Chapter 32: I Just Want to Take a Bath
After Songzi came in, he reported to Yu Fan about the problems he encountered when sending the White Lotus out, but he skipped the part where Yu Fan's emperor token did not play its due role, and only said that the palace gate guards were not allowed to leave the palace at the beginning, and later met the patrol guard Yang Commander before obediently letting him go. After all, he knew that the emperor also wanted to save face, and when he said such a humiliating thing, the emperor's face was disgraceful, and he was embarrassed!
"Huh? Patrol guard Yang Commander? Could it be that he is the person of the former Emperor Jiaqing? That's why he helped me, but he didn't know that Pine Nut and White Lotus were my people? Yu Fan was a little puzzled, and he didn't think about He Shen.
"Your Majesty, this Yang Commander is a person who was single-handedly promoted by Wu Xinglan, and I don't know why he suddenly helped to break the siege," Songzi said.
"Huh? Wu Xinglan, the people of Heshen? Ay? , Could it be that guy Heshen is courting me? But that's under the premise that he thinks the White Lotus is my personal favorite, and now he has been fooled by me to succeed, thinking that the White Lotus is also a royal blood and is the daughter of Xia Yuhe, according to his historical character, if his people see the White Lotus out of the palace, he may not be able to rob people openly in the palace gate, but he will definitely send someone to follow him after leaving the palace, and the situation of the White Lotus seems to be a little bad! No wonder my left eyelid keeps jumping, and it seems that it is not unreasonable for my left eye to jump disaster! "Matsuko, you know I have... Do you know how to draw? Yu Fan originally wanted to ask Songzi how many wives Emperor Jiaqing has, but after thinking about it, he couldn't even know how many wives he had! So I turned to asking if Matsuko could paint. "Your Majesty, the little ones know a little bit about it" "Well, the heir has been bothered about one thing recently, that is, the heir's concubines want me to help them paint their portraits, and the heir doesn't have this time, so you can help me and draw them out with your imagination" "Your Majesty, the little ones don't dare! The little one is afraid that he will offend His Majesty's concubines if he doesn't paint well! "Well, that's an order, Matsuko, you're a believer! Don't let your heir trust in you! "Wow! The little one understands! “
"Matsuko, is there anyone around you who can be trusted?!" Yu Fan then asked.
"Back to Your Majesty, Guan Xiaoer, the inner guard, is a sworn brother of the little one, Guan Xiaoer is a peasant from the countryside, honest and honest, and he never goes along with those guards who secretly make small moves and accept bribes, so the little one thinks he can be trusted!"
"Well, then you tell him to do things for the heir in the future, tell him about the White Lotus, and ask him to inquire about the news of the White Lotus after he leaves the palace, and, Songzi, I need more than just you and Guan Xiaoer now, I need you to secretly establish an underground organization in the capital in the short term, which is used to collect intelligence, track the enemy, and perform various tasks, can you do it!"
When Songzi heard it, it means that he is really hopeful! Become the emperor's henchman!
"Matsuko understands! The small one must be smeared with liver and brain, and live up to His Majesty's trust! ”
"Well, Songzi, you don't have to call yourself small in the future, this looks very raw, what I need is a heart-to-heart subordinate, you know, heart-to-heart, you just don't have to care about a lot of etiquette!" "The little ones don't dare, how can the little ones be..."
"Hey, don't you listen to the heir's words, can the heir still believe that you let you be the heir's henchman!" Yu Fan pretended to be furious.
"The little one... Matsuko doesn't dare, Matsuko thanks His Majesty for his trust and love, Matsuko is a person who can't speak, in short, no matter what His Majesty does in the future, Matsuko swears to follow! ”
"Well, you go down, remember to ask Guan Xiaoer to inquire about the news of the White Lotus, I always have some ominous premonitions!"
Hearing Yu Fan's worries, Songzi also thought of the approachable and feminine woman of the White Lotus, and she was also worried about her, so she didn't say a word and told Yu Fan to quit.
"Take a shower! Ever since I came to this place, I haven't even taken a shower! After being tossed all night by the White Lotus last night, it's time to take a shower! I'm looking forward to the big barrel bath! After Songzi left, Yu Fan shook his head and said.
"Someone's coming"
"Your Majesty, what do you command", it was the palace maid who came in to welcome the spring.
"I'm going to bathe and change clothes, you go and prepare hot water!" Yu Fan said.
Yingchun blushed, because usually the eunuchs are responsible for the bathing of Emperor Jiaqing, why did he call her today! Could it be that Your Majesty has some intentions?! As the palace maid of Yuqing Palace, who doesn't want to be favored by the emperor one day, this is a great opportunity to fly on the branches and become a phoenix!
"What's wrong, is there a problem?! Why is your face so red and sick? Yu Fan saw that Yingchun was a little embarrassed, and asked a little strangely.
"No... No, Your Majesty, the slave is going to prepare for you! After Yingchun finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave, but he didn't expect Niu Colu to walk in at this time, and he just happened to hear the conversation between Yu Fan and Yingchun! knew that Yingchun was actually going to help the emperor prepare hot water! I was a little angry! Is there any reason for this? I have to spend five hours a day to dress up and dress up in order to occasionally win the emperor's favor, and now this palace maid has to be beautiful in the spring, and she has no figure, and she usually has rules, why did she suddenly step on shit today!
, Niu Co Lu thought to himself, no! She must not let the palace maid climb on her head, she wants to show her power as a side blessing, smash the conspiracy of Yingchun, and make an example of the chickens and monkeys!
Yingchun saw that Niu Colu's eyes didn't seem to be right, and she changed several times, and she was a little scared in her heart, she felt that this Niu Co Lu's might have heard the conversation just now! She knows that although this Niu Cobalt Lu clan is kind on the surface, it is insidious and vicious in his heart, and he belongs to the kind of person who praises you in person and kills you behind your back!
"Slave · · Slave · · Maid to meet the side Fujin! ”
Originally, Niu Co Lu decided to find an opportunity to settle accounts after the autumn as Yingchun thought, but the more she looked at Yingchun, the more wrong it became, and the more she looked at it, the stronger the vinegar became! thought that today the emperor actually asked her to massage her stinky feet, and now she asked Yingchun to boil hot water and prepare for a bath! A fire rushed up from the belly! Raising your hand towards Yingchun is a slap in the face!
"Smack!"
"Bold slave! Dare to take advantage of His Majesty's bathing to seduce His Majesty! What the hell is the intention! This palace doesn't cure you, and you still go to heaven! Come on, drag her down to play eighty boards and then hand her over to the Internal Affairs Office to deal with! Let the Ministry of Internal Affairs kick her out of the palace! Also, don't pay her this month's salary! “
"Smack!" “**!” "your grandma!" "!"
After Yu Fan saw Niu Colu come in, he somehow slapped Yingchun! I had to beat people to death before sending them to the Internal Affairs Office, and I was so poisonous that I even wanted to swallow the hard-earned money for the Spring Festival! Born righteous and awe-inspiring, Yu Fan, who is not used to seeing the weak being bullied, and likes to see injustices and draw a knife to help, immediately slapped the table, and the standard foul words of the 21st century in his mouth were unconsciously spit out!
"What the hell are you doing?! I just want to take a shower, what are you beating people for! The brain is rusty, isn't it? If you are sick, go take medicine! "Yu Fan's first anger when he came to the Qing Dynasty was provoked by the Niu Colu clan!
"Your Majesty... Majesty... Your Majesty?! You... You·· Are you talking about me?! When Niu Colu saw Yu Fan staring at the table without knowing what nerves he had, he didn't expect that he was scolding for the Spring Festival, but he only knew why the emperor was angry, so he had to tremble and ask to understand!
"Holy! Who hit someone just now?! Didn't you say that I still said myself, you are a pig! Yu Fan was about to be angry by Niu Co Lu's family!
"Huh?! Minister··· Minister··· Concubines··· The concubine is for Your Majesty's goodness! Your Majesty, why did you do this to your concubines! The concubine is not alive, and it is not interesting to live! Woo woo woo · · · ", Niu Co Lu felt that his brain was not enough, and he thought to himself which tendon of this emperor was on the wrong line, and he actually treated himself like this in front of the palace maid behind him! Do you want to be face-saving in the future! pretended to be like a turtle grandson in front of Qianlong and He Shen, but in Yuqing Palace, he was angry with himself and took the palace maid to vent his desires! It's so hateful! Filled with grief and anger for a while, he took out the handkerchief on his waist and cried miserably!
"For my good?! I'm #@%¥%! Yu Fan was speechless at this time!
The palace maid behind Niu Co Lu saw that the emperor actually lost his temper with Fu Jin in order to welcome the spring! All of them are secretly refreshed! It's rare in the world! It is guessed that the emperor is really going to pamper the spring, and the spring is the rhythm of flying to the sky and becoming a phoenix in one step! In this way, Yingchun's work in charge of the study is to let her get close to the water and get the moon first! Thinking of this, the two palace maids began to think about how to put the work of passing the word in front of the study door on their heads, because the situation in front of them indicated that the position of Yingchun was about to be vacated!
Seeing that Yu Fan was choked by his own crying and didn't speak, Niu Colu thought that the emperor in front of him knew that he had nothing to say about messing with the palace maid, so he straightened his chest and strengthened himself! Said to Yu Fan: "Your Majesty! The concubine is really thinking about you, Your Majesty! You are the identity of the Son of Heaven, and such a lowly palace maid as Yingchun dared to openly seduce Your Majesty, and spread it out, Your Majesty, you would have been... In short, Yingchun's actions are really a great crime, I hope Your Majesty will deal with it impartially and give the concubine justice! ”
Niu Colu originally wanted to say that Yu Fan didn't have a good reputation in the first place, and if someone said that he was messing with the palace maid, then the emperor wouldn't have to do it!
"Damn, it's not over, believe it or not, I'm going to click you! Ay?! No, no, no, I'm Emperor Jiaqing now, I can't be emotional, if this matter spreads, saying that I scolded my side Fujin for a palace maid, then maybe someone will laugh to death! Then do I really want to punish the innocent Yingchun, the reason why she was beaten by Niu Colu is because of me! No, hey! What a special button cobalt! It's going to be a hassle! "Yu Fan now wants to kick Niu Co Lu Clan away, out of sight is clean!
However, things always have to be resolved, Yu Fan's eyes were dripping, and when he saw Niu Colu's eyes staring at his resentful eyes, he had an idea in his heart!
"Oh, concubine, look at you, oops, you misunderstood!" , Yu Fan squeezed his eyes desperately, grinned and showed eight teeth, and walked over to Niu Co Lu's with a smile, walked to Niu Co Lu's side and hugged her horizontally!
"Uhhhh Your Majesty, you... You·· What are you doing? Someone is watching! "Niu Co Lu never thought that Yu Fan would actually pick her up in front of the palace maid, this is so surprising Youmu You!
"Ai Concubine, the reason why the heir ordered Yingchun to prepare hot water is because of you! So Yingchun was wronged by you just now! Do you think this is a misunderstanding? After Yu Fan finished speaking, he also pinched the buttocks of the Button Cobalt Lu clan with his hand! I added some ingredients to the ** soup that Niu Co Lu Shi applied!
"Ahh Your Majesty!! You·· You're too bad" Niu Co Lu felt the softness of his buttocks, and he was coquettish for a while, and said in Yu Fan's ear.
"Go out first! Don't tell anyone about today's events, and if I find out that there is a rumor of this in the palace, you don't want to see the sun tomorrow! Yu Fan said to the palace maids.
"Wow!" The palace maids turned around and walked out of the study, including Yingchun, whose eyes were full of tears.
"Forget it, I'll talk to Yingchun in the future and untie her knot!" Yu Fan thought to himself.
"Your Majesty, you... What do you want to do?! After speaking, he blew on Yu Fan's face!
"I don't really want to do anything! It's you, you look like you want to eat me, what do you want to do?! "Yu Fan is bitter!
"Ai Concubine, I want to tell you, what the heir just now meant when he asked Yingchun to prepare hot water was not really to ask her to prepare hot water, but to imply that Yingchun came to you to take a bath with him!" Yu Fan threw Niu Colu a look you know what I want to do and said.
"Huh? Bathing? The concubine doesn't understand, Your Majesty, do you say it again? ”
"Ai Concubine, you don't understand this? This is the secret word that the heir has just reached with the spring, as long as the spring is called to prepare hot water in the future, it means to secretly tell you to come to the bath with the heir! Yu Fan shouted in his heart, I'm too talented!
"Oh? It's true? Niu Co Lu was a little surprised.
"Of course, did the heir lie to you, yes, the heir wants to try the taste of bathing together recently, but do you think, among so many concubines, if there is one clearly, then the others will have opinions, I can only operate it secretly, now you understand the painstaking work of the heir, so you just hit Yingchun, the heir is so angry, who told you that you didn't understand the meaning of the heir?! It's time to scold! After speaking, Yu Fan pinched Niu Co Lu's ass again!
"Uh, Your Majesty! The concubine misunderstood, I hope Your Majesty will forgive me, the concubine will go to Yingchun tomorrow to apologize, Your Majesty, since this is the case, then let's go to the bath, in fact, in fact, the concubine also wants to take a bath with His Majesty for a long time..." After saying that, Niu Co Lu also attacked Yu Fan with the Danfeng Eye, which had become a power plant!
"Uh..." Yu Fan felt like he was lifting a stone to hit his feet at this time!