Chapter Twenty-Four: The Great Immortal of Half Paper
Yong'an Fang recently came out of a big immortal, the name is half a paper real person, it is said that it is the Taoist priest of Zhong Nanshan, recently is doing merit and accumulating incense, rented a shop in Yong'an Fang, the old Taoist priest is quite magical, what kind of spirit, if you want a son to never give birth to a daughter, if you want a daughter to never give birth to a son, say that you come to your aunt today, you will never be able to delay tomorrow, a stick of ancestral plaster can cure all diseases, especially for willow flower disease has a miraculous effect. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
However, this great immortal acts a little weirdly, only three times a day, and collects money to look at people, and does not take a penny from those who are pleasing to the eye, and if it is not pleasing to the eye, even if you are bankrupt, you can't ask for a word.
"Cheng Qian, this doesn't work, I always feel unreliable."
"Auntie, do you know what hunger marketing is, don't you know what celebrity effect is, the more this is the case, the more people believe it, and the more God it spreads, anyway, our craftsmanship is real, don't you want to get a house in Yong'an Fang, rest assured, as long as you follow what I said, within three years, let alone the house of Yong'an Fang, even Yong'an Fang can be bought."
Wang Zichu was wearing a black robe at this time, his hair was made white by not knowing what fuel was used, and the folds on his face could not be seen at all, Li Chengqian, who was looking at the water in front of him, asked with some suspicion,
After listening to Li Chengqian's words, the prince said with a smile in his eyes.
"Little thing, it's best not to lie to your aunt and grandmother, if you let me know that you are a little rabbit cub to entertain your aunt and grandmother, I will make you regret it."
"There's a guest here!" Yang Ting'er's voice came from outside the door, Li Chengqian quickly got up and detoured behind the door, Wang Zichu was also exhausted and sat down, watching the door being slowly pushed open.
"Asking for money and asking for directions, or curing the sick?" When the prince first heard Li Chengqian's words, he didn't wait for the guests to come, and opened his mouth to ask, his voice was not as graceful as just now, but full of vicissitudes of life.
Entering the door was a middle-aged scribe in his forties, the scribe was fat, with very deep bags under his eyes, and two dark circles under his eyes that looked like pandas, apparently hollowed out by wine.
"One doesn't ask for money, and the other doesn't ask for directions, just to see if this half-paper view of the half-paper real person is as divine as others say, and I see which little Taoist boy outside your door is good to make a price!"
Wang Zichu was just about to get up and kill this person, a cough came from behind him, Wang Zichu held back his anger and said outside: "Send off!" ”
"Haha, no one in this Yong'an Fang has said to me Zhu Tu to send off guests, I want to see who can send my guests."
The prince snorted coldly and said to the person who claimed to be Zhu Tu: "I will give you a hexagram for free, you will have a moonlight disaster before noon, if you kneel in front of my door for three days, maybe I can still save this disaster for you!" Slow down and don't send it~"
Zhu Tu looked at the closed door with a face on the ground, and threatened loudly with a sneer on his face.
"Half paper! You will regret it, if you don't send Xiaodao Tong to my Zhu Tu's house before noon, Ben Tu will let you know what cruelty is! ”
Zhu Tu has a cruel smile on his face, just like he usually kills pigs, although he is wearing a long shirt, this does not necessarily mean that he is a literati, he yearns for the freedom of literati and people's respect, but in his bones, he is still a butcher.
Yesterday, I fell in love with which little Taoist boy, what a good Luan Tong, fair skin, slender like a little girl, with a crisp voice, and tactful, if there is such a Luan Tong, even if you give away all the ones in your family.
"Hmph, what do you see, haven't you seen it!"
Wiping a handful of blood on his nose, Zhu Tu bared his teeth at the lively neighbors, damn, he is the brother-in-law of Shangshu of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, this dead Taoist priest does not give himself face, that is, he does not give Shangshu face, and if he does not give Shangshu face, he does not give face to Donggong, and he does not give face to Donggong, do you not want to live anymore, thinking so, Zhu Tu wiped the blood on his nose and turned away.
"Xiao Chong, I saw Chai Lingwu on the bridge, let's do things in a different place, there are a lot of people on the bridge."
Fang Yiai squatted in a corner, holding a stick in his hand, and looked at the eldest grandson Chong who was chewing grass roots in his mouth and asked.
The eldest grandson Chong was stunned when he heard this, stretched out his head to look at the bridge, and saw Chai Lingwu flattering the Cui family girl on the bridge.
"Then go to the bridge, don't let this kid see it, otherwise he will have a lot of trouble, do we have to talk to Cheng Qian, see him in the future and beat him, why is it always in the way."
Called Cheng Chumo to leave, but saw that something had changed over there.
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Zhu Butcher's home is in Liushui Lane, here I originally wanted to call the servants of the family to give half a paper a little color to see, but I didn't expect to meet a woman on the bridge, except for his own sister, he really has never seen such a beautiful person.
"Shout~ Which little lady is this, why haven't I seen it before."
Cui Xueying looked at the colorful middle-aged man in front of her and wanted to laugh, of course, she tried her best not to laugh, after all, a beautiful woman should be afraid of meeting a hooligan on the street, but for some reason, she just couldn't be afraid when she saw this hooligan covered in mud and blood.
Compared with Cui Xueying's overwhelmed, Chai Lingwu really smiled, the hero saves the beauty, what a good opportunity, the external side of the beauty is to show the fierce side of the man, wouldn't it be a pity if such an opportunity was missed.
Without saying a word, he stepped forward to protect Cui Xueying behind him.
"Where did you come from, if you are making noise, beware of the master abolishing you!"
Compared with the nervousness of the hero, the beauty showed some excitement, this matter was the first time she had encountered it, and the eldest lady of the Cui family, who had never known what the danger was, pulled Chai Lingwu s cuffs and said.
"Brother Chai, be careful."
Zhu Tu was stunned if he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, how could he go out and see a lot of people who didn't open their eyes, but looking at the seductive little lady, Zhu Tu smiled yinyin.
"The master is on the rise today, don't sweep away the master's interest, otherwise you will definitely beat your face full of peach blossoms."
Before Chai Lingwu could speak, I saw four or five teenagers rushing over with wooden sticks, and the person who came was the eldest grandson Chong and his party, and I saw Cheng Chumo, who was rushing to the front, shouting loudly, "Cousin Xue Ying, don't be afraid, we are here to save you!" Beat him to death! ”
There is a group of the most dangerous animals in Chang'an City, their danger is no less than that of the big insects in the mountains and forests, if you get provoked, it is best to pretend to be dead, otherwise they will shout that my father is Li Gang, my father is Sanjiang, and at the same time carry out inhumane destruction of you.
Of course, these dangerous animals generally do not appear in groups, let alone destroy your body and mind in groups, unless they have premeditated.
At this time, they were doing a cruel thing, Zhu Tu did not have the power to resist under the siege of everyone, and the passers-by who were not afraid of things on the side saw that Zhu Tu was angry and breathed less, and hurriedly spoke out to stop it, although Zhu Tu is not a thing, but after all, it is still a human life, isn't it?
"A few sons, this person will die if he fights, so don't get into a lawsuit for your life."
Cui Xueying also dragged her cousin, who beat people the hardest, to persuade her.
Xu is everyone's persuasion worked, everyone stopped destroying Zhu Tu, looking at the half-dead Zhu Tu, Chai Lingwu threw the stick in his hand, and spat at Zhu Tu and scolded.
"I don't open my eyes on the dog's day, remember it, my father was Chai Shao, the eldest son of the eldest princess, and I will seek revenge from the master if I have the ability."
"My father's eldest grandson Wuji"
"My Daddy Fang Xuanling"
"My dad Cheng bites gold"
"I, my father Li Shimin."
Hearing that there were still children from the Qin family, everyone looked sideways, and a seven-year-old boy held a branch that he didn't know where to pick up in one hand, and waved vigorously towards Zhu Tu.
The little boy's lips and teeth are very cute, although the weather is getting hotter, but it has not yet reached the point of sweating, at this time Li Ke's nose is sweating, and he is so excited that he dances.
"Hey, Xiao Ke, when did you come over?"
It may be the first time to use his father's name to pretend to be forced, and his eyes gradually become more excited, so refreshing, do you want to come twice.
However, looking at Zhu Tu, who was already embarrassed, Li Ke still gave up this tempting idea.
"I came to look for Xiao Chong, and when I passed by, I saw his servant visiting the door, so I came in to take a look, Brother Xiao Chong, is it okay to call me for such an interesting thing in the future."
Bullying people is addictive, this situation has been experienced by everyone, since Li Chengqian co-bullied Li Chengdao when he was six years old, they have fallen in love with this feeling.
"I have to ask your brother about this, we can't do it, but I guess your brother will definitely not agree."
"Oh" Li Ke's expression was a little lost, and he replied sullenly and didn't speak.
Chai Shao Que on the side was full of red light, and he looked at everyone and laughed.
"Brothers, you are all together today, I am the east today, and we have a supreme reservation."
"Brother Chai's brother is arrogant, since this is the case, then I'm welcome."
Compared with everyone's joy, Zhu Tu, who was lying on the ground at this time, wanted to cry without tears, and said that the eldest princess, Li Shimin, said that he couldn't afford to provoke Su Guogong Cheng to bite gold.
"Half paper immortal, half paper immortal, help, wow, it's going to die."
Ignoring the pain coming from his body, he cried and shouted as he walked towards the Taoist temple where the prince had been at the beginning.
At this time, Li Chengqian was holding his stomach and laughing, looking at Wang Zhong on the side and laughing and saying.
"Go to Chang'an County, haha, go and avenge that Zhu Tu, by the way, explain Zhu Tu's identity, Chang'an County is our own person, he knows what to do, haha, no, his stomach hurts so much, why is Zheng Shanguo such a strange brother-in-law."
Zheng Shanguo was very sad, if possible, he would like to find half a paper to see if he and Li Chengqian's eight characters are not quite compatible. Why all the bad luck happened to him.
Zhu Tu was still kneeling at the door at the moment, no matter how the bad people in the city visited, they didn't move, dead or alive was like seeing a half-paper fairy again, and after a while, Yang Ting'er opened the door and looked at Zhu Tu and said: "The master said, within three days, your family wealth will be scattered, but the master has the virtue of a good life, leaving you a life,!" ”
At this point, the half-paper god became famous, and Li Chengqian's plan opened the tip of the iceberg.