"Okay."

In this way, Ye Kai began to teach Xiaoyaozi the invincible song, and soon, the two of them sang in the cave, comparable to a wolf howl.

"This song can't satisfy my mood anymore."

Xiaoyaozi shook his head helplessly, continued to think about his past, and said: "Before Lao Tzu was fifty years old, he experienced a great war, ten thousand three thousand three hundred and thirty-three, without any accidents, and never won a single one. ”

"Uh, weren't you invincible when you were ten years old?"

Ye Kai was slightly stunned, and smiled awkwardly, he has now determined that this Xiaoyaozi is bragging, and the cowhide is not small.

"You know a fart, don't think I'm afraid to hit you if you're a wounded?"

Xiaoyaozi glared at Ye Kai viciously, as if he was debunked by Ye Kai, his old face had no place to put it, and said angrily: "Will you chat with the old man, I damn it, it was Lao Tzu who saved you, you are a typical example of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey." ”

"Haha, I was wrong."

Ye Kaidu's stomach hurt with a smile, this Xiaoyaozi, what a living treasure, how can I say that sentence, there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, it is really this reason.

"Just know it's wrong, and I'll beat you up later."

Xiaoyaozi snorted coldly and continued: "I got an adventure when I was fifty years old, and so far, I have experienced more than 50,000 fights and brawls, more than 50,000 ......times."

"Lost?"

Ye Kai smiled slightly.

"Ah, you kid, if you can't chat, die, I'll revive you, it's for you to listen to my chat, not to tear down my bridge."

Xiaoyaozi just wanted to wave his hand and say a few domineering words, but he didn't expect this Ye Kai to dismantle his platform again, he was so angry that he couldn't breathe, quickly came to Ye Kai's side, kicked Ye Kai hard, and said: "All lost, I let you lose all, Lao Tzu Xiaoyaozi, more than 50,000 fights and brawls, all of them won, none of them lost." ”

"Uncle, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River, endless, like the Yellow River flooding out of control."

Ye Kai was kicked a few times, and quickly changed his words and said.

"Haha, that's pretty good."

Xiaoyaozi laughed, and then said righteously: "It's not enough to just admire and admire. ”

"You say, how much can I praise you."

Ye Kai blinked, looking at Xiaoyaozi, he really couldn't think of anything, suddenly he had an idea, and said: "To be honest, your greatness can no longer be described in words." ”

"Hahaha."

Xiaoyaozi laughed with his beard, and then, with a straight face, he looked at Ye Kai and said, "Boy, you have a relationship with me, would you like to worship me as a teacher?" ”

"Worship you as a teacher?"

Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiaoyaozi in some surprise, and said, "Uncle, you asked me to worship you as a teacher, what did you teach me?" ”

"Bragging, B, oh no, it's a combat skill."

Xiaoyaozi said it quickly, and he actually told the truth to Bald, but he quickly changed his words and said.

"Huh."

Ye Kai's laughter is a bit far-fetched, teach yourself to brag B, do you still need to learn this? One mouth can say a lot of big things, do you need to learn? Apparently not.

"You're a fart, aren't you?"

Xiaoyaozi glared at Ye Kai and said lightly: "As long as you apprentice, when you go out, you will get rid of the little wolf in seconds, it will be as easy as a finger." ”

"Shall I spray them with spittle?"

Ye Kai was a little speechless, and looked at Xiaoyaozidao.

"Don't talk nonsense, worship me as a teacher, hurry up, hurry up."

After Xiaoyaozi heard this, his eyes widened, like an old cow, he also changed his normality, not gentle, and said to Ye Kai compulsively.

"Aren't you forced to buy and sell, uncle, isn't the twisted melon sweet?"

Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, seeing that Xiaoyaozi was actually walking towards him, he hurriedly waved his hand and said.

He didn't think that he wanted to apprentice, which didn't seem to be good for himself, and besides, this Xiaoyaozi seemed to be a big talker, and he wanted to apprentice by himself, and there was no door.

"Hurry up and talk less nonsense, I saved you, what's wrong with letting you worship me as a teacher?"

Xiaoyaozi looked at Ye Kai and said, "I let you worship me as a teacher with my ability, what's wrong?" ”

"This ......"

The corners of Ye Kai's mouth twitched, and said, "Don't worship, don't worship anything." ”

"Oh, little brother, little ancestor, this is my wish before I die, please, worship me as a teacher, please."

Xiaoyaozi saw that Ye Kai didn't eat it, so he immediately began to attack softly, and he said pitifully: "If it weren't for me, I'm afraid you would have become a dry corpse now, you can pity my old man, worship me as a teacher." ”

Wipe.

Ye Kai was a little speechless, looking at Xiaoyaozi, very speechless, what the hell does this old guy want to do, come again and again, come soft, come hard, beg yourself to apprentice, I rely on.

"Uncle, why do you have to let me worship you as a teacher."

Ye Kai sighed, glanced at Xiaoyaozi, and said helplessly.

"You worship me as a teacher, you have to send me something, three festivals and two birthdays, I will have meat to eat, I don't have to be bored here all day?"

Xiaoyaozi smiled wildly, looked at Ye Kai and said, "If you are too little, every festival, you can bring me something to eat, this is what you should do for my apprentice." ”

"Uncle, you saved me, I will come back to see you often, don't worry, even if I don't worship you as a teacher, I will give you whatever you want, in order to thank you for saving your life."

Ye Kai smiled, it turned out that this old man was thinking about this matter, he hurriedly said, in this case, if you don't need to apprentice, you will also give gifts, so Xiaoyaozi should always be satisfied, right?

"No, you have to worship me as a teacher, you must worship."

"Don't worship."

"Bye!"

……

In this way, Ye Kai and Xiaoyaozi quarreled, you and I said one sentence, the quarrel was inextricable, and finally Xiaoyaozi told a tear-jerking story, Ye Kai was not moved, but he was in tears, crying and asking Ye Kai to apprentice.

"Okay."

Ye Kai's ears heard the cocoon, he was a patient who needed to rest, but whenever he closed his eyes, he would be woken up by Xiaoyaozi, which made him extremely depressed.

In the end, he was really forced to say helplessly: "Okay, don't shake your old man, I'm all swayed by you, I worship you as a teacher, worship you as a teacher." ”

He is also out of the way, even if it is to meet the wish of the life-saving benefactor before death, even if it is after apprenticeship, all that Xiaoyaozi handed over to him is braggart, just worship, it's no big deal.

"Good, good."

When Xiaoyaozi heard this, he immediately burst out laughing, and said with a dance: "You stand up, stand up." ”

"What are you doing?"

Ye Kai was tortured by this crazy old man and went crazy, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't go out to recuperate from his injuries now, and he couldn't attract water from his wounds, he would have gone away a long time ago.

"Stand up, stand up."

Xiaoyaozi kept talking to Ye Kai.

Helpless, Ye Kai stood up.

"Get on your knees."

Xiaoyaozi pointed to his front and said lightly.

"Don't kneel."

Ye Kai waved his hand, he didn't worship the sky or the earth in his life, he only worshiped his parents, if there was a master, he would also bow down, but now this master is forcing him to worship, and he will definitely not be sincere.

"Kneel."

Xiaoyaozi's face turned slightly, and a sense of arrogance and righteousness that was not crazy suddenly appeared on his body, and a force that made Ye Kai feel infinite pressure swept above his head.

With a bang, Ye Kai couldn't support that kind of tough power, Peng knelt on the ground with a bang, his body and mind were full of horror, was the kind of power just now emanating from Xiaoyaozi?

That power turned out to be greater than the pressure he felt when he faced his father Ye Qian.

Isn't this Xiaoyaozi bragging?

"The sky is above, the earth is below, and I will harvest it today...... What's your name? ”

Xiaoyaozi originally wanted to say Ye Kai's name, but found that he had forgotten, no, he hadn't asked Ye Kai's name at all.

"Ye Kai."

Ye Kai was really stunned, and shook his head, no, how can this Xiaoyaozi be a strong master, blow it, hallucination, it must be an illusion.

"Well, today I Xiaoyaozi accepted Ye Kai as an apprentice, and in the future, Ye Kai will be the successor of my Xiaoyao sect, and I will have the mantle of Xiaoyaozi, as if he repents, he will hit five thunders in the sky."

After Xiaoyaozi helped Ye Fa finish his oath, he said, "Come, you say it again." ”

"The sky is above, the thick earth is below, I Ye Kai worships Xiaoyaozi as a teacher......"

Ye Kai also said it repeatedly, but the voice was not very loud, and you could hear it by listening to the voice, how helpless he was with his master.

"Good, good."

Xiaoyaozi laughed, helped Ye Kai up, looked at Ye Kai seriously, was very satisfied, and said: "Hehe, I didn't expect that my Xiaoyaozi also has an apprentice, haha, there is an apprentice, there is an apprentice." ”

"Congratulations to your master."

Ye Kai looked at Xiaoyaozi, but also to make this old man happy, so he simply accompanied Xiaoyaozi to act in a play, bow down and worship, saving yourself is your own life-saving benefactor, and it can be regarded as the grace of recreation.

"Okay, okay."

Xiaoyaozi hurriedly laughed, and then, looking at Ye Kai, said: "You worship me as a teacher, and I also have something to give you, which is the most powerful magic weapon in the world." ”

"Huh?"

The corners of Ye Kai's mouth twitched, but there was still light in his eyes.

"Dangdang, dang."

Xiaoyaozi put his hand in his pocket seriously, then took it out, and showed it to Ye Kai like a slogan.

"It's ......"

Ye Kai looked at Xiaoyaozi's hand, there was nothing, he was a little depressed, this is the legendary treasure.

"Air, haha, isn't it the most powerful magic weapon."

Xiaoyaozi laughed proudly, stupid!