Chapter 52: Pretending to be an official

On the way home, Li Boyu thought about it, no, he and Zhao Hu'er were careful, how could Sa Yunu know? It seems that this woman is not only profligate, but also has two brushes. He has the feeling that others are looking at the light, wait, what is he doing? is about to become an envoy of the imperial city, in charge of the palace ban, and scouting places. It's not a matter of catching two gangsters by hand,

Li Boyu was thinking about his thoughts, and when he came home, he almost bumped into the servant, and his father stood in the courtyard waiting for him. I almost got slapped again when I met, but fortunately, Li Bo was able to hide quickly.

"Dad, why do you like to hit people when you're fine?"

"What's wrong with me hitting you? Where have you been for most of the day? ”

Li Bo said in his heart that if I tell you, I went on a date with the emperor's little wife, and I was afraid that I would turn you on my back.

At this time, two officials came over from the side: "Lord Li, the villain is here to pick you up." ”

Li Boyu suddenly understood the reason why his father was angry, okay, let's go to office when I take office. Although he missed a good time, he felt that he would definitely be a down-to-earth official in the future, and he didn't have to care about this.

Imperial City Division on Yudao Street.

Leaning back in a high chair and crossing his legs on the table, he examined his men. Standing next to Luan Gouyu and Lin Qi'er, this pair of dog skin plasters had to come with them, and Li Boyu was also happy to see them.

Due to the late arrival, the former Imperial City Envoy couldn't wait to leave. Li Boyu pretended to take office, this feeling of being an official is really good, no matter how big or small the official is, he is an official, and there is a group of people under him to call. Hey, look at these subordinates again, all of them look like crooked melons and cracked dates, it seems that this predecessor has left a mess.

"Ahem, this official just took office today, and there are still many things I don't understand, I hope you all come over and report them one by one."

"Big-adult, villain-Zhanglian, outside-nicknamed rotten circles."

A short, thin and dry kid with rotten eyes and stammering walked over from the hall, who didn't look much better than Luan Gou. Li Boyu plucked his ears with his hands: "Rotten eye circles, what are you good at?" ”

"Small-small, good at spying on news, big-people, what you want to know, I can find out."

It was too hard to listen to this person, and Li Bo said in his heart that he didn't want to hear the exciting news.

"Okay, you're talented, next."

A normal kid came over on the side: "Adult, villain Zhang Yuan, nicknamed Toad Eyes." ”

"Why does this nickname match your eyes, what are you good at?"

"Hehe, my lord, the rotten eye circles are my brother, and we are brothers. The reason why I am called Toad Eye is because I have good eyes, and I can never forget the people I have seen. ”

Well, this is good, but the nickname seems to be wrong, and as far as he knows, the toad's eyesight is relatively poor. Li Boyu yawned, his mind has been fluctuating a lot recently, and he has lost a little sleep: "Okay, your brother will serve well in the future, and Lord Ben will not treat you badly." ”

"Thank you, sir."

In the crowd, a short and frustrated boy was about to move a few times, and this time it was finally his turn: "My lord, and me, my name is Wang Dazui, and my nickname is Dazui Wang." At our level, you summon a small past outside the city, and the small one only needs a cigarette of smoke. If you want to know what is being discussed on the streets and alleys now, Zhang's family, Li Jiaxiao, I will ask if you ask. ”

"Oh, you're fast."

"The little ones are not only fast legs, but our mouths and brains are also lively."

"Okay, so tell me what you're talking about on the streets right now?"

"They are all talking about the emperor's newly married Tubo concubine, and it's a little inconvenient to say."

Li Boyu took a sip of tea: "If you have something to say, there is nothing inconvenient." ”

"My lord, the noise of the people in this market is the matter of your house."

"Don't be bent, just say it."

"That's it, they're all talking about your house catching fire not long ago, and you came out naked to put out the fire."

"Hi. Don't talk nonsense, there's nothing at all. ”

Li Boyu just took a sip of tea and squirted out, and said in his heart that this is really a good thing not to go out, and bad things to spread thousands of miles. Isn't this a bad image of him, and it's no wonder that the news of running naked is quite exciting, and he can't cover it if he wants to.

……

After an introduction, the group of crooked melons and cracked dates that Li Boyu took over all have some talents, which is really unseemly. Just looking at the half-person-tall copywriter on the table, Li Boyu was a little worried, he really didn't want to read it one by one, he looked back at Luan Gouyu.

"Master, I can't do this, I don't know a few big words."

"Master, I'll read it to you."

Lin Qi'er volunteered, there are quite a lot of literate people like this, it seems that the old man named Situ Yan has really worked hard. It's all trivial things, and Li Boyu listens drowsily.

"The king of Chu has had a lot of dealings with the Tubo people recently, and they are all ...... on the surface"

"Okay, stop."

Li Boyu finally heard a message of interest.

Toad Eyes immediately came over and said, "My lord, according to the villain's observation, it is the Tubo prince Longshu who has been in contact with the king of Chu. ”

"Deaf?"

"No, Longyi."

Li Boyu didn't understand too much, and it was not strange for ethnic minorities to take such strange names: "If you are deaf, you will be deaf." And the concubine Sa in the palace is a family? ”

"Yes, my lord, it is said that now the king of Tubo is about to change hands, and the two brothers and sisters have been squeezed out, so they came to our Great Song Dynasty, and the princess of Tubo entered the palace to serve the emperor with her beauty."

"My lord, according to the news from my Big Mouth King, this Tubo concubine is not a good stubble, it is said that men in the past could fill a street."

The rotten eye circles are not to be outdone: "My lord, this concubine is said to have a leg with the King of Chu, and once the villain saw her enter the palace of the King of Chu in the middle of the night. ”

Li Boyu put down the tea bowl: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, did your former Lord Xiao tell the emperor about these things?" ”

"My lord, if I say something offensive, our former adults did things like live loaches into the water, which was slipperier than water."

"Yes, my lord, Lord Xiao, who has just returned to his hometown, has never told the emperor about these things that have no real evidence."

"Rotten circles, no, as far as I know, Lord Xiao told the emperor about Lord Li's bare feet to put out the fire."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, hey, why can't this stubble get by."

Li Boyu interrupted these three strange words, the more he spoke, the more unspeakable, he sympathized with the emperor in his heart, you can't just look at the appearance and marry a wife, this is to invite a prairie to your head.

"Rotten eyes, toad eyes, big-mouthed kings, and you, go down. Don't be confined here, and you can't go out to do bad things, and you have to think carefully about what errands to send you. ”

"Yes, my lord."

……

"Master, you are really majestic."

"You two don't make sycophants, and go out with the master and me to secretly visit the people."

Li Boyu strode out of the Imperial City Division, and Wang Dazui followed: "My lord, how about letting the villain accompany you to inspect the people's situation?" ”

"Okay."

Li Boyu thought to himself that he was going out to play with the official errand, and he was not afraid of being scolded when he went home. is to keep a low profile in the crowd, so that the three strange people say that he is afraid of running into acquaintances when he walks on the street now.