In an ordinary small teahouse in Guangling County, Xuzhou, an old man with gray hair and a coarse cloth shirt walked to the front of the set up stage and said to everyone:

"Fellow villagers, the little old man Liu Laosan, wandering for half a life, a few days ago I learned some storytelling tricks with Mr. Wu of the Natural Teahouse, just to make everyone laugh, here to offer ugliness, everyone has money to hold a money field, no money to hold a personal field......"

Liu Laosan patted the waking wood and began to recite the final poem:

"Storytelling, singing, and persuading people, the three avenues go to the center. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoGood and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life. ”

These four sentences of the poem were recited, and they were extremely numb, and then he paused and deliberately left them blank.

This blank space is to cheer for the spectators below, usually there are always a few people in twos and threes, but today the birds are silent, and the atmosphere is a little embarrassing.

At this moment, a strong man with a big shoulder and a round waist slammed his teacup on the table and asked:

"Liu Laosan, what did you say today?"

If others ask, Liu Laosan doesn't take care of others, but this master is a local tyrant, so he can only reply honestly:

"Back to the second master, what I want to talk about today is - Shiro visits his mother."

The strong man slammed the table and said angrily:

"Bastard, how can this be justified? Grandpa, I've been here a total of three times this month, and the three times you've been talking about Shiro's visit to his mother, are you sincerely playing tricks on me? ”

Liu Laosan hurriedly shouted: "Wronged, second master, the little old man is very stupid, more than 100 times of "Yang Jiajiang", it took a lot of effort to memorize it 36 times, it is really ...... I will only say these few, you just borrow ten guts from me, and I don't dare to play you! ”

The strong man still didn't give up: "Bastard! It's just a few paragraphs, and you're talking about a fart! It's annoying! Today, why don't you hurry up and change it to another one for me, grandpa, I'll smash your bird's beak! ”

Alas, I met this guy before I started, and even if I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, Liu Laosan dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, but he was old and refined, and he was still a person with flexible brains and vision, so he laughed and said:

"The second master...... What would you like to hear? ”

The strong man spoke like thunder: "What did I hear about recently...... Call that...... Zhang Fan's, a lot of people have been telling him stories recently, you tell me a paragraph. ”

"Okay! Let's talk about what this sail has done recently......"

Liu Laosan wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, so dangerous! Fortunately, Mr. Wu, who accepted him as an apprentice, specially recalled all the apprentices the day before yesterday, and specially asked them to memorize a new joke - the Battle of the Black Yijiang River. Isn't this just memorized and will come in handy today?

Liu Laosan slapped the waking wood and re-read the poem:

"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes. Success or failure turns empty, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. ”

"Good~"

This time, for the sake of changing the new joke, there were finally three or three people applauding.

Liu Laosan said according to the memorized words:

"As the old saying goes, tigers and leopards are hidden in the deep mountains, and in the 100,000 mountains of Jiangdong, there is a hero. He has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, his appearance is wonderful, his ape arm is good at shooting, and he is born with divine power. This person's surname is Zu, and his single name is a Lang character. ”

"How's this life going? Zulang leopard head

Ring eyes, the face is like iron, translucent in black, translucent in bright. Under the chin, Zarizasha has a black steel hair, like a steel needle, just like an iron wire. Wearing an iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, Zhu Ying is sprinkled, the eight treasures are embedded with the umbrella cover, and the corolla is long. Wearing a chain of large-leaf chain armor, lined with soap robes. Pedal the tiger's head combat boots, step off the horse, thousands of miles of smoke and cloud beasts, and make the three-edged armor wolf tooth lance. ”

"In the past few years, the mountains inside Shanyue are lined with mountains and are divided, and the various tribes are constantly fighting and fighting...... Zu Lang, who was only sixteen years old, decided to change this situation, he inherited the position of clan commander from his father, led 800 people, and attacked all along the way, invincible, and conquered the village. Thirty-seven cottages were reduced to ashes in one day. It took eight years to dominate tens of thousands of tribes in Shanyue, and he was privately called the King of Nanyue.

"He himself is not only strong in martial arts, but also has 40,000 Xiaorui under his command, all of whom are the reincarnations of the Demon King, and they all know their good skills. At this time, in the six counties of Jiangdong, whether it is the official army or the wealthy family, there is no one who can compete with Zulang. ”

"Zu Lang is rampant in the Jiangdong area, making a fortune, in the fish and meat township, she poisons the world. As the saying goes, there are people who shovel when the road is uneven, and someone who takes care of things that are uneven. Zu Lang is so arrogant and lawless, naturally led to a hero to save the people of Jiangdong from fire and water, who is this hero? ”

"Yes, this hero is none other than the young hero we are all very familiar with - Zhang Fan and Zhang Renfu, the general of the Han Dynasty Ping Yue Zhonglang, Zhang Fan was filled with righteous indignation after hearing about Zu Lang's various evil deeds, and decided to officially send troops to exterminate this fang."

However, Zhang Fan only had a total of 6,000 soldiers, while Zu Lang had an army of 40,000. When Zu Lang galloped through Jiangdong, Zhang Fan was just a little doll playing with mud. ”

Everyone advised Zhang Fan not to hit the stone with an egg and bring about his own destruction. Zhang Fan fearlessly left on the wall, 'Broken cauldron and sinking boat, one hundred and two Qin Passes belong to Chu after all; Lying on the salary to taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu. After such a sentence, he resolutely set out with six thousand military horses......"

……

"In the battle of the Heiyi River, Zhang Fan wore a Tai Sui helmet on his head, wore a heavenly king armor, hung a Xuanwu sword on his waist, stepped on cloud shoes, held a painting pole Fang Tianhalberd, and drove a cloud dragon horse under his crotch, seven in and seven out of tens of thousands of troops, captured Nanyue Wang Zulang alive, personally killed 14 enemy generals, soldiers did not count, twice near death, bloody battle, and led his soldiers to destroy 18,000 people in Shanyue."

"And four generals on their own side have died one after another, the battle situation is so tragic and the battle situation is so tragic that the wind and clouds have changed! The earth trembled! After this battle, Shanyue children stopped crying at night when they heard Zhang Fan's name. Because Zhang Fan likes to wear white clothes, there is a folk song on the riverside of the black clothes - the famous teacher and general Mo Zijiao, thousands of troops avoid white robes. ”

"Good!"

"That's great! Zhang Fan is amazing! ”

"I'm sweating when I hear it, it's so good!"

……

The applause below rang out like a tidal wave, deafening.

In fact, this paragraph should have been divided into three scenes, but every time Liu Laosan was about to read out "Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition", the strong man stared at him with a fierce look, and the expression on his face seemed to say:

You old boy dare not finish talking today, believe it or not, I will beat you to death with a big ear scraper!

Because of this, this section is completely unsegmented, Liu Laosan finished talking about the amount of three days in one breath, and from noon to the beginning of the Chinese lanterns, his voice was almost dumb.

After bowing and curtain calling, Liu Laosan did not forget the most important part of the day - holding a tray to ask for a reward.

Today's guests are extraordinarily generous, almost everyone is more generous, and this day is the sum of half a month.

Liu Laosan, whose throat was on fire just now, instantly stopped having a sore waist, his legs didn't hurt anymore, and his old face smiled like an orange peel, and he bowed frequently and thanked him:

"Thank you...... Thank you for ......"

The strong man also felt out the half-drawbridge and threw it on the plate, patted him on the shoulder and said:

"That's right! In the future, whoever dares to bully you in this area, you will report the name of the second master, and I will cover you! ”

Liu Laosan was flattered and thanked again and again:

"Thank you, Second Master...... Thank you......" (To be continued.) )