Chapter 62: Taiji Palace meets Li Er
After eating a meal of mutton noodles in the evening, Cheng Chumo looked a little anxious, looking at Wang Xingxin leaning on the Hu Collapse in the study, and stopped talking.
Wang Xingxin was a little annoyed by his wandering in front of him: "Ugly cow, you are wandering around!" If you have something to say, don't keep wandering around in front of my brother and make me upset with you! ”
"Brother Xin, I always feel that this thing is not very good!"
"Which thing? Take Heiwa to find the Qinglou? Don't you want to go? Brother told you that since you came down the mountain, brother doesn't know the taste of meat in March! It's not just March! It's been more than half a year! ”
"That's not it! It's a big deal to find a girl! It's Uncle Liu's matter. Our brothers are looking for an aunt for their uncle like this? If Uncle Liu told my father in anger, we would be finished! ”
"What a big deal! Brother has figured out a way out! ”
"What a retreat! Where did our brothers come from? ”
"Humph! Ugly cow, you melon goods! Didn't you always want to train in the army? Follow my brother every day in this small village, you must be a little depressed. ”
"Well, it's true, it's just that the new brother treats the ugly cow very well, and besides, my father also let the ugly cow follow you."
"Tomorrow, let's take Heiwa to Chang'an to meet Your Majesty, my brother has something to offer to Your Majesty, just ask Your Majesty to let our brother three experience in the army!" Datang is still heavy on military merits! If you don't have some military merits, my brother's waist can't stand up! With His Majesty's protection, even your father can't beat us both regardless of His Majesty's face! When the time comes, the two of us will hide in the army, and when the raw rice is cooked, then Uncle Liu will taste the sweetness and the matter will naturally pass. ”
"Brother Xin, no! Why can't my father's army enter? Even if we are hiding in the Xuanjia Army, my father can find us out! ”
"Don't worry, ugly cow, Your Majesty will let my brother become a new army, and when the time comes, my brother will be the commander, how about giving you a division commander?"
"Commander? Teachers? Brother, you're so sure! “
"Absolutely! Don't worry, my brother will definitely be able to get out of the way this time! When my brother's itch is so easy to scratch? Even the uncle can't make it! ”
Cheng Chumo still felt a little unreliable in his heart, Wang Xingxin got up and patted him on the shoulder when he saw this, and said, "If you can't sleep, go and exercise!" Run! Brothers! Run ten laps around the village, come back, wash it, wash it, wake up, and have big things to do tomorrow!"
Cheng Chumo rushed out wildly!
Wang Xingxin, who was lying on the Hu Collapse, took out the simple gunpowder formula from his arms and decided to dedicate this sharp weapon to Li Er. It can be said that the Wang family can smoke him to death as long as he tries to hold his fart!
After this gunpowder is offered, I will summarize some of the training methods of special forces in movies and television before, and I don't believe that Li Er can't give him military power! With military power and sharp gunpowder, I don't believe that I can't make some war exploits! You don't see that those predecessors who have crossed over have made meritorious contributions with gunpowder!
But tomorrow, I have to explain to the matchmaker Zhao, give the reward first, and give the dowry first, and then directly carry the big-ass bride into the village, and see what the second Liu does, or not, or see the retired bride looking for death and life! Thinking of his own love, and bullying himself more than his uncle, Liu Lao Er Wang Xingxin laughed out loud evilly!
The creepy laughter made it the turn of the guardian Wang Ba, oh, it should be Wang Xi who was scared of a spirit, and he thought that the lord had to be sick again, did he call the lord to treat?
In the early morning of the next day, before Wang Xingxin got up, Heiwa and Cheng Chumo were pulled up directly from the bed.
"Heiwa, you coward! Got to have a night without sleep? You can't think of a girl like this! ”
Looking at the black baby with two panda eyes, Wang Xingxin was no longer sleepy and began to tease!
The three of them first found the matchmaker Zhao under the guidance of Cheng Chumo, gave a reward and gave fifty taels of gold as a dowry, and after explaining it, they held down the anxious black baby and walked towards the Taiji Palace.
"Brother Xin, do you want to discuss this important matter with my father and Uncle Qin first? After all, they are familiar with military affairs! ”
"Ugly cow, if you discuss it with your father and Uncle Qin, it won't be our brothers' business! Think about your heart's desire! Your ambitions! Why don't you take Wu Hook and collect Guanshan Fifty Prefectures! What a glory it is to make a great achievement and immediately become a marquis! For me, the Tang Dynasty will open up the territory and expand the territory for Your Majesty, and when you return to your hometown, you will cross the horse and parade the streets! Wouldn't it be a pleasure! ”
"New brother, can this really be the case? Can an ugly cow have such glory? ”
"Ugly cow, you boldly let my brother go! Don't look back! Brother promises to let you get your long-cherished wish! ”
The dazed Heiwa didn't understand what the two brothers said, but just said naively: "Brother, don't go to the Qinglou to find a girl." You two can't leave the black baby, you have to take your forehead with you! ”
"You coward! I don't take you with you to tell you to do anything! When you see Your Majesty, you must be respectful, don't talk and know no! ”
"Well, uh-huh! I heard that Your Majesty is very powerful! Nine feet tall and six feet waistline, extremely strong! ”
The three of them laughed and arrived at the Taiji Palace in a short time, and in front of the palace gate, Wang Xingxin stepped forward to say to the guarding Jin Wuwei that he wanted to see His Majesty again, and waited for Li Er's summons at the palace gate.
Li Er heard that Lantian County and the little grandfather of the Cheng family had something important to see with Liu Heiwa, the flying cavalry captain, and Li Er, who was comfortably lying on Wang Xingxin's rocking chair, was a little puzzled, what is the important thing about this kid?
When he asked the eunuchs around him to spread the word about Wang Xingxin, he asked the eldest grandson queen to come.
"What is the matter with Your Majesty calling your concubines?"
The eldest grandson queen with Li Lizhi and little Li Zhi asked Li Er.
"Guanyin, this Lantian County Son and Lu Guogong's eldest son Cheng Chumo and Liu Heiwa, who was named a flying cavalry captain by me because of his merits, still asked to see me and said that there is something important, Guanyin may wish to listen to what is going on with this kid!"
When Empress Eldest Sun heard that it was the bastard boy from Lantian County, she was also a little interested, so she took the child to wait for this Lantian County to see what was important to him!
Not long after, Wang Xingxin and the three of them were taken by the big eunuch to Li Shimin's place.
Wang Xingxin couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw the eldest grandson, but he quickly calmed down and pulled the black baby to salute the most noble couple in the Tang Dynasty.
Li Er saw that Wang Xingxin's face was serious and a little puzzled, I heard that this Lantian County Zi Jiao'er Lang didn't have any plastic surgery, and he made cheap crimes all day long, I don't know how many times he was cleaned up by that Cheng Zhijie and Liu Laoer, how did he change his personality today.
Before he could speak, he saw this Lantian county man bowed deeply and said, "Can the minister believe Your Majesty?" Can a minister trust his mother? ”
Li Eryi was happy when he heard this: "If you kid has something, report it quickly!" Less nonsense! ”
Who knew that Wang Xingxin ignored Cheng Chumo, who was pulling him behind, but still bowed deeply with a serious face and said, "Can the minister believe Your Majesty?" Can you trust Niangniang? ”
Li Er was a little angry, and he was about to scold! Seeing that Wang Xingxin didn't bow again, he directly pulled the two of them to kneel, pulling his throat to scare Xiao Li Zhi into crying, and shouted again: "Can the minister believe Your Majesty?" Can the minister believe in the mother"?
Li Er couldn't sit still now, looked at Wang Xingxin who was kneeling on the ground, and Li Er stepped forward and said: "I am the son of heaven of this Tang Dynasty, and the queen is the queen of this Tang Dynasty, how can I not let you, the son of Lantian County, trust?" ”
"Your Majesty, the minister knows that you and Niangniang can make me trust, otherwise the minister will not take the liberty to ask to see me!"
"Do you know that I and my mother can make you kid trust? I'm scared to cry all my pheasant slaves, if I can't say one or two, I'll beat you up! ”
"Your Majesty, the minister just wants to say important things three times, and this matter is related to the Tang Dynasty! It's about the fortune of the Tang Dynasty! You have to be cautious! ”
Li Eryi heard that Jiangshan Sheji, who was concerned about him, grabbed Wang Xingxin, who was still kneeling on the ground, and said a little hideously: "Lantian County! You have to think about it! What is so important! What's the matter with me! ”
After trying to break free from Li Er's dragon claws, Wang Xingxin said fearlessly: "The minister wants to offer His Majesty the technique of forging the body of a strong army, as well as the sharp weapon to attack the city and break the enemy, from now on, any city will be flat in front of my strong army of the Tang Dynasty!" Your Majesty said that this is not about me, the Tang Dynasty! ”
"Is there really such a weapon? Do you really have the skill of forging the body? If Lantian County is empty! You have to watch your head! Don't bother these two brothers around you! ”
"Your Majesty, the kid is willing to use the head of Lu Guogong Cheng Zhijie as a guarantee!"
Li Er couldn't help but be a little stunned when he heard that this kid was willing to use Cheng Zhijie's head as a guarantee, and Cheng Chumo, who was kneeling beside him, opened his mouth in surprise!