When Xiao Linghu woke up in the middle of the night, he suddenly found that there was still a person sleeping next to him, he was startled, and was about to turn on the light, when a familiar voice sounded in his ears: "Don't turn on the light, I'm not a ghost!" ”

"A plum?" Xiao Linghu immediately heard it. x updates are the fastest

"Yes, that's me!"

"Why are you on my a**?" Xiao Linghu sat up, it was hot in June, he was naked, wearing only one pants, and a bamboo mat was spread on it.

"I miss you!" Yizhimei responded casually, and at the same time stretched out a hand and touched Xiao Linghu's strong chest.

"Get your dirty hands away!" Xiao Linghu pushed his hand away, but still turned on the lamp on his head.

It's just that at this time, Yizhimei was naked all over, and her hair was also wet, as if she had just come out of the water.

Xiao Linghu couldn't help blushing, it was the first time he had seen another man so closely. He twisted his head to the ground, and when he saw his clothes again, he took off them on the ground, and they were also wet, and even his shoes were still muddy. He looked at the door again, it was fine, and it didn't look like it was destroyed, but there was a water stain leading from the door to the ** side, and it was obvious that a plum branch still came in through the gate.

He just lay straight on the other side of the **, barefoot, and didn't even wear pants. If this is a person with a different guts, he will wake up in the middle of the night, and he will definitely be scared half to death, and he thinks that a big ** has come in.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to insult me? "Yizhimei's mouth is still so annoying, and as soon as she opens her mouth, she is full of breath.

Xiao Linghu looked at this face, and suddenly felt that he was also very handsome, but there was an evil aura in his eyes, nose, and corners of his mouth, like a fox.

"I don't like men, who wants to insult you?" Xiao Linghu said angrily.

"But I want you to insult me, what should I do?" He blinked his eyes and made a pitiful, **human appearance.

Xiao Linghu's nose was almost crooked, in the army, there are indeed many men who do that kind of thing with men, but Xiao Linghu only feels disgusting.

"Don't be so cheap, okay?" Xiao Linghu warned him: "If you do this again, I will really throw you off the balcony!" Then, he moved his hand, and he was already holding down his hands and legs.

"Don't! Other! Other! Yizhimei hurriedly shouted: "Okay, I'm not joking with you!" He knew that he was no match for Xiao Linghu.

Xiao Linghu let go of him, and then asked again, "Why did you come to me?" ”

Yizhimei shrugged her shoulders and said helplessly: "I told you, I was brought here by a dog, do you believe it?" ”

"You Changkun?" Xiao Linghu immediately thought of the name.

"And his cousin-in-law!" Yizhimei said: "If I just deal with You Changkun, I won't be afraid of him at all." But his cousin-in-law, who was wooden-minded, was a stunned young man, but it was thanks to him that I was able to get out calmly. ”

"You were arrested by You Changkun again today?" Xiao Linghu was very interested, and hurriedly asked, "Quick, how did he catch you on the bait?" ”

Yizhimei glanced at him and said, "He fished me?" Hmph, don't look at who I am? I had known about his plot for a long time, and it was deliberately to amuse him. ”

"Let's see first!"

"Nothing good!" Yizhimei said: "He deliberately released the news to me that there was a ton of gold to be shipped to the mint this evening, so I stepped on it and saw through his trick at a glance." In order to tease him, I deliberately wrote a few words under his nose 'Yizhimei came here to swim', hehe, who knows, this guy turned out to be with a dog, just like that, I was chased by the dog from Shuiximen to Mochou Lake, jumped into the lake and swam over, only to get rid of the dog's tracking. However, if it weren't for Li Dong's guy who was afraid that something would happen to the dog and called the dog back, if the dog really jumped into the water with him, I would have suffered. Hehe, it's good, as soon as I went ashore, I found that I had arrived at your Xiao house. ”

The mint is inside the Shuixi Gate, and Mochou Lake is outside the Shuixi Gate, so it's no wonder that he ran into the Xiao Mansion. For Xiao Mansion, he is also familiar with the road.

Xiao Linghu got up and put on his slippers, went to the washroom and took a towel and handed it to him, and then took out his pants and vest from his wardrobe and threw them on the **: "Wipe your body clean, put your pants on, don't dangle in front of me with a bare ass!" ”

Yizhimei didn't feel ashamed, he wiped his head with a towel, and said jokingly: "Ling Hu, you really sleep to death, if I were a woman, I would definitely pick flowers and pick you!" ”

He is indeed a problem, Xiao Linghu also felt that his vigilance was too poor, and he was not able to wake up when he entered the door, if Yizhimei harbored evil intentions against him, he was afraid that he would die and he would not know how to die.

He secretly reminded himself in his heart to be careful in the future, but his face was still angry, and he scolded: "Have you finished wiping?" Get dressed and get out of here, as far as you want! ”

Yizhimei didn't care, he put on the pants thrown by Xiao Linghu, and finally wrapped up those places that shouldn't be exposed, but said with a dead face: "My brother, your brother, I'm tired all night, where do you have the strength to roll again?" Just let me lie down on your ** and close my eyes! Then, he lay down again where he was lying just now, and even closed his eyes, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

"No way!" Xiao Linghu insisted.

"If you don't let me sleep here, then I'll sleep in your sister's house!"

Xiao Linghu was stunned for a moment, although Xiao Lingshuang was not at home at this time, she was staying at school, but he didn't want this stinky thief to occupy his fiancée's **. He thought about it, but finally gave up on driving him away. Indeed, he must have been tired this night, running so far and swimming half of Mochou Lake, it is no wonder that he is not tired.

"Okay!" Xiao Linghu finally compromised, but he didn't forget to warn him: "I can tell you, be honest when you sleep, don't do anything with me, otherwise I will kick you to the bottom!" ”

Yizhimei didn't open her eyes for a moment, and said lazily: "I'm so tired that I'm a dead dog, even if you're a beautiful big girl and strip naked and let me do it, I'm not interested!" ”

"You can't spit ivory out of your mouth!" Xiao Linghu scolded, and lay back to the place where he had just slept, and the two of them were half of each other, and divided the big ** equally.

Xiao Linghu turned off the light, suddenly thought of something again, and said to him: "By the way, your broken box is in the drawer of my desk, and when you leave tomorrow, I want to take it, so that I don't always have to worry about it." ”

"Got it!" Yizhimei responded in a low voice, and after a while, he let out an even breathing sound, and he really fell asleep.

"Damn, he's really going to be able to sleep?" Xiao Linghu scolded, his eyelids lowered, and a strange thought suddenly popped into his mind, he was sleeping with five hundred oceans!

In a daze, Xiao Linghu also fell asleep, until he was woken up by the sound of Sister-in-law Liu knocking on the door and telling him to get up to eat, only to find that Yizhimei next to him had long since lost his whereabouts, he quickly got up and opened the drawer of the table, and the box was gone. Looking at the ground again, the puddle of clothes and shoes with water was gone, and if it weren't for the traces of water stains on the ground, the plum branch last night would have been like a dream, and it had never happened.

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