Chapter 883: Head of the House
It is not easy for women to participate in men's affairs, and when Su Ren was welcomed by the teachers and students of the academy, Lu Yi had quietly returned to the back home with her minions. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Dong Qian and Leng Yue were stunned for a long time when they heard the news of Su Ren's return, it wasn't Lu Yi who urged them to stand in the courtyard in a daze like the stone statue. Su Kang, Liu Ju, Li Kang, Dangli, Su Hu, Leng Mei, and Su Hui'er, who were playing on the side, were also happy with their mothers, and Su Kang proposed that everyone go to the academy to pick up their father, which was approved by almost everyone.
A few children hulala ran out of the door, but Su Jian hesitated. Hui'er is a girl, she is more careful, and when she saw that the second brother did not follow, she stopped everyone and dragged the second brother's arm: "Second brother, why are you unhappy?" ”
Su Kang glanced at Liu Ju and Li Dang's faces: "You two are very happy to hear that my father is back?" ”
Li Dang was older, and when he was reminded like this, he reacted immediately, and his joyful expression disappeared in an instant, and he was replaced with a bitter gourd face. Su Kang asked without knowing the old rites, "What's wrong?" Of course my father is happy to come back, doesn't the second brother want to see my father? ”
Leng Mei smiled: "I know why the second brother is unhappy." ”
"Why?"
Leng Mei said mysteriously: "Uncle comes back, Brother Huo will naturally come back, Brother Huo can go to Uncle Huo, you should know what's going on, with Uncle Huo's wisdom, Brother Huo must have said everything, and the things they did naturally can't be hidden, just wait for Father to clean them up!" ”
Liu Ju was taken aback, looked left and right, and rolled his eyes: "Cough!" In this case, this king will go back to the palace today, and will not disturb the reunion of the brothers and sisters of Mr. ”
"Wait for me!" Li Dang hurriedly followed, and the two of them flew like a flight to recruit their own guards, and ran around Louguan Academy.
Leng Mei looked at Su Kang, who was constipated: "Second brother, you have to bear the rest!" Who made you rush the most fiercely, one of them is the prince, the other is the young general, the uncle can't control it, you are different! ”
Su Jian, the owner of Su Kang's house, shouldered: "Second brother, don't worry, my brother will definitely be for you, if my father blames it, he will say that it was our brother who did it!" ”
"And me!" Dangli is a die-hard fan of Su Kang, so he will naturally not lag behind at this time: "In addition, I will go back and tell my father about this, the prince's younger brother is not responsible, and my father will definitely punish him heavily!" ”
Su Hu whistled: "Look at you, my uncle has not entered the door yet, so I scared you like this, maybe my uncle forgot about it, rest assured, since the thing has been done, it doesn't matter what the result is, not to mention that the uncle will not kill you!" ”
Su Kang clenched his fists and roared at Su Hu: "If you hadn't accidentally alarmed Uncle Danghu, why would you have been discovered?" If you can't be discovered, you won't have these things, it's all your fault! ”
Su Hu said with a smile: "If it weren't for me, Your Majesty would order that the whole world can't be searched, how much of a crime is it to steal the holy decree?" ”
Several children were still arguing, and Su Ren had already appeared on the road in front. Hawking was the fastest, and shouted from a distance, this life is undoubtedly the best report, several children panicked, turned their heads and ran, as if they saw some monster. Su Ren was inexplicable, looking his whole body up and down, and he couldn't get anything wrong.
Huo Quzhi scratched his head: "What's wrong with these kids?" On weekdays, I always shouted to find my husband, why did my husband run away when he came back? ”
Han Qing smiled on the side without saying a word, and when he arrived at the door of Su's house, he broke up with Su Ren and said goodbye. Those who should go are gone, those who should go are gone, Su Ren straightened his clothes and shouted at the door: "Two women, come back for your husband!" ”
The two hairs were half-combed, the fat powder was coated in one piece, and even Leng Yue hurriedly ran out of the room with only one shoe on. The moment she saw Su Ren, she couldn't hold back her tears anymore, and the makeup she had just painted instantly turned into a flower face. Although Dong Qian was a little better, she also had tears in her eyes. Su Ren put one in his arms and comforted him for a long time before calming the emotions of the two daughters, and the family happily entered the house.
When the head of the family returns, there must naturally be some rules, whether it is the housewife or the slave servant, they need to come to see the ceremony. But the Su family is different from other families, this kind of false gift is much simpler, the head of the family is happy to triumph, and the people are even more happy to send some rewards. Waiting for the two girls to redress the stall, Su Ren sat alone in the lobby drinking tea, with only Lu Yi as his companion.
"What about the kids?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Jian was the first to come in and saluted his father and mother in a proper manner. Xiao Dangli followed behind him, and the happy green leaned on and hugged Dangli over, and the two chatted very happily. Su Jian is the eldest son, so naturally he can't be as nonsense as Dangli, standing beside Su Ren and constantly looking at Su Ren's face with his eyes. Su Ren took a sip of tea: "What about the others?" Why are there just the two of you? ”
Su Jian knelt down in front of Su Ren with a puff: "Please father, please calm your anger, all the wrong things are the child's idea alone, and it has nothing to do with the second brother, if the father wants to punish the child, don't implicate the second brother." ”
Su Ren smiled, looking at Su Jian, who was the same as the little adult, Su Ren asked, "Then tell me what you did wrong?" ”
Su Jian frowned: "In July last year, the child beat the grandson of Zi Guihou, smashed two shops in Dongshi in October, at the beginning of this year, the Shangyuan node found the Dengshan of Yanlailou, and in February, he startled the horse driving on the way home from the doctor, in March, he stole Mrs. Guo's dog out and ate it, in May, he instigated his sick brother to steal General Li's holy decree, in June, he ruined all the lotus flowers in the palace, and he also caught His Majesty's goldfish and roasted it, just yesterday ......."
"What else did you do yesterday?"
"I stole a piece of jade pendant from the queen's palace yesterday!"
"Poof......" Su Ren, who was drinking tea, squirted out, and he could basically blame the children for the things mentioned above, but stealing the queen's jade pendant was enough, and this one was enough to wipe out the family. Lu Yi was also taken aback, and looked at the son in front of him with a feeling of not knowing. Su Ren had never told her about these things, and she was shocked to hear them at this time.
"You! You ......" Lu Yi didn't say anything for a long time.
Dangli looked at Lu Yi and then at Su Jian who was kneeling on the ground: "Ah Gong, these things are all ......"
"Shut up!" Su Jian didn't wait for Dangli to finish speaking, and glared at Dangli. Dangli was frightened, and tears came out. Lu Yi hurriedly coaxed.
Su Ren cleaned up the tea on his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and said for a long time: "Let's not talk about other things, just talk about you stealing the queen's jade pendant, what did you do with the money?" ”
Su Jian said: "The second brother said that the beggars outside the city did not have cotton clothes for the winter, so we bought all the money and sent cotton clothes to the outside of the city. ”
"Oh, so you're doing a good thing?"
"The child knows that he is wrong, please punish his father!"
Su Ren smiled slightly: "Go, call them all in, I have something to say for my father." ”
Su Jian didn't get up: "Father, these things are all done by children, and they have nothing to do with other younger brothers and sisters." ”
Su Ren saw a figure shaking outside the door, nodded and said, "Since this is the case, then punish you, two whips for everything you say, and five whips for every thing you don't say, do you think it's good?" ”
Su Jian nodded: "The child has no opinion." ”
"That's good, you can name a total of nine pieces, that is, eighteen whips, in addition, I heard that there is a maid missing from the Prime Minister's Mansion, the flowers in the flower garden of the general's house disappeared overnight, and Hu Yushi's son has lost his teeth, a butcher's pork in Caijia Lane is missing more than a dozen catties, Guo Ji Silk Village was thrown into a dozen mice, a hole was punched in the wall of the imperial garden, the imperial kitchen was beaten, and there are ......"
Su Jian was also scared, and he was trembling a little when he knelt on the ground, he knew that his younger brother was naughty and often did something out of the ordinary. I thought that saying a few things would make my father angry, but I didn't expect my father to know everything clearly and remember it so clearly. But the big words have already been said, so naturally he has to bear it for his younger brother, and gritted his teeth: "What my father said was done by the child, and the child is willing to be punished!" ”
Su Ren nodded: "After a cursory scruple, there are about one hundred and twenty-seven pieces that you haven't said yet, you can calculate by yourself how many whips you need, and it is estimated that you will die after the beating!" ”
Midori's legs went limp, and he almost fell to his knees. Suddenly, I found that Su Ren's eyes were playful, and he had already mentioned that his throat and eyes were in his heart.
Su Jian knelt on the ground and did not speak, with a posture of looking at death as home. Su Kang and the others could be heard clearly outside the door, and when Su Ren said that he wanted to kill Su Jian, the boys were no longer calm. Although they knew that their father would definitely not really kill the eldest brother, it was very unpleasant to really let the eldest brother bear all this for him alone.
Led by Su Kang, Su Hu, Li Kang, and Liu Ju all ran in and knelt beside Su Jian. Even Huo Qubing didn't know where to come from and knelt down together. Leng Mei, Su Hui'er and Dangli stood in a row obediently, and after hearing this, Su Ren fell.
Su Ren glanced at Leng Mei, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Xiao Meizi, is this asking your uncle to kill them?" ”
Leng Mei said: "Although my uncle loves us, we have to be punished for doing something wrong, we have nothing to say, but so many of our brothers and sisters are involved in these things, how can the eldest brother bear the burden of my younger brothers and sisters, so we can't watch the eldest brother being beaten to death by my uncle." ”
"Hahaha......" Su Ren laughed.
A large group of children were being reprimanded by Su Ren in the hall, knowing that these children were naughty, Su Ren, the head of the family, was not at home, they almost became the scourge of Chang'an City, and everyone who knew about it came to watch, wanting to see what Su Ren did with these children. Twelve Niang was about to rush in and take her daughter away, but was stopped by Thirteen Niang and Dong Qian, but Twelve Niang's angry eyes kept staring at Su Ren.
Su Ren laughed for a long time and sighed: "You are making it difficult for me to be qualified to be a father and uncle!" You have all grown up, although it is the nature of children to mess around one by one, but some things are out of line, stealing the holy decree and stealing the jade pendant are unforgivable, from tomorrow everyone must introspect in their own rooms, no one writes a letter of repentance of no less than 5,000 words, depending on the degree of remorse, I am punishing! Su Kang 10,000 words! ”
"However, I am very pleased with your performance today, although I am not at home for more time, it belongs to the discipline of you, and the harmony of your brothers and sisters is my greatest gratification, remember, our home is not one of those smoky places in Chang'an City, and the incident of the Xiao Wall must not happen, this is the family motto, and those who violate the door are not allowed to enter the ancestral shrine! Got it? ”
Whether it was the adults outside the door or the children in the house, they all knelt down and saluted: "Follow the orders of the head of the house!" ”