Chapter Twenty-Five: Sitting in the Jar and Sitting Out of Things
"You're an expert journalist, and you know that this is indeed the case. At first, we didn't know that there were changes on their side, but the situation was not good before the opening, and the attendance rate of eighty percent in the past was less, and some people ran out one after another. The master also comforted me, it doesn't matter if everyone wants to be fresh, we will sing hard, and the listeners will come back eventually. As a result, after the meeting, there were only half of the people, and the most important thing was that a few old listeners on the champion stage were gone. The owner of the bookstore came over and said that Qian Dingzhang showed the drunken immortal He Ruoxi temporarily spelled three gears. Next, the master told me that I had to do real kung fu. We changed seats temporarily, and I went from being a beginner with the pipa to a beginner at playing the strings, because the master had a nickname when he was young... As he spoke, he picked up a glass of water and took a sip of water to moisten his throat.
"Ah is called "Magic Red"? β
"You are an expert and an old listener, yes, the Oriental Heavenly King Mo Lihong is holding a pipa, which means that he has real kung fu in this, and he decided to change his hand on this day, just to use his "wide open" pipa stunt. At the beginning, there were really old listeners, and when they heard the taste, we all stood up and pricked up our ears, and we were very happy in our hearts, and we felt that it was too miserable to finally lose. After all, there are not many lyric artists who can play "Open the Door", even if they leave this line and go to play the role in "Xiao Tang Ming", it is more than enough. As a result, I heard the shouts of "silver strings" and "silver strings" faintly from the Mei Li bookstore opposite, and at this time, I saw that the master's face was gray, and later I realized that it was agreed in the industry that only the grandmaster could use the silver string in public. β
"Grandmaster? This is new," the reporter asked
"Yes, this is a statement in the industry, there are only three or five people in the entire Danci class, and there are only a dozen people in the music or opera industry in China, and the grandmaster is not judged or sealed, but shaken out by himself."
"Ah, shake it out?"
"That's right, according to the rules, as long as you use the silver string on the stage once, it means that you have set up the ring for life, and anyone can go up to fight and challenge in the future, so ordinary people don't dare to use it even if they reach the level. Why? If you meet a master, you will be completely planted. Later, I heard a sudden sound of clapping hands from there, not at once or twice, but I could hear hundreds of people clapping desperately at the same time. Immediately, we walked half of the field, facing the remaining thirty percent of the audience, our master and apprentice worked hard. But, hey... β
"After this battle, we didn't have the face to continue, and we dragged on for a few days to cut the book early and leave. Later, I was angry and tried hard to practice ***, even if I had a small success in all aspects, but compared with Qian Dingzhang, hey, don't talk about it. Let's talk about something elseγγγγγ β
In short, the performance of the three of them on this day reached the highest peak in the history of Shengze, and the original rules of the bookstore were that 12 o'clock at noon to 2 o'clock in the afternoon was the first gear, and from 2 o'clock to 4 o'clock was the second gear. But at the strong request of a group of old listeners, the rules were changed for the first time. At two o'clock, the three of them continued to fall back to a quarter of an hour, and after another hour of singing, it would be the end of today's performance.
Especially what Wang Laolang said is the most interesting: "You are doing evil today, three gears are fighting, it seems to be a direct injection of morphine, and it is like a "shouting yin" (that is, heroin) cigarette is smoked, no matter how good the big cigarette is, don't smoke it, it's boring." Just sing for another hour, everyone will end early today, you have a good rest and prepare for the night, and we must also digest and digest it. β
What else can you do with such an enthusiastic audience? The three of them discussed on stage, anyway, they were still young, and their physical strength and energy were enough, so Xiaoluo didn't want to go back, and continued to sing while the iron was hot.
After that, there was a small accident, because there were too many listeners, and after the seats were packed, some people were unwilling to stand and listen to the "book on the wall", so they sat in the tank.
The lid of the water tank in the bookstore is mostly composed of two semicircular wooden boards, which are only half covered in order to scoop water during the day, and only closed at night when they are closed. To provide water for hundreds of people, the water tank is specially cooked, and the diameter of three feet cannot be stopped, and everyone can squeeze half a cylinder head to sit three or five people. At this time, there is no safe production, EHS. Everyone is accustomed to actions that seem a little dangerous.
The bad thing is that the three of them on the stage said that the rise of the temporary role arrangement, Qian Dingzhang and Lu Zuixian respectively played the two stupid sons of Hua Taishi, but He Ruoxi, who was the youngest, had to hold his throat to play Hua Taishi. The contrast is enough to explain, and the performance of Qian Lu and the two is both god and form, and the two gimmicks come out. The audience burst into laughter, and most people like to use the word "leaning forward and backwards" to describe laughter, and a few people are probably laughing too devotedly, and they think that they are sitting on a "hundred-legged bench" listening to a book, and one leans back. "Boom" flipped into the water tank, and people instinctively reached out and grabbed at this time of crisis, so these "friends who sat in the tank" all turned over and jumped into the Crystal Palace.
Leng Buding, who was sitting in the tank next to him, was taken aback, listening to the book carefully, why suddenly a big splash of water splashed towards him, and reflexively dodged back. There was another "boom", and the tank capsized.
The cousin and the nearby listeners hurriedly came over to retrieve people, and after Wang Laolangzhong's pulse on the spot, they came to the conclusion that it was not a big problem. So the cousin counted them in his mouth and was so busy boiling ginger soup that he had to carry water again, and the few who fell into the water did not reply, but found a small room to change their soaked clothes, and some of them borrowed a few quilts from the bookstore owner and wrapped them around and continued to listen. This time, I didn't dare to go to the water tank again, but stood in front of the stage side. Then he was amused by Qian Dingzhang's sentence "Sima Jar smashed light", and forgot that there was no clothes on his body but a quilt he was wearing, and the quilt was to be pulled by hand.
As a result, Lu Zuixian and He Ruoxi covered their eyes shamefully on stage. Qian Dingzhang didn't let them go, and said "Don't look at these brothers in the stands, what are you looking at, see if Bai Niangniang and Xiaoqing are peeking in the cracks of their fingers... β
He Ruoxi was so angry that he was about to punch him, but as soon as his hand was taken off his eyes, he screamed "ah" again, and then covered his face again.
Qian Dingzhang grinned at the audience, "Look, let me let you pay attention, the beating is fake, and it's true to take the opportunity to take your hand off your eyes."
He Ruoxi heard this, stood up with her eyes closed, groped for a fan from the bookcase, copied it, and smashed it on Qian Dingzhang. Qian Dingzhang shouted while hiding, "Oh, I can't see it, Xiaoqing is a master, you see, her eyes are closed, and she is fighting with her memory, oops, hey, hey", and then made a head-hugging mouse again.
The time he bought for the listeners who sat in the tank first and was almost smashed also diverted the attention of the other listenersγγγγγ
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A few terms explained, Kodo Ming: a folk band that plays Jiangnan silk and bamboo.
Zhuangyuantai, this word should appear many times before, and I want to explain it every time, but I always feel abrupt when I insert it suddenly, so I simply put it at the end of the article. In the traditional bookstore, there is a hand-long case under the stage, one head on the stage, and the benches on both sides of the long case are sticking out. Looking down from the stage, it seems to be a "Feng" word. This position was originally to take care of the old or the earless, but China has the habit of respecting the elderly, and after a long time, this case was called the champion platform, and non-respected old listeners or dignitaries could not sit. Therefore, as soon as you see that someone is sitting on the side of the champion stage in the article, you will know that this is an expert listener of the five poisons. The actors on the stage are both respectful and afraid of this champion on stage, and the specific reasons have been mentioned before, so I will not repeat them.
ζ€gai,Rely on the meaning.,I didn't listen carefully to Mr. Kong's class in front of me.γγγγ
Shouting Luoyin, this reference to heroin is also a historical fact. In the 30s, the devils intensified their penetration into China, especially economically, but because of their own average industrial strength, the industrial products produced were completely uncompetitive in China, and the quality could not be compared with Europe and the United States, and the price was not as good as that of domestic production. At that time, Toyo goods were synonymous with low cost performance. When I graduated from college, my grandmother asked me to give me money to make suits, and you told me to "use British tweed, don't be greedy for Oriental goods". I didn't ask for money, but I went to Qingshan to do it. Far away, the little devil did not follow his teacher's teacher The British Empire began to sell drugs, and during this period, the drug habits of the Chinese began to shift from opium to more powerful industrial drugs morphine and heroin. Tang Tiezui's famous line in "Teahouse" "The smoke of the British Empire, the white face of Japan... βγ To make matters worse, morphine was given the name "Achina" and sold as a panacea for opium abstinence. After the full-scale invasion of China, he also trafficked drugs in the name of Shantang, the so-called Shantang was originally a private charity to give medicine on a daily basis, and thin-skinned coffins to help orphans, etc., and the devil did this to exterminate humanity. People of insight also raised a movement to rehabilitate drugs and save the country, among which some people called "people who eat big cigarettes" as "people who eat stool", and called heroin because of "shouting Luoying". It's also a forgotten piece of history.
As for the specific situation of the little devil's drug trafficking, it will probably be written in the text later.