"There was a farmer who thought his rooster was too old and decided to buy a young rooster

It can make the hens happy, and then increase the number of chicks. After the little rooster was bought, the old rooster thought that the little rooster would take his place, so he said to the little rooster:

"Let's run ten laps around the yard, and whoever wins, it will prove that whoever is strong will belong to the hens."

"The little rooster agreed without thinking about it."

"At first, the old rooster rushed out first, and the little rooster chased after him. The hens are shouting cheers. After three or four laps, the old rooster is exhausted, and the little rooster gradually catches up. Seeing that he was about to overtake the old rooster, he suddenly heard a muffled bang, and the little rooster fell to the ground. The farmer held a pole in his hand and said angrily, "Straight thief, they have sold me another chicken that specializes in roosters!" “」

Tang Yin said a modern classic joke to the dog's nose and broken throat with great interest, afraid that they would not understand and change some words, the corners of their mouths twitched, but it was not a laugh, it was more like a shameful laugh like contempt.

"Isn't it funny? It's okay, I've got a lot of it."

Thanks to the future of the Internet, there are many jokes collected at will, humor, irony, and even fishy colors, and there are many people who can't prepare them, and copying this is much less pressure than plagiarizing the poetry of the ancients.

As soon as his mind changed, the stalk closer to Da Ling's life: "Who has the habit of Longyang in Liangshanbo?"

Without waiting for them to answer, Tang Yin said, "Nine-Pattern Dragon Shi Jin." Holding his mouth and laughing, he poked the dog's nose with the handle of the fan: "in, understand......

The dog nose, broken throat and black face, disdainfully gave Tang Yin a roll of the eyes, the closer they were, the less awe the two of them were for Tang Yin, in terms of foresight, the talent in the belly, no less than the ruthlessness of the people in the rivers and lakes, they were indeed convinced, and the heart of following became more and more stable, but they also found that there was a madness in his temperament that could not be hidden, and every time he had a seizure, he was not flattering.

Thinking that Liang Shanbo has a high reputation in the rivers and lakes, it doesn't seem appropriate to make fun of them, and he was about to change his words, when the dog's nose sprayed heavily and said, "It's okay to make jokes about gags, can you talk about something fresh?" Don't talk about these rotten sesame seeds, everyone knows about them."

Tang Yin's neck shrank, his eyes widened, and he asked tremblingly, "Who is Shi Jin with?"

This mistake is not good, he smells an unusually strong nail smell.

"Of course it's Lu Zhishen, Master Lu, Liangshan Boyang is prosperous and yin is declining, and this kind of thing abounds to communicate with dry roads, what is there to make a fuss about."

casually threw a shock bomb to subvert Tang Yin's impression of Liang Shanpo's bloody and resolute tough guy.

"Who else?"

Since the fire has started, it is natural to continue to gossip to the end.

"Leopard head Lin Chong, walker Wu Song."

"Who is Lin Chong with?"

"Lu Zhishen, Master Lu."

"It's him again, what about Wu Song?"

"Lu Zhishen, Master Lu, the flower monk is not called a fake, his demon slaying vajra shovel is indestructible, standing unshakable, not only the three of them, the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi......

The dog's nose was foaming at the mouth and couldn't stop, and he nodded in agreement with his broken voice.

"Enough, I don't dare listen to it anymore."

Tang Yin hurriedly stopped, clasped his hands to his chest, and grinded back and forth on his upper arms and said, "My three views fell all over the ground."

Even if you know that the scale in ancient times was relatively wide in that regard, the number of small houses in Jiangning City was not small, and the rich families accepted male pets and raised twin children as an elegance, and it was still unacceptable to hear it really.

successfully disgusted Tang Yin, the dog nose proudly raised his eyebrows at the broken throat, both of them had a color on their faces, and tacitly turned back to the topic: "That baby is indeed Peugeot, if you want to accept it, we brothers have no objection, hurry up and take this little beautiful man back to Hangzhou to hide it, what is it to put it around, it is in the way, when there is an accident, the face is scratched and broken, I don't have another one to pay you."

The reason is unknown, but obviously Tang Yin has a different view of Pusheng, Tang Yin didn't plan to find out, the dog nose simply didn't ask, reminding him that it would be a hard battle next, he had no time, and it was impossible to take out manpower to protect a burden, if Tang Yin really wanted to cultivate and reuse Pusheng, it was best to resettle it.

"When I let Ah Niu stay, you didn't say a word, so willing to let him fold here."

Zeng Niu's relationship is like that of a nephew, but Pu Sheng is a newcomer and stranger, and there is no reason to favor one over the other.

"Ah Niu, this kid is a natural killer, the sooner he trains it, the more dazzling the brilliance will be, and the more blood he gets, the more he can survive."

This is a bloody experience.

The spies sent to investigate the temple came back to report that several of the thieves who attacked Zeng Niu and them were all killed, one of them died in the pit dug in advance and buried sharpened bamboo as a trap, the corpse had a cup-sized wound on the wrist, a piece of flesh was bitten off alive, and blood flowed all over the ground, judging that it was the first wound before being pushed into the pit.

When Zeng Niu came to rendezvous, there were several punctures and holes in the clothes on his body, and blood was slightly oozing from his chest, which showed that after breaking free from the shackles of the bandits, he used all his strength, used his weight, and used himself as a mallet, and knocked the other party down.

continues to grow, and in time he will become the number one celebrity.

The dog's nose and broken throat are very optimistic about him.

It seems that if you don't give an explanation, you can't convince the two.

"For people who want to try their best to prove that they are useful, I will not hesitate to give a chance, as for whether I can grasp this opportunity, he is not in us, what he wants in life in the world is nothing more than to seek benevolence, since he knows the danger, he still insists on breaking through, bluntly saying that there is no complaint about life and death, you might as well let it go, maybe he will give you and me a surprise."

Pu Sheng's story is just an introduction, and his resolute attitude is the reason for Tang Yin's accommodation.

Tang Yin could see that he exuded a strong sense of insecurity, presumably because he had the tragic experience of being abandoned in the past, so he would actively prove his worth, hoping to be valued, not wanting the nightmare to repeat, and wanting to gain a firm foothold in the Tang family as soon as possible.

Because the day is not safe, so grasp every today, life and death have become secondary, Tang Yin found this hesitation and determination on Pu Sheng's flawless face.

"You're the master of the door, I'm not, just say it."

Usually Tang Yin is very talkative, never put on a show, once he has a fixed opinion, he will never change, he has stopped and reminded him, just don't complain afterwards, and the dog's nose is simply uncovered and not mentioned.

"How many people are left?" Don't be vague and general."

After talking about idle things, back to the topic, Tang Yin wants an accurate number,

Statistics in the Tang family is an important matter, where the quantity is involved, whether it is food, weapons, or personnel, it must be digitized and compiled, and after proper collection, sorting and induction, the correct information can be reflected, and these information is the basis for Tang Yin's judgment.

Tang Yin also selected some people in the Jingwu Sect and personally taught them to master and use statistics.

Therefore, except for matters that cannot be actually grasped, it is not allowed to use words such as moyo, probably, etc.

"Halfway through, out of the eight thousand seven hundred and thirty-eight people, only three thousand two hundred and twenty-one men can be used, and they really have the courage to fight and kill, at most five hundred."

There are not enough people and they are useless, the prospects are worrying, and the dog's nose and face unconsciously collapse.

"The people of the Horse Washing Bureau are stronger than ordinary soldiers, so don't expect them too much."

Buckets of cold water were poured one after another, Tang Yin smiled as if he hadn't heard it, and muttered to himself, "More than three thousand, less than I imagined, let's make do with it."

As if the anxiety of a dog's nose is not worth mentioning.

Accompanying Tang Yin to make difficulties and dangers all the way, the dog nose has long doubted his ability to be good at planning and making decisions, but he always can't get used to his carelessness, taking other people's words as the wind in his ears, everyone is stupid, only he is arrogant as if he has a head.

"If you make a good plan and say it, let's go through it together, and I don't imagine a mother-in-law nagging."

I hope Tang Yin will give an accurate word in advance.

"The people of Benshan have their own clever plans, don't be impatient, as the so-called heavenly opportunity cannot be leaked, and you will know when the time comes."

Being able to play tricks and never explain honestly has become Tang Yin's style.

Qiu Xiang said that being a man without pretending to be a man and being a man in vain is the highest principle for the young master of their family.

Looking at Tang Yin's face that you are not smart enough and you are talking in vain, the dog's nose became angry, and he rolled up his sleeves to reason with Tang Yin.

"Don't pull me, don't punch him twice today, I can't swallow this breath."

Breaking his throat and holding him from behind in time, he watched the dog's nose and leg kick in the air, almost kicking him.

"Do it with a disabled person, I am embarrassed to say that I am righteous, if your mother knows, she will regret giving birth to you, I know that your mother is still in her hometown, when will I bring her to Hangzhou, I will tell her well."

Tang Yin didn't dodge or dodge, hit his leg and neck with a fan, cut it on the left side, and tapped it twice on the right, shouting at him.

"Let go, I'm going to trample on his flesh and make him a eunuch."

After a period of time, a full martial arts will be staged, and how can they really make a move to drag the dog's nose out of the cloth shed.

"Uncle Dog, why are you angry with the young master, it's not that you don't know that the young master's brain will have convulsions from time to time, so let's drink tea to dissipate my anger."

Zeng Niu came when he heard the wind, and brought a bowl of pale yellow and dark tea to the dog's nose, obediently like a tame buffalo, kind and reliable.

The anger was big, the dog's nose didn't want to take it, poured it into his mouth, and as soon as he entered it, he noticed that something was wrong, and quickly spit out the tea, and spilled it together with the residual tea in the bowl, splashed all over, wet and wet, and the water dripped straight down.

"Little straight lady thief, you dare to give Lao Tzu croton water to drink."

Drinking too violently, even if it was found early, a little croton water had already entered the stomach, and there was still a period of time before the effect of the drug occurred, which was enough for the dog's nose to teach Zeng Niu a lesson.

"When the young grandmother comes back, I will ask her to teach me how to prepare colorless and odorless laxatives, you wait until the is exhausted, and let you talk again."

Premeditated, as soon as the dog nose raised his head to drink tea, his people ran out, and it was best for the dog nose to catch up, drag it until the abdominal pain was unbearable, and pull a pair of pants to relieve his anger.

Because he knew that Tang Yin had sent someone to keep an eye on him and Su Xiu, he boldly broke off alone, and the dog's nose removed the dark whistle without knowing it, and he almost broke his calf life in the broken temple, and this revenge was not revenge Zeng Niu.

The wishful thinking sounded, but the dog nose was not fooled, but secretly wrote down the account and found Langzhong to detoxify before leaving the big mess.

"Who raises what birds, the big heart is black, the small belly is bad, and the Tang family doesn't have a good person."

The dog's nose hugged his abdomen with one hand and his anus with the other, and ran crookedly, and he could only shake his head in place with a broken voice, sighing that it was not a family that did not enter the door, and the four words Zhengda Guangming seemed to have nothing to do with the Tang family.

Thinking that he was also one of them, he couldn't help but laugh bitterly.

suddenly looked forward to what this group of children would look like in ten years, and under the leadership of Zeng Niu, they would definitely stir up the world in turmoil.

Heroes come out of teenagers, maybe it won't take ten years, after all, there are too many opportunities in troubled times, and people with real skills will not be buried.

Tell Tang Yin the whole story, let Tang Yin decide whether to dispose of Zeng Niu, small punishment and big admonition, it will be beneficial and harmless to Zeng Niu's growth, don't let the good seedlings grow crooked.

"Ah Niu is not stupid, if he really wants to be drugged, he will mix it in the spicy tongue and salty wine and food, and when the old dog notices that he has eaten and drunk a lot of food and intestines, he will not pull it out in the dark."

After Tang Yin woke up, he also felt that this was the case, Zeng Niu may be a little big or small, but he has never done anything to bully his elders.

"He has a group of people, and he naturally has the responsibility to take care of them, he thought that there were our people guarding the broken temple, and there would be someone to protect the children when they retreated, but there was no one, although Su Xiu was there, but how old was Su Xiu, a group of children walked so far, and the road was unstable, in case something happened, how do you want him to face the people below."

In Tang Yin's eyes, Zeng Niu misses the old and protects the short, and the reason why he is evil is more because he is angry for his own people.

It's called responsibility.

After swearing to avenge his parents in front of the grave, Tang Yin no longer felt that Zeng Niu would spare his life, because he almost gave his life to blame others, it was unlikely, it would only be for others.

With someone who needs to be responsible, he will naturally not act recklessly with a momentary blood, and the boss is not so easy to be.

Qiu Xiang can also breathe a sigh of relief, she doesn't have to worry about Zeng Niu suddenly disappearing, and carries a knife to slaughter Liu Guangshi.

In fact, Qiu Xiang made a mistake, Zeng Niu thought farther than her, the attack surface of revenge was greater, and the target of revenge was even higher, Liu Guangshi was just a dog, the dog had to be slaughtered, and the owner of the dog could not let go.

The owner of the door opened his mouth to maintain, and the dog's nose only had diarrhea once, Lang Zhong said that as a detoxification, the body was fine, and the dog's nose caught Zeng Niu and hung it on the tree for an hour, and he no longer pursued it, and it was like this.

After getting off the tree, Zeng Niu and the dog's nose, a calf and a big dog stared at each other with horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes, Tang Yin selectively ignored it, and there would be no less piece of meat for scolding and hatred.

Keep your eyes on Niushou Mountain in the distance.

Jiangning's most prestigious Buddhist holy place should be moving.

He watched the changes of the Buddha.