Light and three years, spring

Qingzhou Plains County in Linyi County

You Heng sat on the couch, looking at the front blankly, the room is not big, only enough to accommodate one stay, a maid wearing Hanfu stood on the side of the couch, the maid is not very old, about fifteen years old, wearing clean and not delicate clothes, delicate, flashing a pair of big eyes, a little strange looking at his young master, I don't know what's wrong, from the time he woke him up, he was in a daze like this, now it's already the hour, he still sits in a daze like that, It had been an hour since she had been standing, and the maid rubbed her legs with some grievances.

This little master of his own family, although he is only ten years old, has never shown such an expression, no one knows, this Linyi Mi family's sister-in-law Heng, since he was a child, has been arrogant, has always been the lord with his nose facing the sky, except for his biological mother Zhang, no one can control this little guy, but she doesn't know that the little Youheng who is in a daze at the moment is in the soul of another down-and-out household.

This down-and-out household is also called You Heng, the difference is that this guy is from the 21st century 1,800 years later, he also wants to cry without tears at the moment, retribution, this cliff is retribution, since he graduated, he stayed at home and became an otaku, lying in front of the computer all day long, engaged in the position of the commander-in-chief of the Internet Moral Stabilization Army——— professional troll!

From the big man who made the policy, down to the bad writer of the eunuch, there is no one he doesn't spray, maybe it was the depression of life that made him vent all his dissatisfaction on the cause of spraying, he felt that maybe his parents gave the right name, You Heng, You Heng, this name is like the bull man in the long river of history, so that he has such an extraordinary talent for trolls, and he can be so angry that all the great gods are upside down!

Maybe it's because I spray too many people that God can't stand it anymore, so I will sleep on the computer desk and come to this photosynthesis for three years!

What the hell is Guanghe three years!

Does he know that this light has been going on for three years, or is it because he has accepted the body of the little guy who was crossed by himself, You Heng? God, it's not that You Heng, his eyes are shining, and he looks at his body with some admiration, if it is really the You Heng in history, then it is the ancestor of the trolls of the navy, it is an old-timer, he was proud of the same name and surname as this ancestor in his previous life, and he will not cross over to become this first-class ancestor with first-class skills, right?

He slowly recalled his sudden memories, he found that this little Youheng's life is much better than his own, although he lost his father at a young age, and the whole family only lives on him and his mother, but your family still has a lot of land and tenants, and then relying on the connections left by his father, who has been the master of the plains, your family is also a small wealthy family in this Linyi County, and his life is quite good, much better than his professional trolls who eat instant noodles and steamed buns all day long!

Carefully recall the memories that belong to Xiao Youheng, the Han Dynasty, the surname of the Son of Heaven Liu, the word Hong, who Liu Hong is, he doesn't know, but he still knows about the Han Dynasty, isn't it the era where You Heng is located, then now is the Later Han Dynasty, the great troubled times, you have to travel to Lu Bu, Zhang Liao and other fierce generals, this is wearing an ancestral master, walking the world with a mouth, and he doesn't know how he died! You Heng thought a little like crying without tears, this original memory was combined with modern memory, and his thinking gradually changed, and his eyes became much wiser.

By the way, I am afraid that there is some golden finger in my own crossing, You Heng's eyes lit up, the amount of reading of an otaku on the point is unimaginable to ordinary people, according to the crossing theorem, since it is such an inexplicable crossing, there must be some system to do!

He hurriedly began to look at his hands, there was no ring on his hand, he looked down at his neck again, there was no necklace there, he began to stretch out his hand and search his clothes to see if he could touch anything, and the maid on the side was already stunned at the moment, she looked at You Heng sitting there in horror and touched herself, poor her hand covered her mouth, speechless, You Heng didn't even see a person standing in the room, he touched it for a long time, still didn't touch anything, Then he frowned and looked around him, and suddenly saw a jade pendant on his waist!

You Heng is overjoyed, according to the theorem of the travel novel, there must be something terrible in this jade pendant, maybe there is a summoning system hidden, or maybe it is an old man who can refine medicine, he plays with the jade pendant in his hand, and this jade pendant does not look like an ordinary thing.

He saw that there was an ancient character written on it, if he was a fool who couldn't even recognize traditional Chinese characters before, he would definitely not know this little seal, but after having the memory of Xiao Youheng, he easily recognized this Heng character, and he muttered in a low voice: "Lu Song said: Autumn and taste, summer and Fu Heng...."

He shook his head again, what are you talking about, it seems that absorbing You Heng's memory still has a lot of impact on him, unconsciously, he can also casually talk about a few words of Lu Song, if it was in the previous life, then he would be a squirting Wenqing, he hurriedly put his mind on this jade pendant, according to the routine of the novel, it seems that as long as he bites his finger and drops a drop of blood on this jade pendant, he can have a golden finger, You Heng looked at his finger with some distress, Several times I brought my fingers to my teeth, but I was reluctant to bite down, it was better to bite with a knife than to bite myself, so biting my fingers, except for those ancestors who had crossed, who could go down!

Just as he was struggling with some grief, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"The host has fully fused the memory, and the system is on!"

"It's a portable system! If you don't come out early, Lao Tzu will almost kill himself inexplicably! What kind of quality is this, and is it also engraved with MadeinChina on your body? You Heng scolded in his heart, closed his eyes and prepared to accept his golden finger.

"The strongest troll system, it has been opened, please check it by the host", the relevant matters of the system were directly entered into You Heng's mind, and You Heng still forced his eyes to check his golden finger.

"What the hell is this?" After just looking at it for a moment, You Heng jumped up and shouted, what kind of system is this! I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have read a lot of systematic texts, among those novels, there are systems that can conjure up the army out of thin air, systems that can query knowledge materials, and systems that can summon celebrities and fierce generals, all kinds of things, all kinds of strange things, but he has never seen any system that relies on scolding people to improve his strength!

This so-called troll system, in fact, is a system that obtains the ability of the other party by insulting others, when You Heng begins to abuse a person with speech or writing, an invisible chain will appear between the two people, and the more angry the other party is, the more benefits You Heng can get from the other party, for example, if he runs in front of Lu Bu in the future, he yells "Three family slaves!" Maybe you can get a little bit of the other party's martial arts, and how much martial arts you can get depends on how much you make the other party angry, of course, the premise is not to be stabbed through by the other party's shot as soon as you open your mouth....

If you think about it this way, it's not bad for You Heng to think about it, although he has absorbed Your Heng's memory, but this guy is not the arrogant and boundless talent in the future after all, and the so-called memory is just some life attempts and some literature reading ability, and his level is just to recognize words.

I'm such an otaku.,Wen can't be a martial artist.,The best thing is to scold people.,There are so many cattle in this era.,Find a few good bullies to scold.,Get some ability.,Be a celebrity.,A little self-preservation.,If it's possible to make up for this court again.,If you accidentally become a shepherd.,Maybe there will be more than one of you in the Three Kingdoms in the future!

He thought about it again, but the question was, who would stand and scold me? You can't go to the street to find some beggars who don't have the power to fight back to scold it, so not to mention that you can't get any ability, even your conscience is a little unbearable, this is a system that makes enemies for yourself everywhere, and the stronger the enemy, the more you have to scold him, in this era of bright stars, the more people you offend, the easier it is to die! Or do you want to live in peace and don't care about this broken system?

After thinking for a while, You Heng gave up this decision a little helplessly, here is the Three Kingdoms, the Three Kingdoms are troubled times, although I don't know how long the Yellow Turban Rebellion that shocked the world will begin, but now I am ten years old, You Heng is young among these personnel in the early Han Dynasty, I am afraid that it is not far from the chaos, don't look at yourself still have a family business, in the era of chaos, it is really any person who can crush himself, if you don't want to be crushed by the wheels of the times, you can only fight!

Then spray it! Korea's sticks, ZG's trolls, these are all unparalleled talents in the world, let yourself take a look, the trolls of these two eras are together, what kind of fame can be scolded!

Note (1): According to historical records, You Heng was born in the second year of Xiping, the year of Guichou, and when he was in the fourth year of photosynthesis, he should be less than ten years old, but the troubled times started immediately, and the protagonist was really not too small, so he modified some of them.

Note (2): Because the style of painting is more relaxed, I did not decide to completely refer to the "Hanshu. The Chronicles of Food and Goods, the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, and the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms will be appropriately modified, dialogue, and etiquette in order to avoid causing confusion to readers, and will also be nearly modern.

PS: Ahem, new people and new books, ask for support.

Well,Lao Yang is also an old bird who has written a book for three or four years.,But Lao Yang has no bottom in his heart.,After all, it's the first time to create a protagonist of this style.,The first time to write a novel about historical themes.,I don't know if I can write it well.,I don't know if everyone likes to see it.,The protagonists before the old sheep are all ruthless.,This time the style of painting has changed too much.,After all, the old sheep is a rigorous middle- and lower-level intellectual.,It's quite difficult to create an optimistic and funny protagonist.,If you like to see it.,Please don't be stingy with your collection recommendation.,If you don't like to see it, Please don't spray the old sheep.