Chapter 2: Stripping and learning to bark

If the eyes could kill people, this fat man must have died several times. has been a human being in two lives, but Zhao Yougong's temperament has not been tempered much, and all the joys, sorrows, and sorrows are on his face.

Wide and fat, fat head and big ears, obviously a straw bag, but he wants to take a folding fan and squint at the mung bean eyes to pretend to be a **talent. Zhao Yougong looks down on this kind of person, a pig's head is a pig's head, can he become a money leopard if he puts on a good skin?

"Tall and fat, you need to lose weight, such a fat belly, not afraid of being lit by a sky lantern?"

knew that Zhao Yougong couldn't say good things, but Gao Yanei was still angry, he glared at the mung bean eyes, and stretched out his head like a king, "Zhao Yougong, you speak with respect, others are afraid of you, Gao is not afraid of you!" ”

Gao Yanei really doesn't need to be afraid of Zhao Yougong, don't look at Zhao Yougong as a county king, but he can only be a county king, with a name, no authority, and even the money he usually squanders is obtained by selling his property. For Zhao Yougong, he can enjoy it for a few years, and maybe one day the current saint will be unhappy, so he will be sent to the underworld. Gao Yanei is not a smart person, but he also understands how delicate the relationship between Zhao Ji and Zhao Yougong is, and the current situation is that the saint wants to kill Zhao Yougong, but he doesn't want to be talked about.

To put it bluntly, the saint is to be the first to set up an archway, and it just so happens that Zhao Yougong is also very cooperative, looking like eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling is useless, which saves him a lot of heart. Over the years, Zhao Ji has continued to send money to Zhao Yougong, intentionally or unintentionally making this nephew more of a bastard, if it were not for Zhao Ji's funding, Zhao Yougong would have been defeated by those family properties in the Chu Palace.

Gao Yanei laughed and trembled, but Zhao Yougong's face was full of frost, and he was panting with his eyes wide.

Seeing this situation, Mother Li's brain was buzzing and she almost cried, these two Yanai will not fight in the Deyue Tower.

Among the prostitutes, there were some officials, but none of them spoke, and they looked like they were holding their arms and watching the excitement.

The teacher was very angry, she was the Oiran of the capital, and she was protected by an official family, so no one dared to disturb her for many years. Like before, every time she came forward to perform a song and dance, which man didn't put all his heart on her, and he couldn't even shout loudly, but today is good, that Zhao Yougong is clearly going to make trouble.

frowned lightly, the teacher's temperament was quite a bit manly, otherwise he would not have won the name of "Flying General", his jaw moved slightly, and Zhu Hai on the show swayed slowly. The teacher carried the seemingly dragging folded skirt and walked on the stage dexterously, the beauty was angry, but it was full of amorous feelings, and the angry teacher was colder and more beautiful, "Everyone, how about waiting for a long time, how about the teacher play the song "Huanxi Sha"?" ”

The teacher's voice was light and melodious, as pleasant as the piano stretching, even so, everyone in the audience still heard a little taste, and the teacher was angry?

Seeing Master Li say this, Mother Li breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the teacher came forward, she would give a little face, the whole sleeve was a little scattered, Mother Li walked next to Zhao Yougong with a smile, "Zhao Xiaoguan, the teacher is going to play"

"Go aside!" Zhao Yougong stretched out his hand and pushed away Mother Li, maybe she was too hard, Mother Li stumbled and hit the table next to her directly, "Ouch", Mother Li looked at Master Li on the stage pitifully, and now, only Master Li can speak. After all, there is a relationship between the official family, which man dares not to listen to his teacher?

"Fat man, you'd better take care of this son's affairs!"

"Who wants to take care of your business? Are you my son? Or is it my second dog? ”

Zhao Yougong was angry, "dangdang", and he didn't know where he found a wooden stick, and slammed it on the table, shaking the water cup and something.

"Fat man, if you dare to fart again, this king will be your father, do you believe it or not?"

The tall fat man didn't pay attention, he was startled by the loud noise, he blinked his mung bean eyes, and looked scared, "Huh so scared, when I am my father?" Okay, you'll discuss it with my dad tomorrow."

Sure enough, he had no fear, and went to Gao Yu to ask for a son, so it was strange if he was not beaten. Zhao Yougong is a bit of a bastard, but he also knows what kind of person Gao Yu is, this guy is a big celebrity around Zhao Ji, even Cai Jing and Tong Guan have to give him some face, just by virtue of him Zhao Yougong, a broken county king who has no tomorrow today, is it worth Gao Yu to give face?

It seems that this fight is indispensable, can't fight Gao Yu, can't you fix Gao Yanei?

Shi Shi was really angry, her beautiful eyes narrowed, and she glanced at the people in the audience seemingly casually, "Xiao Junwang, Gao Gongzi, is it okay to give Shi Shi a few thin noodles?" The moonlight is charming today, so why do those things that make people unhappy? ”

With Master Li speaking, Gao Yanei naturally wants to listen, even if he doesn't listen to Master Li, he has to give face to the official family. Standing up, Gao Yanei arched his hand with a smile, "What the master said is that today is a good day, only listen to music, only listen to music, haha"

A beautiful sentence is neither humble nor arrogant, which is already very rare for Gao Yanei, who was born a green-skinned scoundrel. Now that Gao Ya has expressed his attitude, the rest depends on Zhao Yougong.

The men and women in the building held their breath, and a few girls kept staring, they felt that this turmoil had passed, although they were jealous of Master Li, but they also had to admit the status of Master Li. Zhao Yougong's face became darker and darker, and he finally said something, but everyone in the building was stunned.

"Master, you are very beautiful, but why does this son want to give you face?" Zhao Yougong grinned and sneered, and turned his head to show a trace of disdain at Master Li on the stage.

For a while, it was so quiet in the Deyue Tower that the needles could be heard, only Master Li's heavy wheezing sound was so clear. The teacher was angry, even if she was not favored by the official family, no one had spoken to her like this, there was a little disdain and arrogance in her eyes, as if she had become an ordinary ** woman.

There was a hint of sadness in the teacher's anger, her willow eyebrows were upside down, her pretty face was frosty, and when everyone thought she would leave a few words, she turned around slightly. Dragging the long skirt, the master slowly walked up the steps, the wooden steps made a faint thumping sound, and the blue embroidered shoes stepped down at once, as if stepping on her heart. It's ridiculous, why is she angry, Zhao Yougong is right, Israel entertains people, there are always people who are old and yellow, everyone understands, but only the dissolute Zhao Yougong dares to tell the truth, because he is stupid, because he is ignorant

used to despise Zhao Yougong, but now it has appeared, in this capital, only Zhao Yougong lives the most real

The teacher left quietly, but the people in the building were stupid and didn't react until now, Mother Li's peach blossom eyes were full of confusion, what happened to the teacher?

Gao Ya's heart blossomed, this Zhao Yougong is not only brainless, but also quite brainless, he actually dares to raise his eyebrows and glare at the teacher's girl, doesn't he know how powerful the pillow wind is? Oh, no, Zhao Yougong is so stupid, of course he doesn't know what pillow wind is.

The master left, Gao Yanei felt that his opportunity to make meritorious service had arrived, he closed the folding fan, and with a wave of his fat hand, the doglegs surrounded him, "Bold Zhao Yougong, you dare to treat the teacher girl like this!" ”

"What? If you want to fight, this son will accompany you to the end, boys, stand in the way, see who dares to rush up, just beat me, kill me."

"Hiss" Li's mother kept pumping the cold air, and she wanted to cry at this time, or the kind of real howling and crying. Gao Yanei and Zhao Yougong are also frequent visitors to Deyue Tower, and there are many girls who are familiar with each other, Mother Li glanced at the girls and motioned for them to go down to persuade them, but after a while, a girl came out. The woman had a delicate face and a tall figure, but there was always an indescribable sense of sorrow between her eyebrows.

Holding Zhao Yougong's arm, the beautiful woman whispered, "Son, don't make trouble, the slave family is afraid"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yougong actually sat on the chair again, he hugged the beautiful woman and patted the back of her hand gently, "Yurou, don't be afraid, this son scares that fat man, let's not fight, don't fight"

Speaking of which, Yurou is also a poor woman, she has excellent looks and a pleasant voice, she could not have lost to Master Li, but because she was older, Deyuelou chose to give up on her. **Women are always like this, everything is good when someone holds it, no one holds it, even if you are beautiful before, it is useless. Over the years, if it weren't for Zhao Yougong's frequent lingering in Yurou's room, maybe she would have been reduced to the point of laundry and cooking.

Shishi's words didn't work, but Yurou's words made Zhao Yougong sit down again, isn't this ** naked slap on Master Li's face? Zhao Yougong didn't know what to say when he was close to Yurou's ear, so Yurou covered her mouth and laughed, but the pair of beautiful eyes were a little red, and two crystal tears were in her eyes, which could fall at any time.

Gao Yanei touched his big fat face, and after making sure that he was not dreaming, he patted the table, glared at the mung bean eyes and roared, "Zhao scoundrel, you said stop it?" ”

Zhao Yougong wanted to calm things down, but Gao Yanei refused, but this turned Zhao Yougong's mind, he let Yurou stand next to him, stepped on the chair with one foot, and said with a grin, "Don't want to stop?" Tall and fat, so let's put on a show for everyone in the building? ”

"Crazy Zhao, what do you want to do?"

"Simple, let's go to the stage for a while, whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing, and in the end, either run naked, don't gnaw naked, just lie on the platform and learn to bark!"

Punching? Streaking? Undressing? Learn to bark a dog?

The spectators immediately screamed, this show is more energetic than a neon dance by the teacher and the girl. Zhao Yougong stood up straight, hugged Yurou with his right hand, and tilted his head to look at the roof.

Zhao Yougong is not afraid, what is he afraid of in Gao Yanei, besides, it is not certain who loses and who wins!

Half a cup of tea, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhao Yougong and Gao Yanei stood on the platform, the two of them rounded their arms and roared, their eyes breathed fire, as if they were going to burn each other.

"Rock-paper-scissors"

Gao Yanei laughed twice, and Zhao Yougong took off his clothes cheekily

"Rock-paper-scissors"

Gao Yanai lost, stripped and continued

So back and forth, in the end, Zhao Yougong smiled at the sky, but Gao Yanei's face was as pale as dirt, did he take off the last obscene pants? Or do you go to school on the platform and the dog barks?

In the end, under Zhao Yougong's squeeze, Gao Yanei gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and lay on the ground, his white and chubby fat looked so gratifying under the light.

"Woo Woo T

There was a burst of laughter in the building, and finally Gao Yanei got dressed indiscriminately, and when he left, he turned around and glared at Zhao Yougong.

"Zhao scoundrel, tomorrow Yuegongqiao will continue to gamble, whoever doesn't come is Wang Bayang!"

"I'm afraid of you, tall and fat, go well, don't send it"

I know that things won't end like this, what kind of bet does Gao Yanei have to make? Looking at the moonlight outside, Zhao Yougong beckoned to Yurou, what's the matter, there is wine today and drunk today, there are beauties on the side, and there is moonlight sultry, think too much, why bother?

The spring rain is delayed, but there is a spring breeze caressing the clear Bianliang River, the moonlight flows, this is not Jiangnan but it is better than Jiangnan

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