Zhao Kang's body was as motionless as a dead man, but his consciousness was very clear. In the depths of his mind, Zhao Kang was sternly asking the artificial intelligence: "Tell me what is going on now?" How can a good worker suddenly have kidney failure? Am I dying now? Didn't you say that you would keep my life safe? ”

The artificial intelligence's voice was still so emotionless: "Master, first of all, I want to affirm that your current state belongs to kidney failure, second, because of my existence, so you will not be in danger of life for the time being, and third, your kidney failure has nothing to do with me at all!" ”

Zhao Kang said angrily: "How can it have nothing to do with you?" I think you're the hell! ”

The artificial intelligence said: "Master, this meal can be eaten indiscriminately, and words cannot be talked indiscriminately." You yourself played so well in the late Ming Dynasty, and you had a lot of wives and concubines. There is also such a capable Teacher Ni in the main plane. Don't talk about an underdeveloped fat pig like you, even if it's a dead baby and a new brother, a stillborn dragon comes, you have to be squeezed into a human ......"

Before the artificial intelligence finished speaking, Zhao Kang immediately shouted: "Who is the fat pig when you step on the horse!" ”

Others are afraid of Zhao Kang, but artificial intelligence is not afraid to explain: "In terms of your modern humans, the weight of pigs slaughtered in general farms is about 160 catties to 180 catties. Even the ordinary New Year's pigs in the countryside are only more than 200 catties. After all, it is not cost-effective to raise large pigs now. Look at yourself again, according to my precise calculations, your current gross weight has reached 298.3524 pounds. Not to mention the 21st century, even if it is put in the late Ming Dynasty, it can be regarded as a big fat pig! ”

Zhao Kang was so angry that he gasped, only to feel that his anger had gathered three flowers, and he was angry: "Labor and management are people!" You bodyless monster, believe it or not, Brother Kang, I will die with you! ”

The artificial intelligence didn't seem to feel Zhao Kang's threat at all, and continued: "Master, don't get angry first, the most important thing for you now is to make your body strong. After this period of recovery, I have opened another function of the Time Travel Ring, which can not only make the owner lose weight, but may even make the owner become a little fresh meat that is more tender than the stick country Oba in the TV series! ”

The words of the artificial intelligence instantly extinguished Zhao Kang's anger, and Zhao Kang hurriedly said: "There is such a thing!" What is the new feature, quickly explain it to Brother Kang, I will make it clear! ”

The artificial intelligence said: "Now the space-time ring can be created according to the special physique of the human beings on the earth, or the world in the movie, so that the master can enter it for trials, improve the combat effectiveness of your own body, and eliminate the negative state of your body." ”

The words of the artificial intelligence almost made Zhao Kang jump with excitement: "Then what are you waiting for?" Hurry up and send me to the world of the Romance of the Gods, when the time comes, labor and management will have three treasures in their left hand, Xuanhuang Pagoda in their right hand, a four-piece set of Zhuxian on their backs, mixed yuan gold bucket as a toilet, Kong Xuan Dapeng as a mount, Yang Jian and Yuan Hong as a thug, what Sanxiao Niangniang, what Deng Chanyu, what fox spirit, pheasant essence, jade pipa essence, what Caiyun fairy, all into my Kang Ge's harem! ……”

The more Zhao Kang spoke, the more excited he became, and finally he simply kept his saliva and laughed: "Hahahahaha!" What is immortality then! Hahaha! Brother Kang, the great sage, think about it! Hahaha......"

The words of the artificial intelligence ruthlessly broke Zhao Kang's yy: "Brother Kang, your level and physique cannot enter the world of the Flood Desolation God for the time being. ”

Zhao Kang's laughter stopped abruptly, leaving only a melancholy on his face: "What are you talking about?" Can't enter the world of the gods? ”

The AI said, "Yes. To be precise, the mythical world is temporarily inaccessible. ”

Zhao Kang asked: "Not for the time being?" Does it mean that it can be later? ”

The artificial intelligence replied: "This depends on the recovery of the space-time ring in the future." ”

Zhao Kang pouted: "Forget it, if you can't enter for the time being, you won't enter!" The Dragon Ball world of the Oni Country should be fine, right? The combat power in there is also good. ”

The artificial intelligence said: "No, the highest combat power of the Dragon Ball world exceeds the limit that the current space-time ring can withstand, so it is the same as the mythical world, and you can't enter it for the time being." ”

Zhao Kang was depressed at this moment: "This can't be that, the space-time ring is really bad, you can directly tell me which worlds I can enter now!" It's hard for me to think about it. ”

Artificial intelligence said: "I personally recommend the world of "Dragon Babu" written by Jin Da to the master. After all, master, your ultimate goal is to strengthen your body, learn elementary martial arts, and improve your combat effectiveness. And there happen to be a lot of magic secrets in that world, all of which are worth learning from you. ”

Zhao Kang was overjoyed: "Then what are you waiting for?" Send me there! ”

At this time, Zhao Kang was very excited: Wang Yuyan! Aju, Azi, Abi! Aunt Meng! Mu Wanqing! Zhong Ling! Mei Lan Zhu Ju! ……

Zhao Kang, who was full of obscene thoughts, suddenly found himself lying on a grass after a period of dizziness.

The soul is still Zhao Kang's soul, but the body doesn't seem to be Zhao Kang's original fat body.

Zhao Kang asked, "Artificial intelligence! What's going on? Is this body still my Zhao Kang? ”

The AI explains: "You're just mind-traversing. Your body is still lying at the end of the Ming Dynasty! You're just here to learn martial arts anyway. It's the same with every body! Once you've learned those martial arts secrets and memorized them in your head, you'll be able to go back to the end of the Ming Dynasty or modern cultivation! ”

Zhao Kang thought about it and seemed to be the same reason, so he didn't bother anymore. Thinking only about the big beauties in this world, he yelled at the sky: "Girls in the Heavenly Dragon World! Wash white and wait! Your brother Kang is here! ”

The discordant voice of the artificial intelligence came: "Master, in order to prevent you from studying martial arts seriously and not working hard to exercise, kidney failure will occur like in the late Ming Dynasty, so the space-time ring has already put the little J of your body."

Zhao Kang almost spurted out of his chest with a mouthful of old blood, and reached into the crotch of his pants with one hand for a long time, but sure enough, he didn't touch anything.

After a while, he relieved his breath and scolded: "! What could be more cheating than that! Riding a horse, this space-time ring is not b_t madness! After engaging in labor and management like this, there is no way to pee? ”

This time, the artificial intelligence thought for a moment, and then said solemnly: "Master, in fact, this is very simple, men, you don't necessarily have to stand to urinate, it's okay to squat!" In order to become stronger, just put up with it for the time being! ”

Zhao Kang only felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses were galloping through his heart, and thought: Is there a more cheating way to cross than this?