Chapter 14: Luan Dog Remains to Rob the Tomb
The laity are all over the place, and I am alone in a faint state; The laity observe, and I am alone. This sentence probably best describes Li Boyu's state of mind, he doesn't like the glitz and glamour of the world, and his heart is like water. A one-person trip, away from the distractions of the world, is very pleasant.
Li Bo bird traveled all the way to the mountains and rivers, and on this day he passed by a wood, and he was a little tired. He specially found a grave to lie on it to rest, just to practice his current courage.
This tomb is tall and large, it should be the cemetery of a wealthy family, and it is paved with square bricks all around, and it is very generously repaired. It may have been a long time since anyone took care of it, and the grave was overgrown with weeds. Lying on it and watching the birds in the sky, blowing the breeze, it was very pleasant, and Li Bo quickly fell asleep.
Suddenly, Li Boyu sat up, because there seemed to be a sound of rustling from the grave, and he felt a little uncomfortable. This voice was absent for a while, and only people like Li Boyu, who practiced martial arts, could detect it. He said in his heart that it can still be haunted in broad daylight? With the last experience, he has become much bolder.
He jumped off the grave and looked around it, and when he turned to the northeast corner, he found the problem.
There is a deep robbery hole in the northeast corner, and the excavated soil is still fresh, and it looks like it has been dug freshly. Li Boyu watched with his hands crossed, and he wondered what kind of person was so bold as to dare to dig people's graves in broad daylight. From the sound of rustling from the tomb, it can be judged that this tomb robber should not have come out yet.
Sure enough, as Li Boyu expected, half an hour later, a burden was thrown out of the thief hole, which was heavy and seemed to contain a lot of things. After a while, another pointed head was revealed. Immediately afterward, the man slammed into the air, and his entire body crawled out. This person's appearance is really not flattering, with a pointed skull, pockmarked face, small eyes, big mouth, water snake waist, wearing a gray cloth coat, a pair of straw sandals with open toes, and he looks like he is in his forties.
The faint of heart, if you see this dignity at night, you can be scared down. This pockmarked face shook the dust on his body, his small eyes looked around, and he muttered: "Strange! Weird! Obviously threw it up, why is there no shadow? Got a lot of energy? Thrown into the distance? ”
Li Boyu pursed his lips and snickered, he has nothing to do these days, and he is in a good mood today, and he wants to play tricks on this tomb robber. It turned out that the burden that was thrown out was in Li Boyu's hands at the moment. He opened it just now and looked at it, it was all gold and silver, and it was indeed a rich family's cemetery.
"Good stuff! If you take it for wine, it is estimated that it will be enough to drink for a lifetime! ”
This pockmarked face looked up, and it turned out that the things he had been getting for a long time were being held in the hands of a slippery boy at the moment. This one came to lose his temper and pointed with his hand: "Boy, you came to pick up the bargain?" That's my hard work, give me back the burden, otherwise don't blame me for being rude! ”
"Hey! Ugly ghost, you have done something that damages yin and morality, and I bumped into it, get out of here! It's mine! ”
"Good boy, how dare you hurt me? There's a kind of you down! Let's see if I don't break your legs! Let you kneel down and worship me as a teacher! ”
This pockmarked face first practiced a set of flower boxing, which is called the thief's timidity.
"And what if you keep knocking on my leg?"
Li Bo Bird was unusually today, his originally serious face was full of smiles at the moment, and he found fun.
"Bah! Come down, I'm going to knock your legs, and I'll worship you as a teacher! ”
"You don't need to apprentice, my son can't look down on your pockmarked face! You've got to get this thing out of it, how to put it back, and don't dig it up again! ”
The pockmarked face turned blue, and before he could think of a good word, Li Boyu flew down from the grave. This pockmarked face was hit in front of him, and as a result, all his punches and kicks were in the air. Next, Li Boyu didn't give him a chance to play tricks, just like throwing a sandbag, he fell eighteen heels in his pockmarked face back and forth.
Mazi's face was completely clouded, he didn't see how the other party stretched out his hand at all, and he just chirped and fell on his heels, and he knew that he had met a martial arts master. In the end, he didn't get up, and knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Hero! Master! Spare your life! From now on, the fugitive will listen to you, and if you let the dog be beaten, the dog will be beaten! You let the chicken be picked! ”
Li Boyu threw the burden to Mazi Face and said, "Forget it, you put the things back first!" ”
"Yes, master!"
With a burden on his face, Mazi slipped down to the ground and returned to the ground empty-handed for a while. This pockmarked face is quite familiar, and quickly backfilled the thief hole. Finally, he dusted off his body and fell to his knees respectfully.
"My name is Luan Gou! May the master accept me, a unworthy apprentice! ”
"Ahem, what's your name?"
Li Boyu forced a smile.
"Luan Dog Leftover!"
"Luan Dog left! How old are you? ”
"Forty-three!"
Luan Gou knelt there in a regular manner, answering questions truthfully, and lost the strength of his previous oily head.
"How old do you think I am?"
"Master! Forgive me for taking the liberty of looking at it eighteen, nine, twenty-one, two! ”
"Then you look at your age, my age, you worship me as a teacher, is it appropriate?"
Li Boyu never thought of accepting apprentices by himself, and even if he accepted apprentices, he couldn't accept such a person with improper conduct, unsightly appearance, and a round older than himself.
"Master, don't dislike me! I was a beggar with my parents dying early when I was a child, and this is the first time I have robbed a tomb. This first time I wanted to do something that damaged yin and lost morality, but I was saved by you in time, so we have fate! Whether you recognize me as an apprentice or not, I will recognize you as a master for the rest of my life! ”
Li Boyu shook his head, this dog skin plaster still wants to stick to himself. Hey! He is not a person at the mercy of others, he is ready to turn around and leave, but he is not at ease, so he turns around and advises: "Luan Gou, I hope you can learn well in the future!" If I get caught up with grave robbery again, be careful to smash your skull with me! ”
"Yes! Master, don't worry, from now on, I will starve to death and not do such a thing! ”
Luan Dog patted his chest and guaranteed.
Suddenly, I heard a woman behind the grave speak: "Yo! Luan Gou, don't be scared by Li Boyu! He's going back to Beijing, the capital is 1,800 miles away from here, he just has three heads and six arms, and he can't care about your business? ”
"Who? Come out and speak! ”
When Li Boyu heard this voice, he thought that it was the woman who claimed to be Sayunu.
Sure enough, his instincts were correct, and Sayunu jumped on the grave, and she actually sat on it. Today's Sayunu is dressed in white and has flaming red lips, and this female devil-like dress makes Li Boyu very disgusted when he looks at it.
"Did you kill someone last time at Songyue Temple?"
"Yo, Li Gongzi, people are weak women, am I such a fierce person?"
This Sa Yunu spoke with a demonic spirit, and even Luan Gou couldn't stand it, he shook the waist of the water snake and said: "I said the female devil, my master is a kind-hearted person at first glance, you'd better sneak away before his old man gets angry!" It's your bargain! ”
"You don't know what to do!"
Sayunu stood up suddenly, and with a flick of his hand, he shot a throwing knife, stabbing Luan Gouyu's throat.
Li Boyu flew to catch the flying knife, and returned the object to its original owner with a backhand. Sayunu didn't expect Li Bo to be so fast, and he almost reaped the consequences, this woman didn't come to fight today, she just happened to pass by. Seeing her dodge the flying knife, she laughed wildly: "Li Boyu, goodbye!" See you in Beijing! ”
Sayunu laughed wildly and left, and Luan Gou inhaled in fright. He thought to himself that if he offended anyone, he should not offend women, especially capable women, and it seemed that his master would be in trouble in the future......
"Luan Dog left! Be a good person, don't do things that go against people's hearts! ”
Li Boyu put down the cold words and flew away. He didn't want to deal with that female demon, and he didn't want to have anything to do with this dog skin plaster Luan Gou.
"Alas, master, wait for me......" Luan Gou didn't give up and chased after him.
Li Bo quickly left the woods, shaking off Luan Gou's leftovers. He walked forward for two more days, when a voice in his heart told him that it was time to go home. After all, it has been a while since he left, and it is difficult for a person with parents, brothers, and relatives to stay away from Hongchen. Since he is the son of someone else, he has to be responsible. can only be in the pile of laypeople, maintaining the arrogant state of mind of 'I am not a layman'.