In the military base of Dark Night Rose Kyoto, Zhang Ergou is still diligently carrying out Lao Luo's training tasks.

You'll see a slashing mech with a big belly, holding a wooden board more than three meters long, on a assembled mecha model.

Holding the plank is Lao Luo's request, and in addition, he also requires that each blow can only show half a point of strength, that is, one percent of the full output! It is also required that Zhang Ergou can only split diagonally, not flatly.

This made Zhang Ergou very displeased, how could this set of things hurt the mecha at all, he came to learn how to kill the enemy with the mecha, but he didn't come to the house!

Zhang Ergou took the board and fell weakly on the mecha a few times, he couldn't stand it anymore, and threw the wooden board out, how strong is the mecha? The plank flew directly to a hundred meters away and hung on the roof.

Zhang Ergou jumped out of the mecha angrily, holding back his anger and rushing to Lao Luo.

That old Luo was lying on the recliner under the tree, his face covered with a leaf, squinting slightly and napping, the sun sparsely sprinkled on his body, not to mention how comfortable.

Zhang Ergou sat under the tree and watched the mecha stop talking.

Lao Luo opened his eyes and glanced at the mecha on the playground, then closed his eyes again.

"Pick up the plank, did I let you throw it away?"

"Don't pick it up!"

Zhang Ergou said angrily, "You said teach me to kill the enemy, I have never seen such a killing." That board is not bad for shooting mosquitoes, but it can't hurt mechas! ”

Lao Luo turned his head from the recliner to look at Zhang Ergou, frowned, and said, "Why do you have a tendon for this baby?" ”

"Mecha slashing practice isn't about getting heavier the better, it's about getting lighter the better! That alloy greatsword, that guy, is so big, a fool will slash it a few times. Only light things can be picked up to exercise control! Do you understand? ”

Zhang Ergou shook his head, he couldn't figure it out, why was it as light as possible?

Lao Luo is really speechless, this kid is sometimes a tendon! Lao Luo looked around, pointed to the stone next to the tree, and said, "You throw that stone, throw it in the middle of the playground and try it." ”

Zhang Ergou was angry, grabbed a palm-sized stone and threw it hard, and threw it directly out of the training ground. Thrown a few hundred meters at once.

Lao Luo was dumbfounded, and after a while, he reacted and said, "You throw this leaf over and try it!" ”

Zhang Ergou asked rhetorically: "Are you fooling me!" Can this thing be thrown out? ”

Lao Luo laughed faintly, "Don't you understand very well, if you throw the leaf over, it is estimated that you can throw a stone into the universe!" ”

"Stinky boy, others drink milk powder, and you grew up drinking engine oil? It's a lot of strength! ”

Zhang Ergou realized for a while, as if he had figured it out a little, and asked again, "What do I mean by splitting it?" ”

Lao Luo glanced at him, "You cut yourself vertically, which one hurts if you cut yourself diagonally?" ”

"It hurts!" Zhang Ergou was serious.

Lao Luo sighed helplessly, "Diagonal slashing can cause the greatest damage to the structure of the mecha." And with the help of inertia, it is more labor-saving. ”

"Understood?"

Zhang Ergou nodded as if he didn't understand, "Understood...... ......."

Lao Luo stood up, twisted his waist, and said helplessly, "Forget it, you go and pick up the plank!" I'll show you! ”

Zhang Ergou wanted to see what kind of fame Lao Luo was doing, so he bored his head and found the plank back.

Lao Luo sat on the mecha and picked up the plank.

Wolf Dog No. 1 moved, its speed suddenly skyrocketed, and with the same output of one hundredth, the wooden board in its hand was several times more powerful!

That plank is like an iron plate!

His speed was so fast that he swung it up and down, cracking and slashing at the joints of the mech model, like an ancient myriad. Suddenly, Lao Luo calmly put away the plank.

Zhang Ergou snorted and laughed, this old Luo is funny? The model will shake a little when he goes down with a board, and he is very fast, doesn't it seem to have any power!

Lao Luo jumped down from the mecha, twisted his waist again, and grinned in pain.

He walked in front of Zhang Ergou, directly ignoring the stupid smug smile, and kicked lightly at the mecha's leg.

Bang......

The four-meter-tall model suddenly shattered, and the huge parts broke off from the joints and fell to the ground.

Zhang Ergou was completely dumbfounded, unable to say a word with his mouth open.

Seeing Lao Luo bending over and walking past Zhang Ergou, he said flutteringly

"Young man, you're still too tender."

After this, Zhang Ergou was completely convinced by Lao Luo, and obeyed all of Lao Luo's orders!

The sun is hot at noon, and the hot sun seems to be able to burn people's skin!

The big-bellied mecha was squatting in the middle of the playground! It's not just squatting, it's squatting on tiptoe!

With their arms outstretched, there are two eggs on them!

The metal on the surface is already smoking. And although there is a temperature regulating device inside the mecha, it is still as high as more than 40 degrees!

Zhang Ergou's sweat flowed down the top of his head into his clothes, and the whole clothes were attached to his body.

At this time, Lao Luo drove over, wearing sunglasses and shaved ice, and said to Zhang Ergou

"The lower the center of gravity, the more stable the mech! The lower the center of gravity, the more powerful your movements will be! The lower the center of gravity, the less likely you will be hit! ”

"By the way, I'm here to collect eggs, they just happened to be baked, I'll change two for you."

After speaking, Lao Luo took down the egg in Ergou's hand, stuffed it into his mouth two or three times in front of Ergou, choked, and hurriedly drank a large mouthful of refreshing ice water. Satisfied, he burped and drove away.

What about Zhang Ergou? He's been squatting and padding his feet for a long time! I didn't take a sip of water!

The most outrageous thing is not this, once Lao Luo asked Zhang Ergou to stand in front of the mecha model and not move, so he asked him to control the imaging device of the mecha to stare at the mecha.

Who wouldn't look at mecha with the eyes?

But this look is a full three days and three nights!

After that, Lao Luo carried out ideological education for Zhang Ergou.

"What is most needed until the two sides fight? It's momentum! And where can the momentum of people be best expressed? Eye! ”

"Do you know why the mech has a big head?"

Zhang Ergou replied seriously, "First, there is an infrared imaging device in it, which is the eye!" Second, for the sake of beauty, how strange a headless mecha is! ”

Lao Luo spat fiercely: "Bullshit! The infrared device is also installed in the creaky nest! ”

"The reason why you put your eyes on your head is not for aesthetics, nor is it practical! Instead, let your enemy know that you're watching him! ”

"You have to watch him all the time! Keep an eye on him! No matter what you do, your imaging device has to look at your opponents! ”

"You look at him, he will subconsciously look at you, at this time, hey, hey, hey."

"You cut him!"

Zhang Ergou's eyes lit up! This fucking Lao Luo is a genius!

Zhang Ergou's brain circuit was opened, and after he went back, he immediately started to modify.

Thus, the ugliest mecha in history was born.

The limbs are short and the belly is extremely large, but when you see the bald head above and the eyes that are bigger than a basket, you will feel that it was nothing before.

Zhang Ergou also installed two pitch-black rotating cameras inside.

shouted at Lao Luo, "Hey! Lao Luo, look! My eyes still move! ”

Lao Luo didn't know why, he felt a little tightness in his chest.