Chapter 17: Who Drinks Faster (1)
Kong Hesi smiled and said, "Uncle Shi is right this time. Feng Zhengxie collected the rune technique only to find that Senior Brother Duan's physical strength was still some left, but the life crystal was not lightly injured, and he also admired Senior Brother Duan's courage. Senior Brother Duan said: "Since the first game was a lucky draw, how about we compare the next game." Feng Zheng said: "No need to compare, the so-called don't fight and don't know each other, you and I still use the same rune technique, you want to save this chick so risking your life, why don't I just cut my love and send this chick to you as a bride, you can now worship the church and marry into the cave room!" ’”
"Shameless!" The Haiyun Palace Lord scolded.
Weng Zishi also shouted: "So that's the case! This demon Dao has already given you to that kid, no wonder when I was fighting with that demon Dao, where did Duan Yunhan drink happy wine to celebrate and didn't help me! ”
Kong Hesi was a little anxious when he heard this, and tears came out of his eyes and said, "It's not like this! That's not true! Master, uncles, Senior Brother Duan said that he already has a sweetheart and will not marry me......"
Hearing this, Xiao Xiangxiang's heart set off a burst of warmth, but he immediately turned into a state of pain, because he had heard Kong Hesi say that the senior brother had been shattered by Wan Qi Leopard, and he was afraid that he had been dead for a long time, and now he didn't know where the corpse capital was.
Kong Hesi paused for a moment and continued: "Senior Brother Duan said that it was entirely because the Five Elements War Alliance shared the same hatred and humiliation, so he just wanted me to return to the master intact, and there was nothing else. ”
The master of Haiyun Palace said: "In this way, Duan Yunhan is still a righteous gentleman. ”
Kong Hesi didn't expect the master to say this, his face was full of surprise, and he said, "Senior Brother Duan is naturally a righteous gentleman. He didn't know me, but he tried his best to save me. ”
Wan Qisheng sneered coldly on the side: "That's a good thing! If you are a man, or if you are ugly, do you think he will save you? The implication is that Duan Yunhan saves people just for beauty.
Kong Hesi was simple-minded, and he didn't understand Wan Qisheng's sarcasm, and he was angry that his son smashed Duan Yunhan's life crystal, so he simply ignored Wan Qisheng and continued: "That Feng is righteous and evil: 'Don't give your Uncle Feng these great truths of hatred and humiliation, if you want to marry this chick, my brother will give you a face, if you move out of the Five Elements War Alliance, Uncle really won't give them face. ’”
Hearing this, the people of the Five Elements War Alliance in the hall were secretly scolding Feng Zheng and Evil for being too arrogant, but they didn't interrupt Kong Hesi and let her continue.
Kong Hesi said: "Senior Brother Duan said, 'I know, if you are the one who gives face to the Five Elements Battle Alliance, you will not capture the little apprentice of the Xuanwu Society. Feng Zhengxiao smiled and said, "It's good to know." Senior Brother Duan said: "I understand Brother Tai's promotion and kindness, I really already have her in my heart, I just want to save people now, and I also ask Brother Tai to raise his noble hand and let her go." Feng Zhengxiao shook his head and said, "No, if you don't marry me, you will keep it for yourself, wouldn't it be a pity to let such a beauty go?" Senior Brother Duan said: "In that case, let's still try three games according to what we said before, how about the winner?" Feng Zheng said: "Okay, the first game is a tie, but you are already injured, and I will take advantage of you if you continue to compare." ’”
Everyone secretly thought that the wind is good and evil, and it is a cat crying mouse fake compassion!
Kong Hesi said: "Senior Brother Duan said: 'The next game is not better than runes, but more than drinking. The wind smiled and said, 'You want to get me drunk and take this chick away, don't you?' I might as well tell you that this little wine is all for you, and Uncle Feng is not enough to drink. Senior Brother Duan coughed twice and said, "I know you drink a lot, but you must not be able to drink me, do you know how much I drink?" The wind asked, 'How much?' Senior Brother Duan didn't speak, only stretched out a finger to make a gesture of where to go, so that Feng Feng could guess what was right and evil. Saying this, Kong Hesi also stretched out the index finger of his right hand.
Brother Ouyang guessed: "One liter? ”
Kong Hesi shook his head or stretched out his index finger to shake it from side to side, meaning that you guessed wrong, and then said while gesturing: "Feng is good and evil guess: 'Yidou? That's ten liters, Senior Brother Duan shook his head. The wind and evil expanded tenfold and guessed: 'One stone? Senior Brother Duan shook his head again, shaking his index finger from side to side. Feng Zheng and evil guessed again: 'A car? Senior Brother Duan was still shaking his head, shaking his index finger from side to side. ”
Everyone guessed that Senior Brother Duan must have something to say, and they didn't interrupt Kong Hesi.
Kong Hesi said: "Feng Zhengxi didn't guess at this time, and he said: 'You are teasing me, don't talk about drinking a cart of wine, even if it is a bath.'" Senior Brother Duan said, "I drink all the time. They both burst out laughing as if they were friends and hadn't fought before. I think it's weird. ”
The Haiyun Palace Lord closed his eyes and shook his head and said, "Alas...... This Duan Yunhan still has the heart to tell jokes at this time. ”
Kong Hesi reacted with a sudden realization and said: "It turns out that Senior Brother Duan is telling a joke, no wonder both of them laughed, but it's a pity that I didn't understand, otherwise we would have laughed together." ”
At this time, there were people in the hall who wanted to laugh, but they were afraid that the Haiyun Palace Lord would hear about it and immediately covered their mouths.
Kong Hesi continued: "Senior Brother Duan said again: "The amount of wine naturally cannot be compared, because this little wine is too small, and we will drink faster than anyone else. ’”
"What's the comparison?" Brother Ouyang asked.
Kong Hesi said: "Senior Brother Duan said: 'I have more than 20 catties of good wine in this jar, and I originally wanted to take it to Brilliant Ridge to give gifts, but now I can't take care of so much, let's drink it first. The wind asked, 'How do you drink it?' Senior Brother Duan said, "Let's first summon two hundred bowls with rune arts, pour one bowl into each bowl, and then each person can only drink one bowl at a time, and no rune magic is allowed to interfere with the opponent, whoever drinks a hundred bowls first wins." ’”
Brother Ouyang said: "One person drinks a hundred bowls, and it depends on who drinks it fast." It seems that this virtuous nephew really wants to drink down the good and evil, and the good and evil dare to fight? ”
Kong Hesi said: "At the beginning, I didn't say whether the wind was better or worse, but I picked up the wine jar and smelled it, and said: 'Be generous, and worry is unforgettable; How to solve the problem? Only Du Kang. Sure enough, it was Du Kang wine, and it smelled like it had been brewed for more than ten years. Senior Brother Duan said, "Of course this is good wine." Feng Zhengxiao took the wine jar and laughed and said: "If you are an ordinary person, let alone drinking, even if you hear you say that you want to drink ten catties, I am afraid that you will not dare to accept it." But you just met me, in fact, the people on the rivers and lakes have misunderstandings about my good and evil, I use the way of collecting yin and supplementing yang to practice runes, everyone thinks I am a pervert, in fact, I am an old drunkard. ’”
"Shameless!" The Haiyun Palace Master scolded in a low voice again.
Kong Hesi said: "Feng Zheng and Evil stretched out two fingers on the internal force crystal, and sure enough, he used rune magic to conjure up a hundred bowls. Senior Brother Duan smiled and said, "It seems that I have met my opponent," and then took out a folding fan yellow folding fan from his sleeve, and then used the folding fan to knock on the internal force crystal, and there were a hundred more bowls on the ground. ’”