Chapter 143: Returning to Chang'an and angry with Lao Wang Gui
Although Nong Jiangyi was captured, although he was tortured by Wang Xingxin for a few days, this product also learned to be obedient and accepted his fate in the process of being abused!
When Wang Xingxin found him with a rope, Nong Jiangyi bowed his head and smiled at him: "Sir, do you want Xiao Wang to learn any new dance today with the rope?" ”
"Wrong! I want you to experience the art of bondage in the island nation! ”
"The art of bondage? And where is the island nation? Why hasn't Xiao Wang heard of it? ”
"The island country is a country with despicable human nature, although you are a barbarian, although you rebel against my Tang Dynasty, but you at least have human nature, the people of the island country are simply inhumane and humane. As for the art of bondage, you can experience it right away. ”
After finishing speaking, he snapped his fingers very chicly, and then Cheng Chumo and others swarmed in, and they all looked at Nong Jiangyi with ill-intentioned eyes.
Under Wang Xingxin's guidance, Cheng Chumo and the others quickly tied up Nong Jiangyi with that rope.
"Ugly cow, do you see clearly? After you go back, you can find a thin red rope, and then tie up your concubine according to this method, which is very ......interesting."
After finishing speaking, he took out a polished cork ball and stuffed it into Nong Jiangyi's mouth.
"See, this is called a mouth stop, so even if the woman's appearance and figure are not very good, you can still put up a big banner with a golden gun!"
Fang Yiai, this kid, said to Wang Xingxin with some twists: "Brother Mingshen, the little brother is a little hard......"
Everyone stared at Fang Yiai's slightly bulging crotch, all of which were three feet away from him.
"Beloved, you kid has a lot of taste! Let's ignore men and women first, this is a barbarian! ...... without a shower for months"
"Brother Mingshen, the younger brother has a heavy mouth, and he must put more salt in his meals on weekdays. But you misunderstood, the little brother just thought that after returning to Chang'an, he would get such a rope, and then bundle the tall and plump orchid, plus a small wooden ball, no... No more... Oh... Whew...."
asked people to stuff the bundled Nong Jiangyi into the prisoner cart that had been made a long time ago, and several people took the barbarian king to see Cheng Yanjin.
Cheng Yanjin handed over the written letter to Wang Xingxin, and after a few more words, he asked him to meet Qin Huaidao and take those craftsmen back to Chang'an.
This road was opened up when it came, except for some small troubles encountered through those miasma mountains and forests, and several craftsmen and soldiers died, and five days later met Wei Chi Jingde, who came to meet him.
The two armies merged into one place, led by Wei Chi Jingde, and quickly marched towards Chang'an City.
Yu Chi Baolin saw that his father personally led the troops to respond, and he was very happy to step forward to show off his military exploits, but how did Yu Chi Jingde pull Yu Chi Baolin away with a horsewhip and said: "Just your military merits, you will come to show off to your Lao Tzu and me?" Get out of the way, go back to Chang'an and clean up your kid! Ming Shen asked the sergeant to bring letters to the soldiers at home in Chang'an, why didn't Lao Tzu see your letters? ”
It turned out that Wang Xingxin asked the brothers to write a letter to the family that day, and Yu Chi Baolin originally wanted to write it, but Cheng Chumo pulled him and said: "Baolin, my brother doesn't write, what are you writing?" Wouldn't it be better if you surprised your dad when you went back? ”
At this time, Yu Chi Baolin, who was a little bitter by Cheng Chu, had to endure his father's anger silently.
Wang Xingxin, who was riding side by side with Yu Chi Jingde, looked at Yu Chi Baolin and said with some unbearability: "Uncle Yu Chi, don't blame Baolin, it's all ugly cows!" Baolin is straightforward, the ugly cow is as cunning as his father, and three Baolin can't play with one ugly cow! You don't want to hang up with Brother Pauling. ”
"Mingshen, fortunately with you, don't worry about handing over Baolin to your uncle, this kid is honest, and you will help Baolin more in the future."
"Uncle rest assured, they are all the brothers of the little nephew, how can they not help, they can afford the little nephew, they can afford the little nephew's humble background, and the little nephew is not an uninformed person."
Seeing what he said, Wei Chi Jingde nodded with satisfaction and said: "The good news came that day, the old man teased Wang Gui's old man in front of the Taiji Palace, but he also said ruthlessly that he would kill you, you have to be careful." Why don't you send you a few guards? Save that old thing from the black hands. ”
Wang Xingxin, who was worried about how to find some guards, said happily: "Thank you, uncle, the little nephew is worried about this, you can be regarded as a charcoal in the snow." But how did Uncle tease the old man? ”
After Yu Chi Jingde told Wang Xingxin about teasing Wang Gui in front of the Taiji Palace, he said with some schadenfreude: "If you really marry that old man's granddaughter as a concubine, Uncle Wei Chi, you will have to drink two meals." ”
"Why two?"
"One meal is the wedding wine of the little nephew and the concubine, and the other is the funeral wine of Wang Guina's old son! If you want to marry the daughter of the Wang family as a concubine, this old man will not be angry to death....."
Seven days later, in the early morning of Chang'an City, Wei Chi Jingde first asked the army and those craftsmen to be stationed outside Chang'an City, and then took Wang Xingxin and others to meet Li Er.
Seeing Li Er, who still had the same demeanor, Wang Xingxin said with a hippie smile after the salute: "Your Majesty, do you miss your minister?" I have a great gift for you! ”
"Ming Shen has a merit in quelling chaos, and the barbaric strategy that Changsun Chong said in his letter is even more meritorious! I haven't rewarded you kid yet, but you've brought me a gift, what a gift, bring it up for me to see. ”
"Your Majesty, this gift is so good, it's still alive!"
After letting the bound Nong Jiangyi be escorted to the palace, Wang Xingxin untied the rope tied to him with his own hands, and then removed the wooden cork in his mouth and pointed at Nong Jiangyi and said to Li Er: "Your Majesty, the king of this rebellious barbarian is a gift from the minister!" ”
Li Er looked at Nong Jiangyi, who was drooling for a long time because he had been plugged by the wooden plug for a long time, and pointed at him with some disgust: "What kind of barbarian king dares to rebel against the Tang Dynasty, dare to rebel against me, why do you still keep him to do anything!" Take it off and cut it down! ”
As soon as he heard that Li Er was going to cut himself, Nong Jiangyi even forgot to beg for mercy, so he collapsed to the ground.
"Your Majesty, although this barbarian king is hateful, there is also something to be used! Your Majesty should spare him! ”
"Why?"
"Your Majesty, if you want, we have captured Jieli Khan in the west, and in the south, we have captured a barbarian king for you. Wait for General Cheng to bring the army back to the court, let's let the two captured kings of the south and the west perform a dance for the Tang Dynasty soldiers who returned from my victory, and then invite the envoys of various countries, the effect should not be good! ”
Li Eryi's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Wang Xingxin saw that Li Er had no objection and continued: "Your Majesty, this barbarian king let the minister train him very well-behaved, and the minister also taught him a few good new dances, even if it is not for the soldiers who come to the victory, if Your Majesty is in a bad mood one day, it is also good to have a good time." ”
"Oh, you kid taught this barbarian king a new style of dance? Jump one and take a look. ”
After Nong Jiangyi finished the song "Little Apple" while singing and dancing, not only did Li Er laugh, but even a group of civil and military ministers in the court laughed regardless of etiquette.
Only Wang Gui jumped out and shouted: "What a system! It's simply humiliating! Your Majesty, please cure the sin of Lantian County! ”
Wang Xingxin saw that Wang Gui jumped out to find trouble again, anyway, he had already torn his face, and said without scruples: "Lord Wang, dare to ask Uncle Ben what is the crime?" ”
Wang Gui pointed at him and said angrily: "Although this barbarian king is a captured minister, he is also a prince, how can you be so humiliated?" This is simply a loss of my Datang's face, how do you let the world look at Your Majesty? ”
"Lord Wang, what about the prince? May I ask if this barbarian king was sealed by His Majesty or by the Emperor? Could it be that this barbarian king is also your illegitimate son? It is estimated that it is not based on age, but it may also be that Lord Wang has a different talent, and he can have children in his teens! ”
Wang Gui, who was trembling all over the body who was stimulated by Wang Xingxin's words, was about to point at him and spray, but Wang Xingxin didn't give him a chance at all and stepped forward and said: "Uncle Ben just sent your illegitimate son guide officer who kept military orders and wanted to delay the march of my vanguard army to heaven." Lord Wang, the military situation is like fire, if your illegitimate son is not killed, what about the military regulations? What about the law of the land? Besides, Uncle Ben is merciful in heaven, knowing that it is your illegitimate son, he sent him to heaven to cultivate immortals, I don't believe you ask others, there was thunder at that time, and red rain fell from the sky. Some people in your Wang family have gone to heaven to cultivate immortals, not only do you not thank Uncle Ben, but you will take revenge. However, Uncle Ben saw that you were old and not as knowledgeable as you. ”
After finishing speaking, Wang Gui, who was dizzy with anger, bowed to Li Er and said: "Your Majesty, now all the craftsmen are in the temporary military camp outside Chang'an City, it is better to let the minister take them to the new military camp now, and hand over the two thousand cavalry and those craftsmen who are guarding to the Duke of Yiguo, and then the minister will go home to have a look, and I hope Your Majesty will approve it." ”
Seeing that Wang Xingxin was so eager, Li Er also followed him and said: "In that case, you can go now, remember to go tomorrow morning!" ”
After Wang Xingxin gave Li Er a salute again, he wanted to turn around and leave, but when he saw Wang Gui, who was still trembling with anger, he stopped and said, "Lord Wang, take care of your body!" If your concubine wants to be a concubine for Uncle Ben, the dowry must not be less, or Uncle Ben will not accept it! ”