Zhang Zhang is going to be a love saint again, no, it's a teacher again!

"Liangliang, the trick that has been used once, if you use it once, and use it on the same person, even if it is in the classics, no matter how incisive, it will also be pale and weak, today I am teaching you a trick......"

"Excuse me, is the Governor there? Please inform me, just say that Zhuge Liang in Jingzhou asks to see"

Zhuge Liang, who was standing outside the door, was holding a few dog tail flowers in his hands, and his face was smiling from time to time!

"Zhuge Military Division, most of my family governors are invited"

To be honest, Zhou Yu's impression of Zhuge Liang is not bad, of course, if there is no tension, Zhou Yu's impression of Zhuge Liang will be better.

"Is there something wrong with me?"

Zhou Yu was dressed in a tight-fitting suit, standing at the door of the room, looking at Zhuge Liang!

"Actually, it's nothing, I just can't sleep at night, and I want to come and talk to you"

Zhuge Liang handed the dog tail flower to Zhou Yu as he spoke, and after Zhou Yu saw the flower in Zhuge Liang's hand, he suddenly felt that he didn't know what to say.

"Where did anyone send a dog's tail flowers? But this flower seems to be quite beautiful. ”

Zhou Yu took Zhuge Liang's dog tail flower, put it on his nose and smelled it, this smell? It really doesn't smell good!

Zhuge Liang is also helpless, tension asked him to find flowers, where to find it in the middle of the night? I picked a few dog tail flowers on the side of the road, and I came straight over!

"Little Week ......"

"Gollum ......"

Zhou Yu didn't expect Zhuge Liang to come up and speak so numbly, and he called himself Xiao Zhou Zhou, but he didn't stand firm for a while, and fell directly to the ground!

"Xiao Zhouzhou, are you okay?"

Zhuge Liang didn't know why Zhou Yu fell, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help, Zhou Yu hurriedly stopped, "Don't come here, it's nothing, go back quickly"

Zhou Yu really can't stand Zhuge Liang like this, it's so numb, goosebumps have fallen to the ground, and if Zhuge Liang continues, something may not come out?

Zhuge Liang was stopped by Zhou Yu, and he suddenly felt a little lost in his heart, but fortunately, Zhang Zhang told Zhuge Liang all the unexpected things, Zhuge Liang turned around, and when he was leaving, he suddenly said:

"You thief, you know? In the seven days I have known you, one hundred and sixty-eight hours, 180 minutes, 604,800 seconds, you have stolen me, scarred and incomplete."

Being called a thief for no reason, no one wants to change it, what is the mess? Hours, minutes, seconds? What is this?

"Surnamed Zhu, you will make it clear to me that I am a thief? What did I steal from you? ”

Zhuge Liang was secretly happy, brother-in-law is brother-in-law, even you know what Zhou Yu wants to say, but why do I think the first sentence is a little awkward? Oh yes:

"Xiao Zhouzhou, in fact, my surname is Zhuge , not Zhu!"

"Get out! How do I know if your surname is Zhuge or not? I'm asking you now why I say I'm a thief? What the hell did I steal? And don't call me Xiao Zhou Zhou anymore. ”

"Alright! Then I'll call you Zhou Zhou! ”

Zhou Yu: ......

"Don't look angry, I said you stole it, you stole it, and you stole this thing, you can't return it, you can't change it, you can't return it"

Zhou Yu wondered in his heart, what the hell is this? Can't return it if you steal it? No, I didn't steal at all.

"Since I knew that you stole this thing, I have been hesitant and anxious all day long, but I can't condemn you for stealing this thing, because I voluntarily let you steal this thing"

"Can you tell me first, what the hell did I steal from you?"

Zhou Yu really couldn't help it, Zhuge Liang was talking at length, and he didn't say what he stole in the end?

"Heart!"

"A hot heart, a heart that cares about you all the time, a heart that does not belong to me, a heart that is willing to go up the knife mountain and the sea of fire for you, even if the sea is dry and rotten, it will not swerve until death"

Zhuge Liang was very excited when he spoke, saliva was flying, if Zhou Yu hadn't been far away, Zhou Yu's body would have been wet.

"When have I stolen your heart, I ......"

When Zhou Yu said this, he immediately understood what Zhuge Liang meant, and looked at Zhuge Liang with his eyes, his eyes flickering, not knowing whether it was joy or worry.

"I'm tired and need a break!"

Zhou Yu threw down a sentence, hurriedly ran back to the room, closed the door tightly, leaned against the door, closed his eyes tightly, and didn't know what he was thinking.

Zhuge Liang stood in place, and when he saw Zhou Yu hurriedly running back to the room, a faint sense of loss welled up in his heart, "It's over, brother-in-law's trick doesn't work?" Directly let me eat the closed door! ”

……

"Liangliang, how is it, have you done it?"

As soon as Zhuge Liang returned to Zhang Li's room, Zhang Zhang couldn't wait to ask Zhuge Liang, this was not because of Zhang Li's gossip, but to determine whether his tricks were useful.

"Don't mention it, brother-in-law......"

Zhuge Liang told the matter as it was, and complained that the tricks of tension were old-fashioned, and there was nothing new at all.

"You know! It's 99.99% of the way, it's just that you don't know it."

Zhang Zhang looked at Zhuge Liang with a look of hatred that iron could not become steel, and told Zhuge Liang that this matter had been done.

"That's it, how can I feel no sense of accomplishment at all, it's completely different from what I imagined?"

Zhuge Liang may be really smart in other aspects, but in terms of feelings, he is indeed an idiot, even this one who has never been in love, Zhang Li can become a teacher, you can imagine.

"Okay, let's put this matter aside for the time being, the remaining 0.01% just need to find a chance to show themselves, now we need to worry about this, Sun Shangxiang!"

Zhang Zhang said what he has been worrying about recently, although Zhang Zhang has read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and watched the romance a few times, but after all, he can't guarantee that it will be foolproof!

"Sun Shangxiang? The county lord who is going to marry the lord? Are you worried about her? ”

Zhuge Liang was a little puzzled, a little woman, and a pampered woman, at most she was on guard, did she need to worry?

"Liangliang, don't you know, this Sun Shangxiang has not loved red makeup and arms since he was a child, and his skills can't be compared with most generals, but he is already extraordinary."

"Are you afraid that she will do it on the wedding night with her lord?"

Zhuge Liang is so smart, as soon as Zhang Zhang said this, he knew the stakes.

"Nope! If she does it on the wedding night, there is nothing to worry about, Liu Bei's martial arts are also good, I am afraid that this Sun Shangxiang will sing with her husband, and then secretly put a trick in the dark"

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