Chapter 1 Officials, Don't!
"Ximen official, wake up, my husband is coming back!"
Zhang Xiaowu in his sleep felt a pair of small hands gently pushing him, trying to wake him up.
Zhang Xiaowu opened his eyes slowly, and what greeted him was a beautiful woman, the woman's cherry mouth, small and crystal clear nose, willow leaf curved eyebrows, in Zhang Xiaowu's impression, the woman in front of her was much more beautiful than those models, Miss World or something!
Especially the woman in front of her was covered in a small red belly pocket, and the rest was not wearing anything!
Seeing Zhang Xiaowu looking at herself in a daze, the woman's face turned red, and she seemed to be a little anxious and said: "Ximen official, please, hurry up and put on your clothes and leave, my husband is really coming back, if he finds out and spreads it, what else can I do!" ”
What kind of dream, still Simon official? I am also Ximen Qingle, Zhang Xiaowu saw the snow-white behind the woman's belly pocket looming in front of his eyes, and suddenly couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, who are you, anyway, Lao Tzu needs you to take care of me if he has a dream!
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu smiled evilly, and took the woman into his arms, so soft, what a real dream!
"Official, don't!" The woman gently pushed Zhang Xiaowu, but with such little strength, Zhang Xiaowu didn't take it seriously at all, Lao Tzu dreamed, what husband are you afraid of?
Feeling Zhang Xiaowu's heat, although the woman was anxious, she still cooperated half-pushed.
Just as Zhang Xiaowu was about to pick up his gun and get on the horse, a simple voice came from downstairs. "Madam, I'm back, is the meal ready?"
The woman lying on Zhang Xiaowu's body was startled, felt Zhang Xiaowu's tongue, and subconsciously bit it.
"I rub it, it hurts!" Zhang Xiaowu pushed the woman away and kept fanning her tongue with her hand, as if this could relieve some pain!
How can it hurt so much, doesn't dreaming say it won't hurt? Zhang Xiaowu slapped himself twice, snapping twice, crisp and ringing, but then Zhang Xiaowu suddenly felt that his face was a little swollen, I wiped it, it's not a dream, what a bird situation!
Zhang Xiaowu took a serious look around, all the furniture was wooden, and the windows were just a layer of paper pasted there, remembering that he had just stolen back the first-class cultural relics belonging to China in the UK, Zifeng Yupei, how could he come to this ghost place?
That's right, what about the jade pendant! Zhang Xiaowu also ignored the woman's anxiety, and found the jade pendant all over the bed.
Just when Zhang Xiaowu was rummaging around, the thin wooden door was gently pulled twice, and a clicking sound sounded "Madam, are you in the house?" ”
The woman said loudly: "Xianggong, wait a minute, the slave family is getting dressed." ”
Listening to the conversation between the two, Zhang Xiaowu's head is big, I wipe it, could it be that Lao Tzu was frightened? Thinking of this, Xiao Wu temporarily gave up looking for the jade pendant, and was about to leave here first.
But when he picked up the clothes on the ground, Zhang Xiaowu suddenly collapsed, wearing a turquoise gown, pure white pants, and a towering green hat? No, this is definitely a naked insult, Zhang Xiaowu has now decided that someone is deliberately manipulating him, so he only wore a big white pants, turned his head and whispered to the woman wearing this belly pocket: "Tell me quickly, where can I get out?" ”
The woman pointed to the exaggerated wooden window, Zhang Xiaowu glanced out, there were a lot of people downstairs, but they were all wearing ancient costumes, which filming attraction was this? There are too many people below to walk, so it's always okay for Lao Tzu to walk from the house!
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu walked quickly to the window, ready to climb onto the roof and escape, but before leaving, Zhang Xiaowu turned his head and glanced at the extremely beautiful woman, looking at the tempting cherry mouth, no, it is not my Zhang Xiaowu's character to take advantage of it, thinking of this Zhang Xiaowu turned back again, and kissed it under the woman's frightened expression.
then turned over and jumped out of the window, but after going out, Zhang Xiaowu was dumbfounded, which filming attraction is this, why is it so big!
On this day, countless people saw an unforgettable scene, the famous Ximen official in the county wore a white trouser and leaped on the roof of the county for a whole day.....
Whew, I'm tired of Lao Tzu, what the hell is this place, why is it so big! Zhang Xiaowu sat on the roof and inhaled heavily, don't let me catch that bastard who plays with me, otherwise I will steal his whole family and not leave him pants! Yes, absolutely not!
"Official, Ximen official!"
"You're calling me?" Zhang Xiaowu had actually heard someone shouting Ximen Daguan a long time ago, but he didn't know that it was calling him, but now seeing that person chasing after him, he couldn't help but ask.
The little guy nodded and said, "Yes, Childe, it's time for you to go back to the pharmacy, there are batches of medicinal materials waiting for you to go back and check." ”
What kind of pharmacy, it's messy, Zhang Xiaowu's eyes turned, instead of going around in circles here, it's better to go back with you to see, as the saying goes, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth!
"Okay, let's go back!" Saying that, Zhang Xiaowu jumped down from the four-meter-high roof in the stunned gaze of the little guy.
After walking for more than ten minutes with the little guy, what came into view was indeed a fairly spacious pharmacy, and several middle-aged people dressed gorgeously immediately surrounded Zhang Xiaowu as soon as they saw Zhang Xiaowu coming.
"Ximen official, you can come back!" Saying that, the leading man took Zhang Xiaowu's hand and walked to the side with a smile, took out a delicate vial, poured out a pill and said to Zhang Xiaowu: "Official, this is our newly developed yang medicine, which guarantees that you can fight for three days and three nights without falling down after eating it!" ”
But Zhang Xiaowu didn't care about listening to what the person in front of him was nagging and writing now, he just looked at the vial in his hand, with his eyesight, how could he not see it, this is clearly an antique from the Southern Song Dynasty or the Northern Song Dynasty! And looking at the quality of preservation, just like new, it will definitely sell for a lot of money!
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu's eyes lit up, and he smiled at the middle-aged man and said: How do you sell this? How many more! I'm going to do it all.
When the middle-aged man heard this, he thought that Zhang Xiaowu wanted to collect a large amount of his medicine, and immediately said happily: "Official, you have good eyesight, I still have a lot of stock, just this number!" He held out three fingers as he spoke.
Three hundred thousand? This product is too dark, although it is an antique, but the object is too small, even if he sells it, he can't sell it so much.
Seeing Zhang Xiaowu shaking his head, the middle-aged man was a little anxious, "Official, what I gave you is the real price, and this medicine is a treasure that is difficult to make!" ”
"What medicine? I want this bottle! ”