Chapter Thirty-Eight: Bow to Guan Erye

Both of them have tragic experiences, one is leaving his hometown and looking for a way home, the other is hiding everywhere, running around in order to survive, Chong'er feels that it is not easy for both of them, and they will worship as brothers of the opposite sex in the future, and they will have a lot of care.

Since Yun Ze spoke, Chong'er naturally agreed happily, "The same fallen person, you and I meet is fate, so you and I will worship heaven and earth here, become brothers of the opposite sex, and from now on we will be blessed and enjoy the same hardships." ”

Yun Ze didn't mention how excited he was, he didn't expect Chong'er to agree so easily.

Don't look at Chong'er wandering around now, and he doesn't even have a place to live, but Yun Ze knows in his heart that one day Chong'er will return to the Jin Kingdom and take back everything that belongs to him.

When the time comes, Yun Ze will be happy to get the help of a first- and second-class powerhouse for nothing.

In ancient times, there was no paper, so Yun Ze had to tear off a piece of white cloth from Chong'er's body, and used a pen to draw a long-bearded man on it.

"Come on, come on, you and I will worship Guan Erye as brothers of the opposite sex."

A little distressed, he took the corner of his clothes from Yun Ze's hand, looked at the white cloth carefully, and could vaguely tell that it was a man, and he didn't understand what the two had to do with this person.

"Yun Ze, who is this person?"

"Oh, you say him, this is our custom, and generally whoever wants to bow down must worship him."

After hearing this, Chong'er understood that in different places, the gods worshiped were different, and since it was the custom of Yunze's hometown, Chong'er agreed.

Yun Ze hung Guan Erye in front of the bed, pulled his heavy ears and knelt on the ground, and said first seriously: "The sky is above, the thick earth is below, today I Yun Ze and Chong'er worship as brothers of the opposite sex, do not seek to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but wish to be blessed and shared."

After Yun Ze finished speaking, he seriously kowtowed to Guan Yu, and when he saw this situation, he was very solemn, and he didn't dare to be sloppy, so he kowtowed with Yun Ze.

After the two worshipped, in order to have something to prove the depth of the relationship between the two, Li Yuan used scissors to divide the portrait of Guan Yu in front of him into two, holding the portrait himself, and holding the remaining white cloth with heavy ears.

Now that the relationship between the two opposite-sex brothers has been established, the next step is to determine who is the boss.

"By the way, second brother, do you think it will be better for the two of us to be the boss in the future?" Yun Ze wanted to hear Chong'er's opinion.

"I think we should be ranked by age."

It makes sense, after Liu Guanzhang and the three of them got married, it was based on their age, Liu Bei became the eldest brother, and age was the most convincing and the most common order of seniority.

"And how old are you?" Yun Ze asked again.

"I'm twenty-two years old."

Chong'er is twenty-two years old, and he is twenty years old......

Chong'er was born twenty-two years ago, and he was born twenty years ago, but now it's B.C.! It's obvious that you're old, right? There was nothing wrong with it at all.

Thinking of this, Yun Ze hurriedly spoke, "Second brother, I am older than you, and I will be your eldest brother from now on." ”

Yun Ze said this, Chong'er didn't doubt it at all, after all, how could someone tell a lie about such a big thing?

"Big brother." Chong'er hurriedly knelt on one knee and bowed respectfully to Yun Ze.

"Second brother, I have suffered." Yun Ze hurriedly stepped forward to help Chong'er.

Yun Ze is very sympathetic to Chong'er, he is in exile alone, and he is reluctant to eat and wear, and the clothes on his body have been torn like this, and he is still wearing them.

Yun Ze could even faintly see blood stains from above.

How hard!

"Second brother." Yun Ze hugged Chong'er and stuffed Chong'er into his arms, indicating that the two had a good relationship.

As the eldest brother, he naturally couldn't look at the tattered clothes his brother, and at the same time, in order to show his feelings for Chong'er, Yun Ze wanted to take off his coat and put it on Chong'er.

Watching the costume drama, the emperor gave the courtiers a yellow coat, and the courtiers were grateful, Yun Ze felt that his green shirt should also have this effect.

"The second brother has worked hard, come and put on the coat of the eldest brother." Yun Ze said as he untied his clothes.

"No, big brother." At this moment, Chong'er's gratitude to Yun Ze was beyond words.

Just met and gave yourself your underwear, how much affection is this?

Heavy ears have been moved to the eyes of tears.

What he wanted was this effect, Yun Ze felt a little proud in his heart, and unconsciously sped up the speed in his hand, and suddenly there was a loud "bang" outside the door.

It's so loud that it can blow a door open.

Yun Ze froze with a smile, stopped what he was doing, and looked at the door at a loss, only to see that there was already a woman with long hair fluttering at the door.

From a distance, I can see that the woman is reading three times at the moment, and it has to be long-lasting, which is very different from the woman who led the way described by Chong'er, Yun Ze knew that it was definitely not the little aunt in front of him.

"Yes...... Something? Yun Ze spoke first to break the silence.

Yun Ze was undressing in front of him, and there was a person crying and crying on the other side, and it was the man who was even more angry, Liu Mengyue felt that her brain had stopped working.

I couldn't figure out the situation at all, and after a long time, Liu Mengyue squeezed out of her mouth word by word, "You go on." ”

Looking at Liu Mengyue's figure running away quickly, I felt inexplicable, the sensational sensation just now was dissipated by a 'bang', and I lost my feeling in an instant.

Yun Ze was speechless, got up and lifted the two doors next to the bicycle, resisted to the door and leaned there temporarily, barely blocking the wind, and waited for tomorrow to find someone to repair it.

"Second brother, we don't care about her, Lao Tzu once said, the gentleman is frank, the villain is a relative, we are doing the right thing, and we are not afraid of other people's gossip." Yun Ze was afraid that Chong'er would worry about Liu Mengyue's nonsense, so he spoke in advance to comfort him.

"Big brother, don't worry, I know, but ...... Are you sure that was not said by Lord Confucius? ”

All right...... Yun Ze only knows that Lao Tzu already existed in this era, and Confucius's current state is not clear, and Confucius said so many things, who can know? Now it is still an ancient time when the news is blocked, so Yun Ze will say Lao Tzu.

"You know Confucius?" Yun Ze asked.

Chong'er replied without even thinking about it: "Of course I know Master Confucius, if you want to say which country is the most powerful now, it's really hard to say, but if you want to say which country has the most prosperous culture, there is no doubt that it must be Lu State, every year every big country will send students to study in Lu State, I have also been there, so I know more about some of Confucius's words." ”

"Okay, it's good to have more knowledge." Yun Ze casually prevaricated and wanted to expose this matter.

What a shame!

Tomorrow I will carry the tables and chairs back, and by the way, I will invite the old carpenter to come to the county office to help me repair the door, I have drunk a lot of wine today, and I have just exercised again.

In addition, there was a little accident, Yun Ze couldn't hold it anymore, "Second brother, can we sleep?" ”

Although Chong'er is not sleepy, but he is the younger brother, and the eldest brother said that he should naturally nod and agree when he sleeps.

The relationship between the two is good, and they have to be the same as the "cotton", but now there is no quilt, only a straw quilt......

"That'...... Let's sleep together. ”

Heavy ears are very touched when they hear it, and they want to sleep with themselves? That's a lot of trust! My eldest brother really didn't admit his mistake.