Chapter 26 Liang Zhu
Fang Haoran staggered back to the dormitory with "Li Weigong Asks Right", and as soon as he entered the door, he saw that Su Zhe had returned, and he was sitting on the bed staring at Fang Haoran coldly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hello roommate." Fang Haoran walked to the edge of his bed and began to make his bed, greeting Su Zhe as he tidied up.
Su Zhe stared at Fang Haoran and said coldly, "It's not good at all. ”
Fang Haoran's hand moved, "Who messed with you?" ”
Su Zhe glared at Fang Haoran, "Apart from you, do you think there is anyone in this Xinping Martial Arts Courtyard who dares to mess with me?" ”
Fang Haoran was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "So I have a lot of ability. ”
"Shameless!" Su Zhe scolded Fang Haoran angrily, turned around and took out a curtain from the bed, and hung it in the middle of the bedroom, separating the bedroom.
Fang Haoran smacked, "Why are you hanging this thing?" How inconvenient. ”
Su Zhe snorted angrily and said: "Don't worry about it, anyway, if you dare to step on this red line at night, or look through the curtain, my son will cut off your legs and gouge out your eyeballs." ”
Fang Haoran made the bed, glanced up and down at Su Zhe, who was snorting, and said disdainfully: "There are no two taels of flesh all over the body, so the ghost is too lazy to look at you." ”
"You're shameless!" Su Zhe was angry with Fang Haoran, and he raised his hand to fight.
Fang Haoran muttered out of the dormitory to fetch water, "Your face can't be eaten as food." ”
In the dormitory, when Su Zhe heard Fang Haoran's words, his hair almost stood on end, waiting for Fang Haoran's back to go away, gritting his teeth with a face.
After half an hour's effort, Fang Haoran took the wooden basin, filled it with hot water, and walked back, after a simple wash, he took off his coat comfortably under Su Zhe's gritted teeth.
"You are not allowed to take it off." When Su Zhe saw that Fang Haoran was about to take off his clothes, as if he had been stepped on by his tail, he angrily pointed at Fang Haoran and shouted.
Fang Haoran rolled his eyes, "I'm used to sleeping naked when I'm a child, and I can't sleep without taking off my clothes." ”
Su Zhe said unreasonably: "Then you are not allowed to sleep." ”
Fang Haoran didn't bother to pay attention to Su Zhe, and directly took off all the clothes on his body, leaving only a pair of underwear that he didn't take off.
Su Zhe's eyes stared at the whole process of Fang Haoran's undressing, and the ears of his entire popularity turned red.
"You shameless pervert, shameless thing, this son will kill you sooner or later."
Fang Haoran slipped into the quilt and said to Su Zhe, who was still on the ground, "Do you sleep or not, Young Master Ben has been tired for a day, so you have to rest early." ”
"Sleep!" Su Zhe stared at Fang Haoran, his teeth itching with hatred.
Blowing out the candles, Su Zhe quietly climbed onto the bed, without taking off a single piece of clothing, the whole body jumped tightly, he always felt that a pair of eyes had been staring at him.
In the dark night, Su Zhe looked through the curtain and saw Fang Haoran lying motionless on the bed.
I don't know why, every time he saw Fang Haoran, he was gritted his teeth angrily by Fang Haoran, he had received a high etiquette education since he was a child, in front of Fang Haoran, he had no power to resist at all, and he was easily angered by the other party.
Su Zhe wanted to teach Fang Haoran a lesson, but unfortunately Fang Haoran held his handle in his hand, so he didn't dare to act rashly.
Seeing that Fang Haoran seemed to be asleep, Su Zhe waved his fist at Fang Haoran through the curtain.
Immediately, Su Zhe lay on the bed and prepared to fall asleep. But when I lay down on the bed, I couldn't sleep. always looked at Fang Haoran inadvertently, for fear that Fang Haoran would wake up and run to his bed.
"Did you sleep?"
Just when Su Zhe was tossing and turning, Fang Haoran's voice came through the curtain.
Su Zhe suddenly became energetic, and shook his nose and whispered 'um'.
Fang Haoran knew that Su Zhe would definitely not be able to sleep, in fact, he couldn't sleep himself, so he planned to tease Su Zhe.
"Tell me a story!"
Su Zhe was stunned when he heard this, and said angrily: "I can't tell a story, and even if I do, I won't tell it to you." ”
"Good! Then I'll tell you about one. Fang Haoran had already premeditated, knowing that Su Zhe would decisively refuse his request, and even prepared his words.
"Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew each other and fell in love. One day, they met on a trip, and when it rained heavily, they went to an empty house to take shelter from the rain and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos. The young lady took pity on the son, so she shamefully invited the son to share a bed, but in the middle of the pillow, wrote a note, saying, "Those who cross the line are also beasts." The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos.
The next morning, the young lady woke up, and left a note.
: In the book, there are seven big characters, 'Thou shalt not even be as good as a beast'. ”
Without waiting for Su Zhe to refuse, Fang Haoran finished telling the story with a crackle.
Su Zhe was forced to listen to Fang Haoran's story, he was stunned for a moment, then understood, and scolded Fang Haoran angrily.
"You shameless person, if you dare to talk nonsense, my son will kill you."
Fang Haoran lay on the bed, listening to Su Zheqi's crazy voice, not to mention how comfortable he was. He simply turned over and climbed on the bed, and continued: "Don't you like to hear that? So I'll tell you one more? ”
Su Zhe hurriedly covered his ears, shook his head in the direction of Fang Haoran on the other side of the curtain and said, "I don't listen." ”
If you don't listen, you can't help it!
The bedroom was quiet, Fang Haoran's voice murmured, even if Su Zhe covered his ears, he could still hear Fang Haoran's voice clearly.
"In the Jin Dynasty, on the bank of the Yushui River, Shangyu Zhujiazhuang, there was a daughter outside the Zhuyuan, named Yingtai. Yingtai sister is beautiful and intelligent, she has studied poetry and literature with her brother since she was a child, and she hates that she has no good teacher and wants to visit her teacher to study. Zhu Yuanwai rejected his daughter Yingtai's request..."
Fang Haoran is telling the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, in the previous life, this story has been passed down for more than 1,700 years, enduring, sung by the world, well-known, far-reaching, known as the eternal swan song of love.
Fang Haoran started talking from Zhu Yingtai's study, the speed of his speech was not fast, and he gently and slowly said Zhu Yingtai, a female stream, in order to study, how to fight wits and courage with his father Zhu Yuanwai, and finally disguised himself as a man, so that Zhu Yuan looked outside, and Zhu Yuanwai looked at Zhu Yingtai's female dress as a man and couldn't see any flaws, so he reluctantly agreed to her to study.
At the beginning, Su Zhe covered his ears tightly with his hands, but slowly, Su Zhe was attracted by the story told by Fang Haoran. Unconsciously let go of his hands and quietly climbed on the bed to listen to Fang Haoran tell the story.
"Outside Yuezhou City, Zhu Yingtai took the maid Yinxin and met a white-clothed scholar with a scholar..."
Fang Haoran stopped when Zhu Yingtai met Liang Shanbo.
On the bed on one side, Su Zhe subconsciously asked, "What happened later?" ”
The corners of Fang Haoran's mouth hooked up a light smile, "Didn't you say just now that you don't like to hear it?" ”
Su Zhe behind the curtain had two blush on his cheeks, and he quibbled: "My son was so noisy that he couldn't sleep, and he felt that the story you told was barely listening, so he just listened to a few words." ”
"Oh~" Fang Haoran shook his head and sighed with a tone of sudden realization: "Su Zhe, I have heard this story many times, and there has always been a question that I can't understand. ”
Su Zhe was aroused by Fang Haoran's words, and wondered, "What's the problem?" ”
Fang Haoran sighed and said: "Think about it, how ugly this Zhu Yingtai is, so that she will not be discovered by women dressing up as men." ”
"You're ugly!" As soon as Su Zhe heard Fang Haoran's words, he sneered angrily.
Fang Haoran sat up straight from the bed and argued: "Then you say, if Zhu Yingtai is beautiful and beautiful, even if a woman dresses up as a man, it will be difficult to hide her peerless appearance, and she will definitely be discovered." Why did she go all the way from Shangyu Zhujiazhuang to Yuezhou City, and no one could guess that Zhu Yingtai was a woman dressed as a man? ”
Su Zhe said angrily: "That's because Zhu Yingtai is smart and knows how to cover up, on the other hand, it also shows that the world is stupid." ”
"What do you mean, can you guess that Zhu Yingtai's daughters are all smart people?"
Su Zhe listened to Fang Haoran's words, nodded and said, "That's nature. ”
Fang Haoran grinned and said, "Thank you for the compliment." ”
Su Zhe was stunned for a moment, frowned and said, "When did my son praise you, I don't know how to be ashamed." ”
Fang Haoran smiled and said: "You just said, when women travel in men's clothing, stupid people can't find out, only smart people can find out." And I... Found you..."
In fact, when he was competing in Kaiyuan Temple, Fang Haoran imprinted his palm on Su Zhe's chest, and touched a place that should not be touched, only to discover Su Zhe's identity. This is also the reason why Fang Haoran didn't fight back after being slapped at that time.
"Shut up!" Su Zhe only discovered Fang Haoran's evil deeds at this time, and a cloud of anger instantly poured out of his chest.
Fang Haoran laughed and said, "Why stop talking? Am I not right? ”
Su Zhe shouted angrily, "My son warns you, if you dare to tell this matter, my son will... Certain... Cut you. Hum! ”
Fang Haoran could obviously feel that Su Zhe behind the curtain made a cutting action, and suddenly a few traces of cold air appeared in the block, and he unconsciously tightened his legs.
"Alright! Let's not discuss this topic, but another topic. Fang Haoran tried it for a while, and saw that Su Zhe did not object, so he asked softly: "Zhu Yingtai is to study, so he did not hesitate to disguise himself as a man and asked for the consent of his family." What about you? Did you also disguise yourself as a man and ask for permission from your family, or did you sneak out? ”
Hearing this, Su Zhe jumped up from the bed, lifted the curtain, raised his finger and pointed at Fang Haoran and said angrily: "You still say?!" ”
The moonlight shone in through the window and sprinkled on Su Zhe's puffed cheeks.
Under the moonlight, Su Zhe's cheeks were very white, as bright as porcelain, a beautiful long hair slid down his shoulders, covering his ears, his hair flashed with black light, with a little fragrance, and a pair of big eyes that could talk glared at Fang Haoran angrily, eager to kill him with his gaze.
Fang Haoran was also stunned when he first saw it, and immediately reacted, looking at Su Zhe with a smile, "I think Su Zhe shouldn't be your girlfriend's name, if you tell me your girlfriend's name, I won't mention this matter again." ”
Su Zhezhi stared at Fang Haoran in a daze, "How can my maiden name tell you about this shameless person, don't you think about it." ”