"Hey! Life is as lonely as snow! You see those rebellious barbarians who were wiped out one by one under the thunderbolt of the little master, and those who survived were all on their knees and begged to surrender...... Today, you have the credit for breaking through this city occupied by the barbarians! The most important thing is that you are the first grenadiers of my Datang Dynasty, the main implementer of breaking the city with a thunderbolt for the first time! In the future, history will definitely record like this: in the autumn of the fourth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, the barbarians of Jiannan Province rebelled, Bowang Xingxin of Lantian County was ordered to take the grenadiers of the New Army of the Tang Dynasty to quell the rebellion, and Bowang Xingxin of Lantian County made trebuchets...... Ten thousand bullets were fired, and the capital city of Manzhou was breached in an instant......"

After a blow, Wang Xingxin proudly looked at the group of grenadiers gathered around him and shouted in his heart: "Praise me!" Praise me! ....”

I didn't wait to praise it, but waited for Cheng to bite the black-faced god of gold.

The sergeants saw that Cheng Yanjin's face was not good, and after Shi Li saw him, they quietly slipped away, leaving only Wang Xingxin, Cheng Yanjin and some of the guards he brought.

Looking at Cheng Biting Jin's big face like a black cauldron, Wang Xingxin shouted in his heart that it was not good, it must be the report of the eldest grandson Chong that bastard beating the master.

"The pioneer officer's shelf is so big! I also want the general to come to invite me personally, and ask the pioneer officer to tell the general that "I care about the master's", what does it mean? ”

After listening to Cheng Biting Jin's lukewarm words, Wang Xingxin had an idea and said: "Back to the general, the last general only suffered from your ten army sticks a few days ago, this ass blossomed, and it was inconvenient to move, so he said that: 'Mind the little master's shit', because it is a matter of the ass, the end will be referred to as 'shit'." ”

"Then, how do you explain that you call yourself 'Little Master'?"

"This is the general's, it's not good who you send, just let the eldest grandson rush to that bad instigation, the last general can be called grandson in front of anyone, but in front of the eldest grandson father and son, he must be called the master!"

After finishing speaking, he simply put his neck on the stalk and looked at Cheng Yanjin like this.

Looking at Wang Xingxin's appearance of not getting in with oil and salt, Cheng Biting Jin was also a little helpless, let's fight, a little reluctant! Don't fight, it looks like this bastard is determined to pick a son.

"Ming Shen, the capture of more than 20,000 barbarians is a big burden for my counterinsurgency army, if you don't get it right, something big will happen, you just want to watch our military exploits fly?"

Since you can't force it, then it's tempting!

Seeing that Cheng Biting Jin's face was a little helpless, Wang Xingxin had no choice but to stand up and say, "Uncle Cheng, there are no outsiders here, so the little nephew will give you a good talk." ”

After waving his hand to let Cheng Dong leave with the guards, Cheng Biting Jin said: "Ming Shen, what is there to say about this?" ”

"Uncle Cheng, we are military generals, military generals who lead troops, just attack the city and plunder the land, as for what happens after the war, it is Wenchen's business. Now, you should hurry up and draw up a good report, and by the way, ask for credit for your little nephew and others......"

"You don't need to say that the old man knows, it's just the strategy you said that day, the old man thinks that it is very appropriate to deal with these barbarians, if it is ......"

Wang Xingxin directly interrupted Cheng Yanjin's words: "Uncle Cheng, don't say it, the little nephew knows your intentions, but just according to the little nephew's method to rectify the barbarians, someone in the court must say, 'Cheng Zhijie not only has the talent of a general, but I didn't expect that there is also a way to govern the country, it is better to let him and Lantian County Bo garrison the barbarian state together'......"

After hearing this, Cheng Yanjin suddenly realized: "Ming Shen is reasonable, the old man is eager for quick success." But these captives are really not easy to deal with! ”

"Uncle Cheng, let's do this, if there is enough food in the city, we will raise it first, but we must not let them eat enough. If it's not enough, hehe, let the barbarians deal with the barbarians, and hand over these rebellious black barbarians to those white barbarians to deal with! Didn't Xie Yuanshen run away? Let him come back! ”

After discussing for a while, the two of them returned to the capital city of Manzhou.

As soon as I arrived in Fucheng, I saw Cheng Chumo come to report that Nong Jiangyi, who was captured after being knocked unconscious, had woken up, and after the two arrived at the place where Nong Jiangyi was held, they saw Nong Jiangyi, who was trapped like a dumpling, screaming and struggling.

After stepping forward and kicking this goods, Wang Xingxin said: "You are still arrogant when you become a prisoner, or will this lord use thunder to send you to become an immortal?" ”

After stopping, Nong Jiangyi glared at the two people angrily: "This king is not convinced! If it weren't for you Tang people who recruited thunder to help in the battle, this king would definitely be able to defeat you! ”

Cheng bit King Kong and was about to step forward and shout angrily, but Wang Xingxin pulled him and said to the nong general on the ground with a smile: "Return to this king, this lord sees that you are a dead barbarian who doesn't know whether to live or die!" My Datang has its own heavenly help so I can attract thunder, you barbarian don't obey my Datang teachings, let go of a good life, but it's strange if the thunder doesn't split you! ”

After finishing speaking, he hugged his fist to Cheng Yanjin and said: "General, please hand over this barbarian king to the last general, the last general will definitely be able to train this barbarian honestly, and wait for my army to return to Chang'an to dedicate this bullshit king to Your Majesty, and let him and Najieli perform a dance for Your Majesty and my Tang Dynasty meritorious soldiers." This Southern Barbarian, a Western Turk, and the last general have all thought about it, and this dance combination is called 'South to West', maybe His Majesty will be crowned a marquis as soon as he is happy. ”

Cheng Yanjin saw that Wang Xingxin was getting more and more outrageous, and after a pitiful glance at Nong Jiangyi, he said to Wang Xingxin: "You must remember not to kill this barbarian!" After training, let this barbarian king give Ben a dance in the future. ”

After finishing speaking, he ignored the earth-colored Nong Jiangyi on the ground and walked straight away......

After Cheng Biting Jin left, Wang Xingxin touched his short beard and looked at Nong Jiangyi on the ground with a wicked smile: "You are sick, you have to be cured!" ”

When he heard that he was sick and was tied to the ground, Nong Jiangyi said with some surprise: "This king, he is as powerful as an ox, where did he get sick with half a bucket of edible rice for a meal?" ”

"Melon disease! If you, a barbarian, don't melon, how can you let go of your good life and do this great rebellion? So this lord has to treat you well! ”

If you want to cure this melon disease, the first one is Liu Laoer, but now Liu Laoer is far away in Chang'an, so he can only let Heiwa and Cheng Chumo do it for him.

After sending someone to call Heiwa and Cheng Chumo, Wang Xingxin said to the two: "Will you two still cure that melon disease?" ”

As soon as Heiwa heard this, she said a little excitedly: "Brother Xin, are you sick again?" That can't be delayed, take it off quickly! ”

Wang Xingxin, who was a little annoyed, kicked Heiwa's ass and said: "Cowardice, I don't look forward to my brother all day long!" ”

Pointing to Nong Jiangyi on the ground, he said: "It's this barbarian king who has a melon disease, so hurry up and call a few people to help treat him!" ”

After finishing speaking, Wang Xingxin went out, he wanted to go out and find a stool, get some tea or something like that, and appreciate the pain of others. Thinking about the miserable appearance he had before, Wang Xingxin, who had a dark heart in his heart, wanted to impose the pain on others more and more......

When he came in with the low stool he found, he did find that Heiwa and Cheng Chumo were helplessly looking at Nong Jiangyi who was stripped naked and tied to the shelf.

This Nong Jiangyi was not only not as miserable as he imagined, but looked at him with disdain, right! That's right, it's contempt!

The anxious Heiwa threw away the pheasant feathers in her hand and said to Wang Xingxin: "Brother Xin, this barbarian king is not afraid of itching!" Look at him! ”

Looking closer, Wang Xingxin suddenly felt nauseous.

It turned out that it was not that Nong Jiangyi was not afraid of itching, but that there was a thick layer of dirt on his body that exuded an unknown smell, and the dirt all over his body was like a layer of armor, and Nong Jiangyi was not afraid of itching.

I thought that only Tubo people did not take a bath all year round, but I didn't expect that this black man still had the habit of not taking a bath.

In fact, it's not that the black barbarians don't like to take a bath, it's just that Nong Jiangyi has been afraid of water since he was a child, so he is covered with dirt.

"Heiwa, go find a few people, take the brush of the horse and wash this sloppy king well!"

Then he said to Cheng Chumo: "Ugly cow, you order someone to find a nest of ants, and then get some honey or something, if there is no honey, get some sugar, as long as it is sweet, you want to do it!" ”

After the two left, Wang Xingxin looked at Nong Jiang, who still had a disdainful face, and said, "What about the barbarian king, why don't you call the sloppy king!" Don't think that you have a protective layer, even if you wear the holy clothes of the bronze Xiaoqiang, the master will make you want to die! ”

"Hmph, despicable Tang man, if you have any means, just use it! If this king speaks, he won't be the number one warrior of the black barbarians! ”

"Call, call! There will be a time when you can't cry or laugh! ”

Half an hour later, almost half of the city heard the strange sound of Nong Jiangyi crying and laughing.......

Wang Xingxin said to Nong Jiangyi with some flushed face: "You say it or don't say it!" ”

"You despicable Tang man, what do you want this king to say!"

"Say it! I don't say yes, Heiwa will get some more ants, I want to see how hard the bones of this barbarian king are! ”

"What do you want this king to say......"

After another hour, Nong Jiangyi, who was about to be tortured and crazy, not only took the initiative to tell the story of ordering people to steal the looted treasure out of the city, but also told the story of how he stole the leader of the black barbarians in a despicable way.

Hearing that Nong Jiangyi took the initiative to confess and smuggled out a batch of treasures, Wang Xingxin, whose eyes were glowing with golden light, hurriedly ordered Heiwa to find Yu Chi Baolin and others.

After seeing the people coming, Wang Xingxin said to his brothers: "This barbarian king also smuggled out a batch of looted treasures, the brothers quickly took people to find them, and killed all the barbarians who guarded the treasures, and the money is ours!" ”

Qin Huaidao said with some hesitation when he heard the words: "Ming Shen, Your Majesty's ......"

"Brother Huaidao, of course it is indispensable for Your Majesty, but our brothers can't work in vain! It's best if you take someone personally, go quickly! The little brother has promised Uncle Cheng to teach this barbarian king to dance! You go and take someone to find treasures, and the little brother teaches this barbarian king to dance a "Little Apple""

After Qin Huaidao took Niu Jianhu and Li Chongyi away, Wang Xingxin first asked Heiwa to make a bucket of water to wash away the honey and ants on Nong Jiangyi's body, and then asked Fang Yiai to find a team of archers, and aimed at Nong Jiangyi's **** with a bow and arrows.

"Sloppy king, this lord teaches you to dance, if you dare to resist, hum! It's not ants going up a tree! ”

Nong Jiangyi looked at Wang Xingxin with a sad and angry face and said loudly: "How can you shameless Tang people torture this king!" ”

In Nong Jiangyi's somewhat sad and worried eyes, Wang Xingxin stared at his crotch and chrysanthemum and said, "This lord wants you to beat chickens and eggs!" I want your chrysanthemum to bloom! ”

After asking Cheng Chumo to untie Nong Jiangyi, Wang Xingxin cleared his throat and twisted his waist and said, "Follow the rhythm of the master, pay attention to the pace!" 'I planted a seed and finally bore fruit, and today is a great day.....