Chapter 67: The Stinky Method

Yang Bin's heart suddenly moved when he heard this, and he suddenly remembered the black dog named 'Xiaobai' who went with Chen Changluo......

After a while, Doth returned with a dead dog that had been peeled off.

Raise the fire, boil water, boil the dog, eat meat, and rest for a while, Mu Qingqing shouted and went on the road.

After walking for about ten miles, Yang Bin shouted to Duo Si on the horse: "Stop, stop."

"What for?" Duo Si glanced back at Yang Bin, and his tone was stiff.

"Well, I'm going to pee and help untie the rope."

Hearing Yang Bin say this, Duo Si got off the horse and beckoned to Duo Yan. Then Duo Si untied the rope from Yang Bin's hand and escorted Yang Bin back a few steps. Duo Yan guarded Chen Tu'er.

Yang Bin did not go into the grass on the side of the road, and by the pine tree on the side of the road, he unbuckled his belt.

At the same time, I thought to myself: "This should smell the black dog on the side of the road!" Hey, that's not very good! I don't know if the black dog can follow the tracks, hey, the plan is in the people, and the success is in the sky, go to it! ”

In the loud noise, Chen Tu'er frowned, and couldn't help but respond in her heart: "Vulgar, vulgar, dirty......"

Thinking of the pressure on Yang Bin's body just now, Chen Tu'er suddenly felt uncomfortable with 108,000 dry pores all over his body!

In the past, she still felt that Yang Bin had some meaning in her heart, but since then, that meaning has also gone with the urine, but I don't know if she knows that she is standing on the riverside, looking forward to it, and who is urinating behind her, I don't know how she will feel in her heart!

And Mu Qingqing was also stunned, he didn't expect Yang Bin to be so unsophisticated, but after thinking about it, the books all say that literati and celebrities have always been arrogant and debauched, and some even use heaven and earth as clothes as rewards, and they see people without clothes.

"Maybe talented people are like this, and they like to act contrary to ordinary people's actions and show their differences!" Riding on the horse, Mu Qingqing's goose neck looked back, and his heart was suddenly clear.

Duo Si strung Yang Bin and Chen Tu'er together, Chen Tu'er wrinkled his nose and instinctively retreated, but the distance of retreat was only between the expansion and contraction of the rope.

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There are many trees in the south, the sheep intestine path is narrow, and in the dark night, although Mu Qingqing is in a hurry, the speed is not as fast as Ben. The stars were twinkling in the sky, and the lights of the home in the distance were reddish, and Yang Bin suddenly felt that it was better to Sufu.

After another hour, stumbling, Yang Bin secretly held his breath, and finally released a fart, and then he shouted loudly: "Stop, stop, I have diarrhea!" ”

"You! You can't bear it! ”

As she spoke, Chen Tu'er raised her hand and wanted to cover her nose, but because her hand was tied by a rope, she had to lean in front of Yang Bin - so that the rope had enough space to raise her hand!

After taking a step closer to Yang Bin, Chen Tu'er was simply sad and indignant in her heart, she felt that she had never been so unlucky as she was today: she was first deceived by Mu Qingqing, and then she followed behind a and urine king, but she still had to get close to him!

"This, people have three urgency! How can this kind of thing be endured! ”

After listening to Chen Tu'er's words, Yang Bin said solemnly. It's just that Chen Tu'er covered his nose and was no longer interested in talking to him.

And Mu Qingqing frowned when she heard this, but she also felt that what Yang Bin said was reasonable, so she waved her hand to Duosi.

"Nanren are just weak, and eating this thing will cause diarrhea!"

Doth muttered as he pulled his face to untie the rope, and when Yang Bin entered the grass on the side of the road, he hurriedly ducked away.

After stepping on a large piece of grass on the side of the road, Yang Bin squatted and 'sneered'.

Duo Si listened, and hurriedly held his breath, while Mu Qingqing and Chen Tu'er listened, and suddenly felt countless flies flying in the sky......

"This grass has poured a large piece, and the smell is so heavy......"

Yang Bin thought, took a long breath, and walked out. Seeing this, Duo Si hurriedly walked over.

"You, you go away, I don't want to be with this stinky thing!"

Seeing Duo Si holding a rope to tie Yang Bin and herself together, Chen Tu'er screamed and dodged, she was pure and noble, and she couldn't bear it!

"Shut up! Otherwise, I'll put you in a position with him and let you follow the horse's ass!" ”

As he spoke, Doth tugged on the rope hard.

Dosi's mood is not good, and no one will be in a good mood' - when others poop, he has to be close to smell the smell!

"Sister, bear with it first! The smell behind the horse's butt is even worse, gurgling. Saying that, Mu Qingqing couldn't help but laugh twice.

Then continue on the road, and walk for nearly an hour, the sky is faintly foggy, and the stars are no longer visible, and there is a 'boom' sound of water in front of me, there is a muffled thunder, and the river is in sight. But the water will cut off the smell, and Yang Bin feels that he should leave some more marks, but his stomach is empty.

"What should I do?"

Yang Bin thought for a while, and could only turn to Chen Tu'er for help, although Chen Tu'er had a bad temper, but after all, he was still a grasshopper on the same rope!

But there is a rock beside it; Second, begging the beauty to pee, it's not easy to say such words, so Yang Bin had to hint when Duo Yan in front of him didn't care.

"Shh......h ......Shhhh

Seeing Yang Bin nodding his head from time to time, pouting, blinking, and whispering in his mouth, "What is he doing?" Chen Tu'er was stunned for a moment.

The voice seemed to be ...... Ah......h

Chen Tu'er finally understood, how could she have been so rude as the county lord, after a period of madness, she was even more ashamed and indignant, she didn't want Yang Bin to stink anymore, stepped behind Yang Bin, raised the jade leg, and it was a kick.

Fortunately, she was sealed by Mu Qingqing, and she couldn't show her skills, otherwise Yang Bin would be crippled if she didn't die!

But Rao was like this, Yang Bin was caught off guard, or 'oops', and staggered to the horse's buttocks.

"What are you doing?" Duo Yan glared back at Chen Tu'er.

Shocked by Yang Bin's voice, Mu Qingqing, Duo Si and others all looked back.

"He, he brags!"

The meaning of the boos Chen Tu'er was naturally difficult to say, so she had to answer vaguely, and Duoyan's attitude made her even more annoyed.

"What are you shhhhh

Duo Yan turned his head and asked Yang Bin, he leaned closer to Yang Bin, and he also heard the boo, but when he turned around, he didn't find anything, there were many insects in the south, and he thought it was the sound of insects.

"This girl, you can't look at the problem more deeply!"

Yang Bin muttered in his heart, and replied with a panicked expression: "I, I'm afraid, I was bitten by a snake at night, so I whistled and became brave!" ”

There are many snakes and insects in the south, especially at night, which is if you are bitten by a poisonous snake...... Hearing this, everyone except for Chen Tu'er didn't feel very good.

And Chen Tu'er saw that Yang Bin was blatantly lying, but said coquettishly: "He lied, he ...... him"

Naturally, Chen Tu'er couldn't say the following words, so he had to stomp on his little foot fiercely.

"The literati are romantic, as it has been since ancient times, and they don't forget to flirt with beauties at this time, giggles!"

Realizing this, Mu Qingqing smiled in her heart, and glanced back at Yang Bin.

At the same time, she was also touched by Yang Bin's words, looked up at the sky, then got off the horse, and said: "It's late, after walking such a long way, it is estimated that they will not be able to catch up. ”

Mu Qingqing is prepared with realgar powder, and it is necessary to travel in the south, but he was busy and forgot about this stubble!