A few opening sentences, a little self-deprecation, a small gimmick and a sycophant by the way, the atmosphere in the venue is really quieter.

Qian Dingzhang said, "Before telling the story, we will sing the opening chapter first, this is the new "Sudden Fall" written by our father and son, I hope you will appreciate the ear sound." Immediately, the father and son waved the strings at the same time, and Qian Dingzhang opened his mouth to sing

"Prosperous and prosperous beach,

The family has a lot of friends to make friends. (The family has a net worth, and there are a lot of customs)

Slang tuk the boy home should be freehand (恁freehand - so comfortable),

The car grid goes, the car grid comes.

There are more than a dozen residential bungalows,

The small garden is a grass stall.

But there are so many poor people,

I want to make a fortune in Shanghai,

It's hard to suffocate your feet and strain the waves. (It's hard to get it right)

Pudong people, stormy,

Sell cucumbers and loso with chicken hair. (Raksu - eggplant)

The slang housewife shouted with a brain: "Long ingots are going to be felled, long ingots." (Slang Duk family mother-in-law - his wife, long ingots, feudal superstitious items, no, now renamed folk goods, a special paper money, folded into a small ingots with paper and then pasted with a piece of tin foil, can be used to worship the ancestors, can also be used to fool the stove prince, run to the temple to turn into a bodhisattva, sometimes burn a string in the middle of the first month, it is considered a welfare for the wild ghosts on the roadside.) In short, this is probably the common currency of the few celestial and underworld. The price is cheaper than tin foil, after all, only a small piece of tin foil is used, but it is more expensive than yellow mounting paper and ingots, after all, a small piece of tin foil is used. This thing is really a great derivation of the Chinese people's spirit of fooling. ）

Nanjing people, stormy and difficult,

Squatted on the side of the road and set up a clear mosaic Zhenjiaomen beef stall.

Jurong people, it is difficult to fall,

Squatted in the hall and wiped his back with a skewer belt. "Kicks!"

Changzhou people, it is difficult to fall,

Squatted in the City God Temple and set up a wine stall. "My winemaker is good." “

At first, there were still all kinds of voices from the audience, but when the song was in the best place, the voices gradually became softer, and there were laughter from time to time. The special thing about the beginning of "Sudden Fall" is that it is mixed with a large number of local dialects. The cries of people from all over the world after they were in distress, the storytellers all learned to sing in the dialect here.

Do not seek to resemble but seek a charm, the audience listeners are originally from all over the world, in the guest coldly heard a sentence of their hometown dialect is naturally more cordial, carefully pondering this dialect although not very authentic, even a little crooked, but this is the same as Chinese listening to foreigners speaking Chinese, this inexplicable absurd walking class instead constitutes a natural joke.

The father and son glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, this move is the right move, what song to sing on what mountain, this kind of venue with a very high audience turnover rate can only reduce its value, and sing a little Riba people.

Qian Xun's heart hurt his son, and he played some tricks in his hands, and extended the time to pass through the door a little, so that his son could take the opportunity to take a few more breaths.

"Wuxi people, it is difficult to fall,

Pick a load of fried tofu noodles.

Suzhou people, stormy and difficult,

Squatted in the bookstore to sell spiced beans, goldenrod and licorice plums.

The housewife of the slang family waited until twelve o'clock to knock on her eyes and squatted in front of the door of Huileli

A shout: "Osmanthus red bean soup, white sugar lotus heart porridge." ”

Huzhou people, stormy,

selling hemp halva and kohlrabi;

The housewife of the slang family went to Shanghai in December and took other people's houses to turn over silk cotton.

Shaoxing people, stormy,

squatted in the Chenghuang Temple and carried a blue: "The orchid is going to be felled, the orchid." ”

By the end of the day, I will collect the paper ingot ash by making my head.

Jiangbei people, it is difficult to fall,

As soon as you arrive at Shanghai Beach, you will first take a rickshaw to pull it.

It is difficult to pull a car in Shanghai, the red light has to stop, and the green light is easy to pull over.

There are also big turns and small turns, and big turns if they pull small turns

Spicy Rig's mother, today Annan patrols and pries the note.

The slang housewife sells sunflowers.

Often acquaintances, it is difficult to fall,

On the side of the road, there was a blue boy on his back, "Mr. Big can run over, can the boss lady come?"

Ah wants to buy a toilet to wash and use water to grind chopsticks. ”

The manna swayer, the sudden fall,

The Qing Dynasty picked up the iron cart early to push;

Squatting in the alley shouted, "Oh! ”，

Hurry up and take it down on the third floor. (Poured night incense)

There are countless friends in distress,

I have sung for a while, and I ask the audience to forgive me for a moment. (a little bit)"

After the remaining 400 words were sung in one breath, the audience applauded. Zhao Afu also came over to probe his brain, and such an enthusiastic audience reaction usually occurs when Wu Sheng turns more than a dozen times in a row.

To rap and play the lyrics is unprecedented in the big world, even if it is a few "singing spring" friends, although the stage is prostitute and thieves, and the audience slaps their thighs and listens to the eyebrows and smiles, but in the end they all know the good and bad, secretly rubbing and singing, secretly rubbing and listening, making a lot of money in a muffled voice, and publicly applauding and applauding ordinary people can't do it.

"Okay, good," the audience applauded and shouted, "Do it again, do it again."

The father and son duo are a little untricked, no matter where they ran to the dock in the past, there would be listeners who would ask to sing the opening again, but this kind of singing twice at the same opening is really the first time I have seen it.

"Daddy, how can you do it? Sing it again? Qian Dingzhang couldn't make up his mind.

"Then sing it, it seems that there is no rule that you can't sing it twice"

The two were discussing, and the audience couldn't sit still, so they stood up from the corner and shouted "Mr. catch" at the stage, and then raised his hand, and as soon as the silver light crossed the venue, Qian Dingzhang quickly copied it, and it was Yuan Datou.

"Thank you for this gentleman's appreciation of the ocean, and I wish him a prosperous business" The father and son put down the guy in their hands and got up to thank him.

The audience also took the opportunity to coax "Sing again, sing again"

Qian Dingzhang responded with a smile, "That's good, since everyone likes it, we should work hard."

At this time, the audience who threw the ocean did not sit down, and said loudly, "I am from Anhui, and when I will sing to Nanjing, I will put a sentence in my hometown dialect." ”

The audience laughed again, but the man was not annoyed and arched his hand at everyone, "I worship the beef stall, it's on the four roads, next time everyone comes to enjoy the light." ”

This small request can be satisfied, and after discussing with the father and son, they made a slight change in the singing segment, and sandwiched two sentences in line with the principle of buy one get one free. The man was very satisfied, and after singing, he even said that this father and son were kind and benevolent, and they were born to do business.

In this way, after singing three times in a row, Qian Dingzhang bowed his hand to the audience and begged for mercy, "Ladies and gentlemen, Ah is to let me go a little bit, and I will sing it for half an hour, let me take a breath and drink tea, Ah Hao." Everyone has to listen, and I will sing something else to everyone, to ensure that it sounds good and white."

Everyone naturally agreed, so the two changed positions, Qian Xunzhi picked up the three strings, "Thank you for the old listeners, the little dog just sang a new song "Falling Hard", and I, as a father, can't fool you with the old opening, and it is also a new paragraph." ”

After a pause, he continued, "I know that we have a long walk around the world, next door to us is a sheep family treasure who sings Hangzhou Xiaoredua, and his specialty is "Vegetable War", and we are upstairs with two Beiping people who have nothing to do with cross talk, singing and singing "Gluttonous Array"" After speaking, he also learned a few words, "This roasted wheat went out to fight and lost his life, and the head of the wowo went back to the camp to send rescue soldiers, and the pot helmet was made in the treasure tent of the Chinese army, and the face was burned as the front vanguard", but the charm is mellow, and the Beijing accent is Beijing. Won a round of applause from the audience.

"Since they all have this kind of joke singing, we also think it's fun to sing the lyrics, they sing vegetables, they sing steamed buns, and we sing all kinds of insects. Please listen to the opening chapter "Praying Mantis Marrying"

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Readers often say that this article is not like an online article. Indeed, in just over a decade, China's online literature has evolved at an unimaginably fast rate.

From the aspect of writing, the online article also has its own standards that are very different from other words, try to summarize as follows, the text is required to be concise and clear, the description is more positive, less side, especially in the character personality is best to be understood by a few adjectives, and the writing style of the side narrative is not suitable for character building (passers-by are not used here.) ）

The character is simple, the protagonist is tall and complete, it seems to be more popular recently, indifferent, in fact, indifferent in daily life is a very rare and mysterious realm, pay attention to birth and entry into the world, wisdom can be done, obviously the online text doesn't care about this, and the expressionless face seems to have become a cool one?

The plot structure needs to be compact, extremely compact, and it is best to have a small climax in the lowest chapter, and everything is centered on the climactic plot, so other aspects can be appropriately ignored.

Most readers try to get the pleasure of being suppressed and released from the online text, and the more severe the better. This is what I ignored before, I used to think that most of the people who had this kind of requirement were Kuaishou users, but after chatting with many friends, I found out that this is not the case, many of them are stable in real life, and Kochi also has this appeal. I was very surprised by that. It is probably that the comprehensive pressure of our society is indeed too great, which leads to unconscious anxiety and unconscious attempts to improve anxiety through online reading.

At the moment, it seems to be really effective, so I'm going to write about a female celebrity on a helicopter sometime.