How can it not be spicy? But now Takeno Shi Kelang has to endure the spicy, spicy is better than losing his life.

After a jar of chili wine, Takeno Shi Kelang immediately felt that his body was not cold at all, but felt hot.

"This is General Zhao, thank you!"

Zhang Li looked at Takeno Shi Kelang dumbfounded, and now on his face, he nodded stupidly:

"You're welcome! You are welcome! ”

"By the way, how do I feel that my lips are not feeling, are they missing?"

Where is this gone, it is clearly getting bigger, and at this time, Takeno Shi Kelang's lips, like two sausages, hang on the side of his mouth, and it is strange if he is conscious.

"No, no, your lips are good, bigger than before."

"Don't talk so loudly, okay? Thank you. ”

Takeno Shi Kelang hurriedly plugged his ears after hearing Zhang Li's words, he felt that what Zhang Li said was really a little deafening, as if he was shouting in his ear.

Zhang Zhang wondered in his heart, "Did I speak loudly?" Is it just normal talking? When Zhang Li looked up at Takeno Shikro's ear, he instantly understood what was going on.

Takeno Shi Kelang's ears are now bigger than pig ears, no wonder he can speak so clearly.

Not only the lips and ears have changed, but also the hair, nose, eyes, and even facial features have been distorted.

"General Zhao, where is the county lord of Meichuan Kukuzi? How come I didn't find her."

I don't know if it's because I put too much chili noodles or drink too much wine, but now Takeno Shi Kelang is a little confused.

"Over there, see for yourself."

Tension with a finger of the hand, the same change of Umegawa Kuko.

"Mom! Hell yes! ”

"Mom! Hell yes! ”

Both fainted at the same time.

Umegawa Kukuko and Shiro Takeno glanced at each other at the same time, and the tone was surprisingly consistent, even the way of fainting was the same.

What did the two see? Why were they frightened and fainted, in fact, it was nothing, but the two of them saw it, their current sausage lips, pig ears, erect hair, protruding eyeballs, crooked nose, and distorted durian-like five views.

……

"A group of clowns who jump off the beam dare to be embarrassed in front of me Cao, I really don't know whether to live or die!"

Cao Cao inadvertently saw through Takeno Shi Kelang's treacherous scheme, of course, he had to brag about it, Cao Cao's subordinates were also interested, and they patted their ass:

"The prime minister is like a god, we didn't expect it, Xu Yue is convinced ......"

Thousands of wears, and you don't wear horses, unless you slap the horse's hooves.

Cao Cao was happy, of course, it was indispensable to celebrate, the banquet was for sure, the wine was over three rounds, the dishes were five flavors, Cao Cao's poetry was prosperous, and he raised the wine glass in his hand:

"Drunk" and "Song, Geometry of Life"

"Prime Minister, that word is pronounced "dang" instead of "dang"!

Cao Cao held the wine glass, dizzy and swaying, looking at Xu Shu who reminded him:

"A few sounds"

Xu Shu replied respectfully:

"Boom!"

A good toast poem, Xu Shu was almost a mouthful, and immediately changed the taste, the key is to wipe Cao Cao's face, Cao Cao has so many talented people around him, and they didn't dare to speak, but Xu Shu didn't know what to say, is it because he has a long life? Of course not, and he did it for a purpose.

Cao Cao was wiped face, and he was unhappy in his heart, but in front of so many people, if he blamed Xu Shu, it would definitely be even more embarrassing, so the current Cao Cao would definitely not care about this matter, but ......

"Xu Shu is erudite and talented, Cao admires and admires, come here to reward you with this glass of wine"

Cao Cao said and handed the wine glass in his hand to Xu Shu, Xu Shu took it with both hands and drank it all, "Thank you, Prime Minister!" ”

"Xu Shu, if I'm not mistaken, you should be on the way to capture Ma Teng now, why did you get lost?"

After praising Xu Shu, Cao Cao immediately wanted to rectify him, after all, Cao Cao's face is not something that anyone can wipe off, Cao Cao praised him first, in the whole person, in fact, he is also justifying himself, everyone knows that Cao Cao is angry about what happened just now.

"Prime Minister, give me a chance to atonement for my crimes, this task Xu is really powerless."

When Cao Cao heard this, he frowned, doing a task can be described as extremely simple, as long as Xu Shu goes to say something, someone will naturally capture Ma Teng, because Ma Teng is now in Cao Cao's base camp, and he has no military power at all, but what does Xu Shu mean by saying this?

"This is strange, there are hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses in my headquarters, can't you even take one person? Do you think he is Zhao Zilong? ”

As soon as Zhao Zilong was mentioned, Xu Shu immediately cried:

"Prime Minister, you don't know anything, it's because of this Zhao Zilong, leading tens of thousands of horses, blocking Xu Shu's way, and not letting me go over, I will desperately break through, but the disparity in strength can only come back here, please Prime Minister Mingjian"

Why is this Zhao Zilong again? What kind of fuss is he doing? Cao Cao was puzzled.

But Cao Cao still believes Xu Shu's words, and the reason is very simple, the current Zhao Zilong, mobilizing tens of thousands of horses and horses to play, of course, this is what Cao Cao thinks, since Sun Shangxiang's incident, Liu Bei has been estranged from tension, not to mention the mobilization of tens of thousands of soldiers and horses, that is, the mobilization of hundreds of soldiers and horses, Liu Bei has to send people to monitor.

Cao Cao can take a fancy to Xu Shu and use a trick to pull Xu Shu to his side's camp, it can be seen that Xu Shu's mind is still there, when Xu Shu saw that Cao Cao was thinking, he spoke at the right time, because the current Xu Shu knows what Cao Cao is thinking now?

"Prime Minister, as far as I know, Zhao Zilong had an entanglement with Ma Teng's daughter, Ma Yunlu before, Ma Teng's son Ma Chao was in trouble this time, I think this Zhao Zilong must know, otherwise how could it be, I was stopped by him as soon as I went out? didn't kill me, and put me back, Xu didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hoped that the prime minister would consider it himself."

Cao Cao appreciates the tension Xu Shu knows, Xu Shu will not be stupid, he will directly pick out and say bad things about Zhao Zilong, sometimes say half of the words, don't finish the words, the effect is much better.

"Okay, I see, you go down."

Cao Cao is very helpless now, why does everything have this Zhao Zilong? Good things have him, bad things have him? Could it be that this Zhao Zilong is my nemesis? No! My life is up to me, not to heaven, no matter who it is, whoever stands in my way will die! However, as for this Zhao Zilong? But don't be his enemy just yet! Because I feel that this kid is full of weirdness and incredibleness.

……

The straw boat borrowing arrows has failed, and Takeno Shiklang and Umegawa Kuko are also bedridden now, and they are lucky not to be spicy after drinking so many chili noodles.

"What else can you do? Can I get arrows? ”

Tension:......