding, which made the former breathe a sigh of relief.

"This phone! …… No good! It's especially good at falling! After saying that, he raised his phone again, and it was about to start again.

", people don't talk much! Social Society! Li Xian is willing to bow down, even if it is himself, he will not be a tyrant to drop his mobile phone.

"Look at how good this phone is?! It's not a weak chicken and duck! I fell three times with all my might! Look at you! Just a little bit of wear and tear on the shell! The shell is still free to change in the flagship store! You say, is this phone worth buying?! ”

“……”

"This machine uses titanium alloy dog eyes...... Phew, titanium alloy rim, super strong octacore! Three cards and three stays! Perfect for big body, big capacity! A few times it is in the harsh desert that Bei Ye has recently lived, and it can also maintain functional applications, if those 'little fresh meat mobile phones' run anywhere, they will be damaged by the sand before they go in! The fuselage adopts ......"

"Wait, wait! Don't introduce it, just give me a copy of this type, I've used weak chickens and ducks before, and I know that the function is strong. Li Xian couldn't listen anymore, he felt like he had met a chatterbox, and took out his wallet to pay.

"You've found the right person! My phone here! …… It's easy to use and the quality is great! ~" After the old man finished speaking, he directly handed the mobile phone that fell to the ground before to Li Xian, who raised his eyebrows slightly, "I said you...... Can you give me a new one? This one has been ravaged by you on the ground for so long, and now sell it to me? ”

"Uh...... I'm sorry, I'm so excited, it's not easy to do a small business in our industry! It's so exciting, it's exciting! I'm sorry! ”

After speaking, he was originally a vicissitudes of life and a steady figure in Li Xian's mind, and immediately twisted out a strange arc, his small buttocks were high upright, his back was bent, his fingers instantly turned into the shape of an orchid, and the level of spicy eyes instantly exploded, Li Xian just glanced at it, and almost vomited out the meal he ate in the morning.

"Gross! ……”

The food lingered between the intestines, almost gushing out, Li Xian covered his mouth, he didn't expect his sudden commotion to be so powerful! It's horrifying! It's totally possible to kill!! Destructive lethality, this familiar feeling, sure enough!

Li Xian roared again in his heart, "This familiar posture! The Walking Dead! Sure enough, it's him!! It turns out that he is the famous spicy-eyed king! It's really careless today! "Li Xian has never covered his mouth because of someone's hot eyes, this time it was too sudden, and he was not ready! Who knew that the original vicissitudes of life and domineering figure would become a ...... in a blink of an eye

"Don't apologize to me!! Spicy-eyed king, why don't you lie down on the road and come here to resell your phone?! Killing people is not worth their lives! ……”

"Huh! Guest, you are serious, when will I kill someone? It's just that I did my best a little bit to do the action! ”

“……”

Li Xian urged, he really didn't want to stay here for a long time, and he was nauseous and vomited at any time, if he twisted his 'body' again, he would be able to vomit out what he ate last night!

"Hurry up! Give me your phone! How much does it cost?! You're gone! ”

Seeing that Li Xian was about to be unable to parry, the spicy-eyed king hooked a weird and evil arc at the corner of his mouth, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, "Hey stinky boy!" You've got it today! Since you ruined my good business of touching porcelain, that thing has also spread out, I will find someone to touch tomorrow, and he said that he has a dash cam!! That thing has ruined the work of our business! The loss of people in the porcelain industry is huge! …… I can't even support myself! Damn boy, look at you to death! Spicy to you!! Hahahaha~~"

Thinking of this, the Spicy-Eyed King saw Li Xian leaving, and he didn't give up, his hips twisted to the other side, and he thought that his waist disc was protruding, and his hands shyly drew an arc in mid-air, and when the posture was here, the passers-by who came to watch the show nearby had already vomited half, and the vomiting sound continued, but the posture of the Spicy-Eyed King was not finished, he looked at the disgusting people who were convulsing on the ground nearby, and sneered in his heart, "Humph!" ~Ignorant and pitiful little human beings! ~Watch me save you with my handsome pose!! Who told you not to buy my phone?! Spicy, right?! Ha ha! Deserve! Accept the punishment of the Spicy Eye King!! ”

"Gross! …… Hemp! Which old man has such spicy eyes!? ......" The passer-by child looked at the numb who was about to vomit, and his stomach was churning, which could not be described as ugly at all, at least it was ugly, and the dance and movements of the spicy-eyed king, if you stared at it for five seconds, you would doubt life.

The action of the Spicy Eye King continued, he gently put two hands that he thought were extremely 'soft and charming' on his legs, the legs were slightly bent, arcing, and his toes touched the ground, and then, the supreme spicy eye posture appeared! His gentle palms slid up his thighs from the soles of his feet, his posture was 'graceful', his expression was ecstatic, as if he was enjoying something extremely happy, and then his waist twisted like a snake, driving his hips, and his whole body revealed a bewitching aura, like a beautiful woman learning yoga, but he was an old man.

"Gross!! …… Mama, I'm going to call the police!! ”

"Oh my God! My eyes!! Yes!! Why is this world dark!? My noble eyes!! ”

"Wow! …… Finally spit it out, oh...... God, I don't want to see this spicy picture again in my next life!! ...... "Passers-by vomited a lot, some foamed at the mouth, and were taken directly to the hospital, which is very close to the hospital anyway.