Chapter 0002 Shocking Snoring

"I don't want to go back, this time it's... Play big! …… Hey! ”

With his back to the sand dunes, the fighter jets on the other side roared and flew into the distance, considering their safety, they had to leave here immediately, and when he left, he heard the tearing cry, originally to play dead and teach them a lesson, but now it is really a big game.

Why? In this battle, Li Ting, a general-level officer of country C, who is also Li Xian's father, only gave him an old war mecha, and the task was to break through the enemy's encirclement, and then fight with a new type of mecha from a foreign country, and escape, such a difficult task, isn't it obvious to send his son to death?

also said eloquently, it was to train your son.

"Since you've sent your son on an SSS-class mission, be prepared to lose your son! Hum! Ha ha! I'm so smart, I'm free! But, but...... In this vast desert, the mecha flew over in a few minutes, if a person went to go...... Hippoa, I'm really going to die of heat! ”

Helplessly complained, jumped up, and didn't respond to the rescue fighter, isn't this killing yourself? I pinched the hard kettle hard, this is the source of life, there is not much left.

Throwing a coin to choose the direction, I was lucky, and after walking for half an hour, I saw a small inn standing in the desert.

……

Inn toll office.

Teenager Lee Hsien stomps on a new AK-47 and iron military boots onto the toll bar.

"Boring!"

The barrel of the gun was pointed at the calm proprietress who smoked a cigar and said in a sloppy manner.

"Shabi, give Lao Tzu a pound of fried shredded pork, two bottles of liquor, three meters of space, four steaks, and five pounds of rice (rice)...... Big boss, I was wrong! I, I don't dare anymore! ”

Li Xian's words were not finished, the proprietress didn't say a word, and skillfully carried the WS-1 hand-held bazooka on the ground, and with Li Xian's experience, she could guess that it was definitely solid inside.

As soon as the style of painting changed, the aggressive side disappeared in an instant, and he immediately wilted there, threw the machine gun bell on the ground, and quickly apologized when he knelt on one knee.

The proprietress looked at this frequent scene, this kind of robbery inn is often seen.

"Sao Nian, flat body, report the origin."

I don't know why, Li Xian felt that the proprietress had a feeling of a chartered wife.

"Country C creeps!"

Falsely reported, and then thought in my heart: "It's not illegal to lie, hehe." ”

"Position Seven, go by yourself!"

The proprietress acted quickly, glanced at the hat with the six-star national symbol on Li Xian's head, spoke jerky Mandarin C, and counted a sum of public funds to the government of Country C.

Sitting in the designated position, the delicious vegetables and meat were quickly delivered, too lazy to test the drugs, and began to feast on it, not caring about the fierce eyes nearby, these people are all soldiers in the battle of the war-torn country, and their hearts are relatively perverted, seeing Li Xian so cowardly, robbery is indispensable.

At a glance, the people eating in this restaurant now are all from the same South African country, so it should be called the same boat.

All eyes were focused on the soldiers of Country C, who ignored their gaze and feasted on the beef in front of them.

“¥%; *@#¥… %”

Li Xian didn't understand, but he could guess that this was an insulting remark.

"Bang!"

The bullet of the revolver hit him, his head was deflected, he quickly dodged, and sighed secretly, he was very dissatisfied with the dodging posture just now, and ruined the hairstyle, probably because of the injury, and the speed decreased slightly.

The last piece of sizzling beef took his mouth, chewed a few times, and licked his peppery beef-flavored lips.

"Da Da Da!"

A few more bullets came quickly, and Li Xian knew when he heard the voice that this was a MP5SFA2-type 9mm submachine gun, which was an old-fashioned one, and the speed was not fast.

The body shook, skillfully dodged the rapid bullets, and immediately asked the proprietress in front of him with his eyes.

The proprietress nodded slightly, slowly retreated, and dropped a sentence: "Whatever you want, the cost will be reported to the government of country C!" ”

Li Xian is helpless, and he will report everything to the government of country C, is this really good? Well, that's good! I don't have any money anyway. With a slight bow, he picked up the WS-1 next to him and held the bazooka, aimed at the place where the most people gathered in front of him, put his finger on the trigger, chewed the steak, and prepared to launch.

"Whew!!"

When the thugs of those small countries saw that the small soldiers of country C wanted to use big guys, and the proprietress didn't care about the hotel, everyone began to scream, and they were so frightened that they were scared and urinated.

"The mimetic horse ran out in just two seconds, coward! ……”

The helpless Fang Xia missile, eating by himself, poured two bottles of koji wine into his stomach, and did not feel drunk, this taste is much worse than the wine of country C.

……

The lively street market in the interior of the war country, all the houses in the vicinity are made of mud, and it is easy to move in response to the war that breaks out at any time, which seems to be the twenties and thirties of country C.

Walking to the central area of the city, it was already evening, I really had no money, I rented a simple room, and planned to stay overnight, because I was too sleepy, my whole body was injured, the bandages of the medical kit were used up, my head was dizzy, and I fought for three days and three nights, and I had a sore back.

Sleep well, recuperate, tomorrow and tomorrow, because every time you sleep, you feel that the wounds in your body will heal quickly, and serious injuries need to sleep more today to fully recover, which is simply cheating for soldiers.

I don't know why, but as long as it's not harmful, it's okay.

I went back and wiped my whole body, now there are more wounds, and it is not suitable to take a bath, so I changed my tights to a full-body cloth.

I'm so tired, hurry up and lie down and go to sleep!

Li Xian's snoring was really earth-shattering, and the entire inn with poor sound insulation was covered, drowned, and extinguished by the snoring.

The guests now know that there is a word in the C Mandarin called "Lingering Sounds!" ”

The time was fast, and it passed as soon as I slept in the early morning.

"Bang bang bang!"

There was a knock at the door.

"Who?"

I slept comfortably, and suddenly I jumped up and grabbed the 'AK-47 wife' who was sleeping with me.

Not to mention, when Li Xian was snoring, his nerves were still sensitive, and his sense of battle was still quite strong...

"My lord! I'm an innkeeper! ”

"Soldiers! I'm a civilian at the guest house! ”

"Your Excellency! I'm selling... Miss Meat Seller! ”

Noisy voices came in, and there were all kinds of explanations!

"I'll go! The ladies who sell meat are here! What the hell is going on? ”

Li Xian folded the cover and casually shoveled it with a tiger's mouth, the shape of a standard tofu block.

Then he opened the door and asked, "Everyone, what are you doing?!" ”

Everyone outside the door has dark circles under their eyes, very much like the national treasure of country C!

What shocked Li Xian was that they spoke jerky Mandarin C, and shouted in unison: "My lord! Your snoring, that's heaven and earth, crying ghosts and gods! ”

It's not wrong word for word, hehe, it seems that this sentence has been practiced all night! Hey, that's not right.

Everyone's eyes are called resentment!

If it weren't for the innkeeper who said that the guest of this room was a soldier of country C, and he was afraid of the gold AK-47 in his hand, I am afraid that the kitchen knives flying at the door would be counted in hundreds.

smiled embarrassedly, it was too embarrassing, but there was no way, every time I slept after a serious injury, I had to pull a giant snoring, and the volume was comparable to the theater version of Beethoven's Symphony of Fate.

hurriedly apologized to everyone and admitted their mistakes, if there is money, they are eager to pass it over, but this is only if, even if you are a poor person, you are still in debt.

The old man walked out of the inn with a flushed face, looked back again and apologized, gave a standard bow, and then ran away with a puff of smoke.

It's so embarrassing, everyone knows that I snore loudly, and the festival is lost, so I'm not stupid!