Subtitle of this chapter: How did Lao Tzu become Lanling Xiaoxiao and pinch?

"Just when everyone thought that the mystery would not be solved until the new century, or that the real murderer would never be found in the bloodshed of Whitechapel. The unexpected turn for the www.biquge.info pen & fun came at the turn of the millennium, when the original manuscript of Fifty-Shades-of-Grey was donated to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York by an anonymous person. The identity of the mysterious author, who had been incognito for nearly eighty years, was finally revealed......

Translator's Note 1: The place where Jack the Ripper committed his crime was in the East End of London, which was also the slum of London at that time.

Translator's Note 2: The Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Metropolitan-Museum-of-Art is the largest art museum in the United States and a world-renowned museum. Located on 82nd Avenue on 5th Avenue in New York, USA, it is located opposite the famous American Museum of Natural History. ”

But the process of unveiling is too simple, too short, too dramatic, and it feels incredible. At that time, the director of the Watson Library, who was also an extremely senior researcher of the history of British and American literature, exclaimed when he saw the manuscript for the first time, God, this book was written by NY?! And NY is the NY ...... known as 'NY-of-NY'"

Translator's Note 1: The Watson Library is a department of the museum dedicated to the history of world art and was established in 1964. It is one of the world's most complete collections of art and archaeology books

Translator's Note 2: NY-OF-NY, NEO-YUAN for NEW-YORK, which was later the affectionate name given to this person by New Yorkers. And NEO-YUAN is Mr. Yuan Yanqian, who is known as the "master of the masters of the Republic of China".

"There are two reasons why Mr. Curator was able to recognize the author so quickly. First, the Red-Queen in the title is the pen name of Mr. Yuan when he anonymously publishes female-themed novels at some point; The second is that he recognized the handwriting on the title page......"

AND HE WAS ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE HANDWRITING SO QUICKLY AS BELONGING TO NY-OF-NY BECAUSE HE HAD JUST READ THE MANUSCRIPT OF ANOTHER NOVEL BY DR. NEO-YUAN NOT LONG AGO. Coincidentally, according to the detection of modern instruments, these two inscriptions handwritten by NEO-YUAN are not written with ink, but with food......"

The Watson Library not only compared the two typing manuscripts, but also pulled up the archives of New York University. THE MANUSCRIPT OF DR. NEO-YUAN'S DOCTORAL DISSERTATION, LIKE THE TWO MANUSCRIPTS MENTIONED ABOVE, WAS TYPED ON THE SAME UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER PRODUCED IN 1908. At this point, the truth has finally been revealed......"

As for why DR.NEO-YUAN was able to write "Fifty-Shades-of-Grey", it can't help but remind people of what he said on many occasions. When asked how he became a great writer, he always replied with an anecdote that really happened in history. A noblewoman from a French province once consulted Monsieur Dumas and asked him how he had raised his son to be a brilliant writer. And Dumas told the lady, Madame, please send Linglang to Paris, and give him a large sum of money every month......"

"Given the historical evidence that DR. NEO-YUAN and MS. Anastasia-Steele were 'boyfriend and girlfriend' in New York in a sense long before 1920, and the groundbreaking techniques described in detail in this novel, coupled with the distinctive characteristics of the hero and heroine. The passage he relayed from Alexandre Dumas must have really been his own understanding of literary and other undertakings......"

"There's also an anecdote. ACCORDING TO THE FILE, A NYPD ACCUSED DR. NEO-YUAN AND A RED-HAIRED WOMAN OF ASSAULTING HIM AFTER SEEING A PHOTO OF MR. YUEN IN THE NEWSPAPER. However, eyewitnesses claimed that the man who attacked the police was Japanese, and because Mr. Yuan had become a famous scholar and writer by this time, the accusation was dismissed......"

"LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DR. NEO-YUAN ACTUALLY REVEALS HIS IDENTITY IN THE BOOK, INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY. As we all know, DR. NEO-YUAN WAS THE FIRST NOVELIST TO ELEVATE SCIENCE FICTION TO UNPRECEDENTED HEIGHTS, AND WHEN HE WROTE SCIENCE FICTION, HE USED ONLY ONE PEN NAME IN HIS LIFETIME: GREY-KNIGHT. At the same time, he himself has always been very unfriendly towards Christianity, and has even anonymously published a considerable number of historical works devoted to exposing the ugly side of Christianity. This identity has only recently been discovered by the world, and at that time he used the pseudonym The-Antichrist ......"

Translator's Note 1: The Gray Knight, like the Red Queen, is one of Mr. Yuan's many pen names. After comparison, modern researchers found that he had six pseudonyms dedicated to publishing novels, which researchers called "six-colored chess pieces".

"In short, naming a male protagonist who is suspected of demon worship and indulging in abnormal carnity/lust is not only a true portrayal of himself, but also a kind of irony of Christianity by DR.NEO-YUAN, THE 'ANTICHRIST'......"

Translator's note: The conclusion that Mr. Yuan Yanqian is the anonymous author of Fifty-Shades-of-Grey easily reminds us Chinese readers of a public case in the Ming and Qing dynasties, that is, the true identity of Lan Ling Xiaosheng, the author of Fifty-Shades-of-Grey, and the latter question may never come to light.

But Mr. Yuan Yanqian has been asked the same question all his life, that is, why can a Chinese like him write so many classics in English and other languages.

This is how he answers the questioner, and for the author, it is enough for the reader to enjoy his work. Just like you wouldn't mind if the chef who cooked you just the right steak was white and black, why should you consider the author's identity while enjoying reading?

--Excerpt from the preface to the 2002 Chinese edition of Fifty Shades of Grey

In the "real" history, Yuan Yanqian, who walked out of Anna's apartment building that morning, neither imagined that she would become "Jack the Ripper of English literature", nor would she be known as "the Lanling Xiaoxiao of the twentieth century".

But if he knew there were so many more to say, he would be ...... It doesn't matter. Isn't a master of erotic/erotic literature a master of literature?

Since mankind began to ponder literature and art, it probably hasn't been able to dissociate itself from this matter. From East to West, the Book of Songs, the Rig Veda, and the Golden Glitter...... Well, both the Epic of Gilgamesh and the Homeric Epic have extremely explicit depictions of this.

In ancient times, works such as "Decameron", "Arabian Nights", Chinese novels of the Ming and Qing dynasties, and "The Tale of Genji" from west to east are very yellow and violent even from the perspective of modern people.

Our Master Yuan has a particularly deep resentment for the book "Arabian Nights". The clean version of "One Thousand and One Nights" he watched when he was a child was okay, and when he grew up a little bit in order to reminisce about his childhood, he went to watch the "unclean version" of "Arabian Nights", and the beginning alone almost destroyed the slightest psychological preparation, and he was also a junior high school student. (PS. If you haven't seen it, the author strongly recommends that interested students can look for it.) ）

With a sore back and a little soft under his feet, he was blown by the cold autumn wind, and he shivered involuntarily. Yuan Yanqian raised the collar of her suit, and began to think about a very important question in her heart......

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