Chapter 16 The drum is in turmoil, and the fat time is moving!
Zhang Xiaowu, who was chasing behind, saw that the guy had fallen from the tree, and he was overjoyed and hurried up.
When the fat man saw that the person chasing him was almost in front of him, he hurriedly got up from the ground and shouted, "Stop! Stay back! Who are you, you and I have no grievances, why do you keep chasing me! ”
"Master!" Zhang Xiaowu didn't want to care about that now, such a good opportunity to apprentice was in front of him, and he would never miss it no matter what, so he was about to pounce with a shout.
The fat man's hand shook, and a silver swaying software appeared in the fat man's hand, and the tip of the sword just pointed at the tip of Zhang Xiaowu's nose, seeing that Zhang Xiaowu stopped, he took a step back vigilantly, distanced himself from Zhang Xiaowu, and shouted angrily: "You are sick, who is your master, stay away from me!" ”
Zhang Xiaowu took a step back in embarrassment, and then under the stunned gaze of the fat man, he said loudly, "The master is above, please accept the apprentice!" ”
The fat man hurriedly moved to the side, dodged Zhang Xiaowu's bow, and said vigilantly: "Who are you, what do you want to do, I'll kill you if you don't say anything!" ”
Zhang Xiaowu thought about it, deliberately pretended to be sincere, and explained: "Master, don't get me wrong, I just saw that your light skills are so good, and I admire you very much, so I specially chased you and wanted to worship you as a teacher!" ”
The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched violently a few times, and he said with a look of disbelief: "You chased me for more than ten miles, just to apprentice?" ”
"yes!" Zhang Xiaowu nodded seriously.
Seeing that this kid didn't look like he was lying, the fat man hesitated, wrapped the soft sword back around his waist, turned around and waved his hand, and said, "I Shi Qian never planned to have an apprentice!" Go back to where you came from."
Nani? Zhang Xiaowu looked the fat man in front of him up and down, just this figure, this appearance, can he be a famous thief in the Water Margin, and the drum is in turmoil?
Although 10,000 didn't want to believe that the obscene fat man in front of him was his idol, Zhang Xiaowu couldn't help but ask: "Master, are you the rumored drum in the rivers and lakes?" ”
The fat man's eyes narrowed, and he said a little proudly: "Have you heard of me?" ”
Hearing the fat man's reply, Zhang Xiaowu suddenly felt that his worldview was a little subverted, since he traveled to this era, the people he met were stranger than the other, such as the strong and honest Wu Dalang, the burly and powerful Li Jiaoer, and the one in front of him... Fat time changes, none of them are normal, but Zhang Xiaowu will never say these words anyway!
As long as you can learn light skills, you are a shemale, and I, Zhang Xiaowu, will also learn from you! Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu gritted his teeth, bowed to Shi Qian and patted his ass: "Of course, no one knows the master's name, no one knows!" ”
The fat man felt a little proud in his heart, but he still pulled his face and waved his hand, like a fly, and said, "I said, don't call me master!" I don't accept apprentices, I still have something to do, you have to get out of here quickly, don't follow me! As he spoke, he turned and left.
Well? The fat man was suddenly stunned, and he wanted to jump to the tree and leave here with the light skill he was going to perform, but he didn't jump up after jumping!
"Master! Don't leave me! Zhang Xiaowu didn't know when he had hugged the fat man's thigh, pleading, joking, he finally met the legendary time change, how could he just let him go!
However, the original image of Shi Qian in Zhang Xiaowu's heart, after he saw this obscene fat man, he had already collapsed, seeing that Shi Qian didn't speak, Zhang Xiaowu couldn't help but think in his heart, dead fat man, after my brother learns all your light skills, sooner or later, your mother won't be able to recognize you if you beat one day!
Shi Qian's chubby face may have been angry, the flesh on his face shook and shook, and he said in a half-loud voice: "Do you really want to learn light skills?" ”
Zhang Xiaowu was relieved when he heard Shi Qian, and hurriedly said, "Of course! I really want to worship you as a teacher, master, just accept me! ”
Shi Qian sighed, he really didn't think about accepting apprentices, but remembering that this kid just now chased himself for more than ten miles with a run, and looking at his current state, he should not have reached the limit, such a physical potential is definitely an excellent physique for learning light skills, after hesitating, Shi Qian said coldly, "Learn light skills from me, but it's very painful, can you persevere?" ”
After a pause, Shi Qian continued: "Since you want to learn light skills from me, then you must not give up halfway, otherwise, I will have to kill you, and my apprentice of Shi Qian must not be a waste!" ”
Zhang Xiaowu heard it, this fat man was definitely not joking with him, if he gave up halfway, this guy would really be able to kill him, but light work is really too eager for him, and if he learns light power, then in this troubled world, he will have one more means to save his life!
Thinking that after learning light skills, he could fly the eaves and walk the wall like in the movie, Zhang Xiaowu was excited for a while, and said loudly to Shi Qian: "Master! I'm willing to learn light skills from you! ”
Shi Qian nodded and said coldly: "Wait for me here at noon tomorrow, I will come to you!" "Then turn around and leave!
"Master!" Zhang Xiaowu shouted.
As soon as Shi Qian saw this thing calling himself, he thought that this kid wanted to come up and hug him again, so he hurriedly turned around in fright, and suddenly there was a "bang!" With a bang, Shi Qian's fat body had fallen heavily to the ground, and two nosebleeds also flowed down Shi Qian's chubby face to the ground.
Zhang Xiaowu scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a wry smile: "That, master, I just wanted to remind you that there is a tree behind you!" ”
Shi Qian slowly got up from the ground and glanced at Zhang Xiaowu viciously, he really wanted to kill this bastard in front of him now, can't he finish his words in one breath? I had to hit the tree myself before I said the rest of the words, on purpose!
But Shi Qian has something important to do now, and he really doesn't have time to delay this guy, so he glared at Zhang Xiaowu viciously, jumped onto the treetops, and jumped into the distance.
Zhang Xiaowu shouted loudly: "Master, tomorrow at noon, I will wait for you here, if you don't come, I will hate you for the rest of my life!" ”
Shi Qian, who was scurrying around the tree, heard Zhang Xiaowu's words shouted, his feet shook, and he almost didn't fall from the tree again, and he had already begun to seriously doubt whether he was right or wrong to accept such a guy as an apprentice....
Looking at the back of Shi Qian's departure, Zhang Xiaowu knew that his goal had been achieved, and he was in a good mood, and he was happily whistling and preparing to go home to find Yueniang to make love, but when he turned his head, Zhang Xiaowu was a little dumbfounded, what is this?
All around are endless woods, and there is not even a road, Zhang Xiaowu hurriedly turned around and wanted to stop Shi Qian, but when he turned around, Shi Qian had already disappeared.
Zhang Xiaowu remembered what Shi Qian had just said, and Shi Qian seemed to say that he was chasing him..... More than a dozen miles? More than ten miles away!
Thinking that he was going to walk back to the county seat on foot alone in this barren mountain and wild range, Zhang Xiaowu's desolate screams suddenly came from the woods...