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Zhang San looked at him in surprise, this guy is a colt, such a pair can also be right, not afraid of the prince to make you, Zhang San was looking at Duanwang, I saw him taste it first, his eyes lit up and said: "Yes, good." ”

Zhang San was almost blown away, what kind of taste is this, and your colt is such a pair of pairs, you actually praise it? Zhang San felt that the world was really too chaotic, and there were so many people present, but none of them felt that there was anything wrong with a colt saying this.

Zhang San was still entangled, Wang Juma began to come up with the question, Wang Juma groaned for a while and said: "Since the prince has come up with a word splitting pair, then I will also come to a response, everyone listen, silkworms are insects in the world." ”

This simple Zhang San thought that it was better to be an immortal in front of the mountain, but it was a pity that Wang Yuma did not look for himself, but arched his hand and said: "This time I invite Mr. Wu to come to the right." ”

An old man stroked his beard at the table and said: "This pair seems simple but it is not bad, the silkworm word is a worm word in the world, and it is a worm that everyone in the world needs, I have a student who is the best at pairing, it is better to let my student Jia Cong come, right." The old man obviously wanted to give his students a chance to perform, and everyone looked at his hand and saw a handsome boy flash out of the crowd.

Zhang Sanyi looked at it, I rely on this turtle grandson again, his name is beetle, and he is indeed a shit shell. Big Winter with a folding fan in his hand, silly fork! Zhang San doesn't want to cause trouble, people want to show that it's not about Zhang San.

The talented man Jia Cong stepped forward and bowed his hand first, then walked a few steps with a fan in one hand and said: "The question of the horse is that the silkworm is the insect of the world, and Xiaosheng is a bird by the river." ”

Although this pair is said to be right, but the artistic conception is much worse, but since it is drinking and entertainment, everyone will not pursue these too much, so Jia Cong said after the pair: "The villain has a couplet: draw a lotus monk painting." Please this Zhang Sanzhang genius, right. ”

Zhang San secretly thought in his heart that a bastard was really uneasy and kind, and he bit himself when he came up, but the pair was out, and he couldn't admit to drinking the bar, but the pair obviously read the same meaning before and after, and it was obviously not a temporary reminder. How could he have been ready to embarrass himself in the pair?

Zhang San looked at the crowd on the field and remembered that this conference was fashionable, and there were many participants, so he naturally had to prepare a killer feature. Zhang San carefully tasted this pair, thought about it carefully, and really knew it, so he got up and arched his hand at the moment: "Xie beetle is a pair, Jia Caizi is a lotus monk on the couplet, and I am on the book of Hanti Hanlin." ”

As soon as everyone heard it, they nodded in unison, looking at Zhang San's eyes with a hint of appreciation, after all, this pair was not easy to come out of when they heard it, and everyone admired Zhang San's urgency.

Zhang San saw that he was confused, and he was relaxed at the moment, in order to be afraid that this beetle would embarrass himself again, Zhang San decided to come up with a more difficult one, but there are too many names, so that one should not seem abrupt? Looking at the lotus flowers in the pond, Zhang San said: "I have lotus stems and lotus lotus moss." Please take the beetle to the right one. ”

Jia Cong didn't expect that the pair he was preparing would come out so easily, and he was stunned for a while, and when he saw Zhang San's pair, he didn't hear it clearly, so he was stunned for a moment and asked, "Ah? What did you say? ”

Zhang San rolled his eyes and said, "Beetle genius, you can listen well, my upper link is lotus root lotus lotus moss." Please answer correctly. ”

Jia Cong listened to it and thought about it for a while, and the sweat climbed on his forehead, the seven words of this upper link are all cursive characters, this is troublesome, and there is no good pair after a few turns, the more anxious this is, the more there is nothing in his mind.

At this time, a person next to Jia Cong leaned into his ear and muttered, Jia Cong was overjoyed and said, "Haha, there is!" Your upper link is lotus stem lotus lotus lotus moss, and my lower link is fragrant to hibiscus peony stamen. ”

Everyone looked at his face and was speechless for a while, you should be blind to everyone, but since it is right, then you can't say that he is wrong. Jia Cong was secretly relieved when he saw that he was on the same page.

Jia Cong saw that Zhang San was indeed in a hurry, and if he came out of a simple way, he would definitely be targeted, so he was embarrassed and said: "I will make a Shanglian smoke swallow eye along the eaves of the eaves." ”

As soon as Jia Cong came out, the people around him exploded, not how clever this pair is, but that this pair of Jia Cong is known to women and children absolutely, is this Jia Cong shameless to do this?

Everyone looked at Zhang San's side, waiting to see Zhang San get angry and scold.

Zhang San looked at Jia Cong and sneered, you turtle grandson thought it was difficult for me, if you said an ordinary pair, I might think about it for a while, but you have been using the eternal absolute trick on me, you just wait to die.

Zhang San sneered and said: "The beetle is really talented, so he can definitely think of it, admire and admire." ”

Jia Cong is also difficult to ride a tiger, but since he said it, Jia Caizi had no choice but to stiffen his head and say, "What? I'm sorry, as long as you admit defeat, I'll drink it for you. ”

Zhang San said: "No need, I have a lower link just to the top, and my lower link is foggy and foggy." ”

Jia Cong took a few steps back in shock when he heard Xialian, who is this Zhang San? Can this be right? It's not a coincidence that I was prepared.

After Zhang San finished the next sentence, he said casually: "Then I will come out of a Shanglian door to a thousand bamboos." ”

Jia Cong listened to such a simple uplink, and his heart was relieved, it seems that he is really prepared, and it happened again, why is there no guy in his stomach now. At the moment, he smiled calmly and said: "Your Shanglian door is a thousand bamboos, and I have a collection of thousands of books in the Xialian family, I don't know if it can be considered neat?" ”

Zhang San nodded in acknowledgment after hearing this, and Jia Congyin smiled: "In this case, you listen to me Shanglian, how fortunate is the bull head Jiaojiao." ”

Zhang San squinted at him, this turtle grandson is still energetic, you dare to scold me for being a bull head, and then Zhang San sneered at each other: "When will the dog's mouth come out of ivory." ”

Jia Cong said angrily when he heard this: "You! ……”

Zhang San glanced at him and said, "Beetle boy, I'm right, it's neat." There is a way to come and not be rude, and the beetle boy listens to my connection, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. ”

As soon as Jia Cong heard that such a simple pair of Zhang San was really poor, he didn't think about it at the moment, so he continued: "Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty." "After that, I found out how to lose my shame? Shouldn't it be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and shame?

The people on the side didn't react at the beginning after listening to it, and they had their brains to tell each other, and suddenly everyone in the audience laughed, Jia Cong is not a stupid person, and after thinking for a while, he understood that he was scolding himself for being shameless! Hearing the laughter around him, his face was even more angry.

At that moment, Jia Cong said coldly: "Since I have a lower link, then it is time for me to make a question, please take care of my upper link." ”

Jia Cong didn't care about his face, and scolded his upper couplet as soon as he opened his mouth: "Rice and sorghum, wheat millet, many mongrels , I don't know who is Mr.?" ”