"! Pack! I saw a large group of nostrils looking at me! They dare to despise me! My SM... Bah! What about my WS-1 rocket launcher!! Bring it to me! ”

(Author: Bah said that he had just spoken, and then corrected it after interrupting the speech!) ）

(DZ A: Can I not complain?) Of course I know that phew means interrupt! And also!! Can you make me not say this every time I make a thick line?!! Anyway, what kind of stalk is the SM just now?! Can you stop defiling my pure heart?! ）

(DZ B: Are you pure?) I don't know which link in the group yesterday was sent by whom!! ）

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"Stop me!!"

Xin'er shouted, angrily interjecting and complaining: I'll go! I suspect you're deliberately stalling for time! Don't you want my big teeth to die! I really want to give you a backhand!

Xin'er: "Isn't it good to be alive?!" ”

"Uh... You're trying to kill me for a stupid rabbit? ……”

Pretending to be sad, he looked at her again.

Hey... Still angry, smiled awkwardly, no longer joking.

It seems that the white rabbit is really important to her!

"Heart-piercing! Old iron! ”

Xin'er: "It's good to know how to pierce your heart!" Hurry up and let me go!! ”

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Xin'er transferred an armed fighter plane from her country and couldn't wait to return to the headquarters.

In a downtown area near the general government of country Z, there is a place where people are crowded, because a young man inside is dressed strangely and shouts constantly.

"Sell rabbit meat! ~ The best Begonia Rabbit Rabbit meat! ~When noon comes, if the country's female marshal doesn't show up... Slash now! Start pre-ordering rabbit now! This rabbit has been raised by the beautiful marshal of his country for several years! The taste is definitely not bad! …”

A fat rabbit is hanging on the iron plate, hands and feet are tied, this stupid rabbit has limited intelligence, it seems that he doesn't know that his death is coming, he moved his hands and feet, and his mouth is still chewing the tender grass slowly, and he is really an old rabbit who is cultivating himself in his old age!

There are more and more onlookers, some from country Z and some from country Y, but most of them are the guards of the prince of Y, and he is very careful when he comes to country Z.

Since the signing of the peace agreement between the two countries, the number of people traveling to each other has increased.

"Good! It's almost time! I'm starting to cut! Is it better to disembowel first? Or peeling? ”

The twin knives in the prince's hands kept rubbing, clanging and sparking a lot of sparks.

"Disemboweled! Ripper! Ripper!

Passers-by were the least afraid of causing trouble, and gathered and shouted loudly.

"Wait a minute!"

A girl's voice came from a distance, which made the prince's whole body tremble, and he looked away, looking at the familiar shadow: "Hey! … My wife is here! ”

Passerby A: "Huh? The marshal is really here! I thought Prince Y was just joking! ”

Passerby B: "Ouyang Ying of country Y has been pursuing the female marshal of our country since she was a child, and I heard that our marshal is a big beauty!" I don't usually see her like this, oh! …… Here it comes! It's so beautiful! ”

Ouyang Ying is the name of Prince Y, and he came to Country Y to kill rabbits this time, just to attract Xin'er, and his rival in love who will never forget in his life!

Now that Xin'er is here, those officials in country Z will not be indifferent.

Hurry up to help, a fat official came and said to Ouyang Ying:

"Ouyang Ying! I respect you as the prince of country Y, and let the rabbit go! Do you know how important this begonia rabbit is to the marshal?! ”

Seeing that the marshal nodded, the fat man agreed with his statement, and then reprimanded:

The two countries have just made peace, and this is a rare opportunity in a hundred years.

"Huh! Funny! …”

Ouyang Ying looked at him with disdain and sneered: "You are a community chief, don't mess around here!" You say I started the war? Have you put your back on the peace agreement?! I ask you, what does the third article of the agreement say?!! … Yes?! … See for yourself! I didn't kill anyone! Just chopping a rabbit is certainly not a violation of the agreement. But if you do it first, I won't mind! ”

The fat district chief was pale by Ouyang Ying's words, of course he knew that killing a rabbit was not a tearing up of the peace agreement treaty, if he came to country Z to kill a person, it would count.

If anyone between the two countries provokes a war first, the whole world will not help this country, but will help the country that is provoked to war, and the passive country will also enjoy the strong support of dozens of foreign countries, which is the power of the agreement!

Ouyang Ying's words are very clear: You come to move me! You're here to kill my men! If you dare to intentionally kill even any of the people of country Y, the agreement will be torn up immediately, and then country Z will be surrounded and annihilated by dozens of countries, and then... Country Z will be defeated if it is not occupied!

But on the other hand, Ouyang Xiu is obviously picking on the loophole of the agreement: It's not illegal for me to kill a rabbit in country Z, right?

This, this is a bloody case caused by a rabbit...

"Go down, I'll come."

Xin'er stepped forward and transferred the fat district chief away, and at the same time asked him to step down.

"Yes! Marshal, be careful! ”

"Hmm."

As soon as Ouyang Ying saw Xin'er, her heart was about to bloom! The face is even more smiling like a chrysanthemum, and the original trace of handsomeness has disappeared, no wonder Xin'er doesn't want to be with him, because he laughs so much... Thief TM ugly!

"Wife! ~This is your bunny~ Look at me, I'll give it back to you! ”

After speaking, the eight guards stepped forward together, some with rabbit clothes, some with green grass, and some with rabbit cotton shoes, and dressed the rabbit beautifully under Xin'er's dull gaze.

But... Ouch! Is it swollen to put eye shadow, foundation, and lipstick on my big teeth?!

The 'Eight Arhats' withdrew with a series of things such as lipstick, and in the end, Ouyang Ying and the big tooth that was still chewing in a daze were left.

From life and death to high-level treatment, Big Tooth was also speechless in surprise, well, it couldn't speak.

If the big tooth would, it would definitely be screaming:

You stinky and shameless Ouyang Ying! When he saw my master coming, he released me! Also dress up! It's really infuriating to this rabbit! And also!!!

Please give me a little more blush, thanks... Cough! ……

This old rabbit is quite emotional, when he is old, he doesn't play Tai Chi or chess, and he likes to wear makeup!

"I'm dizzy! You put heavy makeup on it?! I haven't painted it myself!! ”

Seeing Big Tooth's 'charming' face and red lips chewing, he was so angry that he couldn't do it, but he felt funny, and forcibly resisted the urge to pull out the BUL pistol on his waist.

"Here's for you..."

Ouyang Ying walked over, he smoothed the hair of the big tooth, and then handed it to his arms.

Well? So easy to give me something? That's weird, isn't it?

Hurry up and take off the rabbit's clothes and shoes, this is country Z and not country C, wearing such thick cotton clothes, it's too strange not to die of heat! And Xin'er dislikes Ouyang Ying's things very much, and she is disgusted with the house and Wu!

"You... That's it for me? ”

looked at him suspiciously, this stupid prince usually doesn't do meaningless things, and there must be some purpose for kidnapping Big Tooth this time.