0282, both of them drank stupidly
"Your sister!"
Ah Jiu's "black-bellied little smashing" is completely off the line again.
Just when Lin Chao was at a loss.
"Drink! Are you still not a man? β
Zhang Jinyun, who put down the cup, slammed the table.
This wine has only a fruity flavor and a very good taste.
I don't know why, after this cup, she just wants to drink the next one.
However, seeing that Lin Chao didn't mean to drink, Zhang Jinyun was a little angry, and she swept over.
"It's not as good as me as a woman, are you embarrassed?"
Lin Chao was a little angry.
"Stinky, you kick ...... again."
"What about kicking you?"
Zhang Jinyun kicked again.
Lin Chao grabbed her ankle with his hand.
"Don't take an inch, there's a limit to my patience!"
Zhang Jinyun didn't struggle, she leaned back and leaned on the sofa.
said with a coquettish face:
"Then let me see what you're really capable of."
"Goo!"
Looking at the Miaoman's figure in front of him, Lin Chao only felt that his throat was dry.
And what embarrassed him even more was that the damn blood was condensing again.
"Why don't you just drink! I still don't believe it, I can't drink you old. β
Lin Chao tilted his neck and drank all the wine in the cup.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
I don't know why, but he suddenly sobered up, and his heart was excited.
Even everything in front of him has become incomparably beautiful, and he just wants to hug everything in his arms.
"Can you let go of my feet?"
Zhang Jinyun said coldly.
Just now, she wanted to see if Lin Chao would pounce on him, so she wanted this "pervert" to be exposed, so she consumed half a bottle of anti-wolf spray on his face.
It's a pity that the coward didn't dare to act, and he didn't even dare to look at his eyes.
"Beasts are not as good as beasts!"
Zhang Jinyun scolded unwillingly: "Another cup!" β
"Goo!"
The glass was filled with liquor again.
"Lin Chao, do you dare to ......."
Before he finished speaking, Lin Chao had already drunk all the glasses of wine, and then shouted arrogantly:
"Stinky, will I be afraid of you? Just now you are a woman, Lao Tzu let ......, let me a little, you are my sick cat! β
Fragmented wine is fragmented wine, and the tongue is a little bigger under the belly of the two glasses, which makes it a little difficult for people to speak.
However, Lin Chao is a principled person, and of course he will not embarrass his male compatriots.
Now it's just drinking poison, and he'll be with you.
"You stinky men just talk about it, and you have had enough of playing with women, and throw them away like garbage. Today, you don't need to be a bastard, drink as much as you want, and the old lady will accompany you to the end! β
Zhang Jinyun finished scolding.
Drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.
I don't know why, it's hazy in front of me, and everything I look at is a little warm.
"Senior!"
The hairy boy was gone, and the person sitting in front of her was actually the person she had been thinking about for a long time.
"You liar, liar! What are you doing when you come back, aren't you studying abroad? β
For a while, all kinds of sourness came to my heart.
Zhang Jinyun couldn't stand it anymore, she threw herself on the table and sobbed.
Lin Chao picked up the wine jar and filled the two glasses again.
He smirked:
"Drunk, you crazy drunk. Do you still dare to argue with Lao Tzu? Wait a minute, throw you next to the toilet! β
"Bang!"
Just as he was getting complacent, he was kicked and stumbled.
"Crazy woman, kick again."
Zhang Jinyun didn't kick him again, but just raised the middle finger of his left hand.
He grabbed the glass with his right hand and drank it down.
A fire immediately surged up on his body, and any grievances and hatreds did not exist at this moment.
Her eyes were as silky as silk, her face was as red as a cherry, and she said softly:
"Do you think I'm beautiful?"
Lin Chao did not answer.
He just shook the jar as hard as he could, until he couldn't pour a drop of wine into it.
The wine in the cup was only half as high, which made Lin Chao feel very dissatisfied.
"Ah Jiu, hurry up and send me two bottles, just come now!"
However, Ah Jiu did not appear, and even the system stopped.
"Traitors, you are all traitors!"
"Bang!"
Just as he was in a daze, he was kicked again.
This time, though, the movements were much gentler.
"Pour wine! What are you doing? β
Zhang Jinyun said with a chuckle.
"Don't panic, there's not enough wine."
Lin Chao struggled to stand up, but his body swayed a few times, and he sat down on the sofa again.
"Stinky, don't shake the ground, I can't stand steadily."
"You're drunk, you're really not a man, I'll go get the wine now!"
Zhang Jinyun struggled to control his body, and finally stood up.
But she couldn't move her legs at all, they seemed to take root.
Lin Chao laughed.
"No! I'll give you some encouragement, rush, horse! β
After speaking, he slapped Zhang Jinyun's bulging buttocks.
"Smack!"
Start soft, and there is an indescribable slippery.
This made Lin Chao feel strangely excited, and he slapped again.
Zhang Jinyun shook a few times, but decided to sit back.
"No, no, no, the old lady swears that she will not serve anyone in this life. Let's drink that half a glass of wine, and then the golden rooster is independent, whoever falls first will take it! β
Lin Chao slapped his thigh.
"Okay, that's a good idea."
He picked up the cup and took another sip.
This time, the feeling was even hotter, and it directly put him into the state of thinking about life.
And Zhang Jinyun is even more funny, looking like a husband splitting his legs.
"Lin Chao, do you think the old lady is beautiful?"
Lin Chao stared at the other party for a while.
"Punctuality! Going out can kill half a street of men, and a smile can kill the other half. The coffin shop cried and laughed, laughed and cried. β
Zhang Jinyun asked with some puzzlement:
"Why do you cry and laugh, laugh and cry?"
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"She's the hostess! Of course, if the business is good, you have to laugh, and if your husband dies, she will cry. β
"Bang!"
Zhang Jinyun raised his leg and kicked it.
"Get out, the old lady is not a mourning star! Boy, you gave me fake wine, why do I feel dizzy? β
Lin Chao glanced at her and said:
"If you don't drink well, just say it, what excuse to make! Lao Tzu is hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, what kind of money will be missing? And can you button your shirt well, the ravine is too deep, and Lao Tzu is dizzy. β
Zhang Jinyun glanced down.
Sure enough, there were only two buttons left, and she tried to buckle them, but she couldn't succeed, and she couldn't help but roar angrily:
"What kind of tattered clothes is this, it can't be buttoned up at all."
After a few more attempts, she simply gave up.
"It's too hot, let's go for that bit of ice!"
Now, Zhang Jinyun only feels hot and dry.
It was as if all the alcohol I had drunk just now had ignited a raging fire.
"Wait!"
Lin Chao staggered to his feet, just took a few steps forward, and his legs were as soft as noodles.
"Poof!"
He crawled slowly forward on his stomach, but the target was no longer the refrigerator, but the bed in the bedroom.
"I've got to sleep for a while, damn it, it's all hallucinations."
It's just that Lin Chao climbed more and more difficult, and when he looked back, he found that it was Zhang Jinyun.
She giggled, not knowing what to enjoy.
"Crazy woman, let go of your hand, or I'll kick you!"
"Don't let go, you're going to take me on a trip!"
"Sister, I'm going to sleep for a while."
"Then sleep with me."
"You, neurotic! Ouch, it's so heavy. β