Chapter 25 It's all my country
Zhang Fan coughed, "Cough, this is to give you a face first, so as not to be too embarrassed to answer any of them, and then the main dish...... Excuse me, how many Analects are there? How many chapters? How many words? ”
"Ahh Mo'er's eyes widened, and she looked confused. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Mo'er's expression is so cute! Love you to death! ”
"Haha, the routine is too deep!"
"Since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always win people's hearts with routines."
"Mo'er's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past......"
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Mo'er couldn't help but protest: "How can there be...... How can there be such a test of the Analects? Who can answer such boring questions? ”
"Me!" Zhang Fan pointed to his nose and said:
"Listen, since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy: There are 20 Analects, 512 chapters, and 15,918 words, 15,960 words with titles, and 16,010 words with titles and serial numbers. Do you hear me clearly? You don't need to repeat it. ”
“…… It's not counted, it's not a new question, don't make this kind of weird ......" Mo'er was speechless, and the step trainer also giggled.
Zhang Fan shook his head: "Okay, then I'll lower the difficulty, listen well, may I ask what the two words "Analects" mean?" ”
"......" Mo'er is stuck, I really haven't thought about this. This is a typical dark light, and most people really don't think about it.
Seeing that she couldn't answer, Zhang Fan said with a smile:
"Well, I know you can't answer. Comment, narrative also. But by the saints, it means that only the saints have recounted the event. The second word, "language", means "quotation". Indicates that the book is a quotation body. Adding the omitted parts, the Analects is interpreted as "a historical document in the form of quotations that records the words and deeds of Confucius and others", which is concise and appropriate. Xiao Mo'er, do you understand? ”
"Hmph, one more, I'll be able to answer it." Mo'er wrinkled her cute little nose.
"Still not admitting defeat? Okay, I'll give you another chance? Excuse me, the seventy-two disciples of Confucius are famous all over the world, how many of them are adults? How many children are there? ”
"Haha, I know this, I've talked about it."
"I know, old joke, too."
"You know it's a fart, you want Mo'er to know!"
"I see it hanging, this kind of brain teaser, how could the ancients know?"
"The shadow area in Qiu Mo'er's heart at this time ......"
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Sure enough, Mo'er couldn't answer, so she pursed her lips and said, "This...... Who can answer? ”
"There are mountains outside the mountains, Qinglou outside the building, Mo'er, be humble!" Zhang Fan put on a full posture, "Those who are in the twilight of spring, the spring clothes are ready, there are five or six champions, and six or seven boys." Is there such a passage in the Analects? What is it talking about? ”
This is the content of chapter 26 of the Advanced Chapter. It is about Confucius gathering disciples to teach and discussing social politics and personal life with his disciples in his spare time, and this is a record of a conversation between Confucius and his students. ”
"That's right! What is said here is clear, the five, six, and seven here are not divisors, but multiples. There are five or six champions, five groups of six, that is thirty adults, six or seven children, six groups of sevens, these are forty-two children, and the total is not exactly seventy-two sages. ”
"Ah...... Is that so? Mo'er was confused again.
"Of course, Zi once said, you don't get tired of eating, you don't get tired of being fine, you must read through reading, read carefully, read well, use your brain more, and think more. Alas, you are still young, think about it! Zhang Fan grabbed the last piece of snack and stuffed it into his mouth, and went back to his room to sleep satisfied......
"Wow......" Mo'er suddenly felt aggrieved inexplicably, and cried loudly, and the step trainer hurriedly took her in his arms and comforted her......
At this time, Zhang Fan, who was lying on the bed, was receiving everyone's re-education:
"Fourth master, you bastard, you will bully our lovely Mo'er."
"The fourth master is a big gauze, Mo'er is innocent......"
"The routine is too deep!"
"Don't bully Mo'er, little Lori is so cute!"
"Brother Fan's shamelessness has reached the pinnacle of human beings."
"The longest road is the anchor's routine!"
Zhang Fan learned archery today, and finally has a certain amount of self-preservation, he is very excited, and now he is not sleepy at all, so he continues to interact with everyone:
"I did this to lower my impression in her mind, so that she would not fall in love with me easily. once whipped a famous horse because of drunkenness, but I was afraid that I would be tired of beauties. Alas, bosom friends are hard to find! ”
"Phew! What do I think you're trying to get away with? ”
"Invisible pretending is the most deadly!"
"This is 103 points better than I give you, a tolerance, an understanding, and a father's love."
The man on the plane tree: "I once worked as a duck in a hotel in Guangzhou for two years, and to be honest, it is not something that ordinary men can bear. Although the income is okay, the body is easy to collapse and angry in the life of day and night! If you don't pay attention to being complained, you will have to deduct money. Occasionally, perverted guests ask to pour beer on their bodies, and then lick it with their mouths, and some even ask for a replacement...... Say that the beer duck made by me, the chef, is not authentic!!"
"Hold the grass, I was caught off guard by this bend!"
"The sudden commotion flashed Lao Tzu's waist."
"I almost fell out of bed and took one with me! 2333”
"This Nima, this curvature is too big, and now I can't digest ......"
"it, goosebumps don't have time to fall to the ground......"
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Zhang Fan talked to everyone again, and then turned off the live broadcast and went to sleep......
The next day, Zhang Fan got up before dawn, and he found that since he learned the Eagle Eye Technique, he was much more energetic during the day, and his sleep quality at night had improved significantly, sleeping for five hours, and he was as energetic and tireless as he had slept for ten hours in the past.
In the morning light, Zhang Fan walked out of the courtyard alone, walked towards the high slope to the east, opened the live broadcast room, there were not many people online, most of them had not gotten up yet, Zhang Fan said hello to everyone:
"Hello, good morning!"
"The fourth master is really early!"
"Why is it so early today?"
"I played all night lol, and when I lost more, I was shocked to see the fourth master start the live broadcast."
"Damn, I just came out, you can't be the one upstairs who pits me all night, right? What district are you? ”
"Fourth master, what's the live broadcast today?"
Zhang Fan replied: "Today I will take you to see the sunrise 1,800 years ago!" ”
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The sky is white with fish belly. The light was soft, and a red glow appeared on the horizon, and the color of the sky was gray at first, then gray to yellow, red, and purple, and gradually cracked a crack near the horizon. The morning light is shining, and the mountain is like a shy girl, looming.
After a while, the gap became longer and wider, and at the same time brighter and brighter, and several rays of light shot into the sky, and suddenly a golden arc broke through the morning light and rose from the horizon. The light and shadow are ever-changing, and a hundred pillars of light shoot down from space...
"It's beautiful!"
"It's still the beauty of the ancient sunrise!"
"It's embarrassing, it's all one sun, is this the sunrise version of "the moon in a foreign country is rounder than in China"? ”
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The sunrise is the same, and let's become a feeling! From the panic of the newcomer, to the gradual attraction of this era, the perception and experience of the beauty in life, Zhang Fan feels that the soul seems to have undergone another transformation!
"Friends, do you know what this is?" Zhang Fan pointed to the mountains and ravines, and asked with arrogance.
"Big mountain?"
"Trees?"
"Mountains and rivers?"
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Zhang Fan waved his hand: "Look out the window, it's all my country!" ”
“66666!”
"Hold the grass, Mader Staff!"
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"The sudden commotion flashed my waist ......"
"Anchor, are you a graduate of Lanxiang Technical College?"
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"Hahaha!" Zhang Fan's hearty laughter resounded in the sky......