Chapter 59: The thickest thigh in feudal society
After melting the sugar, Li Hang washed the marble table, then took a spoon with a spoonful of melted maltose, put it on the table with a sharpened wooden skewer as a benchmark, and drew a rabbit divided by two.
"Wow! It's Bunny! Zhou Xin was very excited, this little rabbit was made of sugar, it looked crystal clear, and it really looked a little similar.
A bunch of stinky boys on the side are drooling there, which is really a bit good-looking!
Whether it is the shape of this rabbit or the exquisiteness of this sugar painting, it is far beyond their imagination, at least they have never seen anything like this before, and a group of boys who are biting their fingers on the side are biting their fingers and swallowing spit, but no one catches up to fight.
Are you kidding!
Zhou Xin, that's the master's wife and sister, do you dare to fight with her? It's an itchy ass, isn't it?
"Brother-in-law! Is there anything else? Zhou Xin was very curious, can this painting be painted otherwise?
"Yes!" After speaking, Li Hang directly drew a dragon!
"Wow!" At this time, the boys were stunned, not to mention, the exquisiteness of the painting alone made them drool, and the dragon body even the scales were drawn, and the vivid and majestic appearance seemed to be a real dragon!
"And this!"
Li Hang couldn't stop laughing at all.
Chickens, goldfish, phoenixes, elephants, giraffes.
"Wow! Brother-in-law, what is this? What is this? Zhou Xin asked excitedly while filming this song.
At this time, even Zhao Feilong, who was not very vocal on the side, came over.
Obviously, he was also waiting for Li Hang to explain.
Li Hang took the goldfish and put it in front of his sister-in-law. "This one! It's called a goldfish, it's an ornamental fish with big eyes and a big tail, so I'll take you to see it next time! ”
"Well, that's a bit special, because we don't have it!" Li Hang patiently picked up the elephant on the side.
"This is called an elephant, it weighs as much as an adult pig when it is a child, and when it grows up, I am afraid that ten pigs will not be able to compare with its weight, especially this pair of long tusks, that is, jackals, tigers and leopards are afraid of this pair of tusks."
Ten pigs combined are not as big as it!
A bunch of boys screamed. It's incredible.
"Is there such a thing?" Zhao Feilong grew her mouth, and she couldn't believe it.
"Of course there is, but not in our country, but in the southwest of our country, those tropical countries have it, and they have even trained this elephant as a cavalry!"
"Wow" Zhao Haikuo stood up violently, such a fierce beast was tamed into a mount, if it went to the battlefield, in addition to shooting the enemy, I am afraid that such a huge beast is already invulnerable!
Seeing their frightened appearance, Li Hang couldn't help laughing. "Hahaha! General Zhao doesn't need to worry, although this thing is extremely strong, but it is also extremely smart, as long as the war horse is not frightened, it is difficult to escape on the battlefield, but if it is an elephant, once it is frightened, or injured, it will choose to flee, and when the time comes, these giant elephants will turn around and trample to death, and they are afraid that there are more of their own people than the enemy! ”
This is not without precedent, Alexander the Great encountered such elephant cavalry. However, the result is like a baby turning around and stepping on his own people enough. This is probably equivalent to the future generations of "I hit my own people!" Such a famous quote.
"Oh!" Hearing this, Zhao Haikuo settled down a little, which is also good news.
Looking at his calculating appearance, Li Hang waved his hand. "Not to mention that this giant beast is difficult to tame in number, just because of its cleverness to kill its own people, it is estimated that it will be difficult to form an army, and after forming an army, you can also use the fact that the beast is afraid of fire to restrain it, after all, compared to the cavalry, its speed is much slower and much slower!"
After talking to Zhao Haikuo, Li Hang picked up the giraffe sugar painting.
Zhou Xin drew a pair of big eyes with sugar, but he was very curious. "Brother-in-law, what is this, such a long neck!"
"That's right! It's because it has a long neck, so it's called a giraffe, and it's also a big guy, and I'm afraid it can be one or two feet tall! ”
"Wow! It's so high! The children all looked at the sky as if they were imagining how high it was. It was as if there was such a giraffe in front of them.
Zhao Feilong, who was silent, suddenly interjected curiously. "How did Li Xiucai know about these rare beasts?"
After thinking about it, Li Hang sighed. "The ancestors have traveled around the world, seen different scenes, and wrote what they saw and heard on the bamboo slips, but unfortunately the family road fell in the middle, and the bamboo slips were also burned, only I still have some impressions in my mind!"
Several people nodded in unison, this trip around the world can be regarded as a thing that students often do. It can be seen that this Li Hang definitely belongs to a bit of family history.
Zhao Haikuo asked for a copy of the candle and soap, and Li Hang also asked Li Hang to make a new one with a delicate mold, and added color and dyed it gold.
Li Hang didn't know what he was going to do, but Zhao Haikuo was calm.
Zhao Haikuo was very calm, wrote a note, and then piggybacked on some soap, this is an improved version of Li Hang, adding some flavor enhancers, what kind of flavor enhancers? The rouge gouache used by women, this thing was mixed with a little bit to cover up the oil level, and after finally being able to take it out.
Without saying a word, Zhao Haikuo directly asked for a few catties of candles and this upgraded version of soap, and handed them directly to a soldier along with the song.
did not take the canal passage, but directly let the soldiers carry these few pounds of things, and galloped all the way along the post station to change horses and people to Jinling.
This thing is extremely valuable, and it is not an exaggeration to dedicate it to His Majesty, not to mention that although the Zhao family and Li Hang are talking about cooperation here these days, Zhao Haikuo really does not dare to take this money privately.
You are in charge of the military, if you still want to save money, what do you want to do! Kindness? Want to rebel?
The Zhao family can stand tall for two dynasties, and naturally has its own advantages.
Playing with sugar painting at home, Li Hang taught this craft to his disciples.
This sugar painting is actually similar to painting, the hand should be steady, and more practice should be done, which is similar to writing calligraphy.
Let them practice, even if it is a tiger dog, it will not be in the way, anyway, it can be eaten by these bastards.
It's just that within a few days, there are new rules in the Li family.
This made a group of disciples a little unbearable.
Wash your hands before eating and after using the toilet, drink water not raw water, you must boil it before you can drink it, and you are not allowed to put anything in your mouth.
At the same time, Zhao Haikuo's recital was in the hands of Emperor Yingwu, and of course the candles and this soap were brought to him.
Li Hang would never have thought of it even if he died, he originally thought that this thing would just be handed over to the Zhao family as a welfare, but he didn't expect this thing to quietly enter the palace and fall directly into the hands of the biggest thigh in this feudal society.
Win Emperor Wu!
The thickest thighs in the entire feudal society were playing with the soap and candles in their hands at this time, and their expressions were quite strange.