Chapter Subtitle: Have You Heard......

Could it be that Lao Tzu is already handsome to the point of Pan An and Pan Anren...... This guy is unlucky, he is a traitor who is greedy for profit and has been razed by the three clans.

Could it be that Lao Tzu is already handsome to the point of Gao Changgong, the king of Lanling...... This guy is also unlucky, the old Gao family in Northern Qi has a bunch of handsome guys and beauties, but they are all messy.

Could it be that Lao Tzu is already handsome to the point of Ji Kang and Uncle Ji's night...... This guy is still unlucky, and he lost his head inexplicably because of a friend's family affairs, which is really sad enough.

Could it be that Lao Tzu is already handsome to the point of Wei Wei and Wei Shubao...... This guy is even more unlucky, and the way to die is too scary to be watched alive!

According to DND's setting, charm really does not refer to appearance, but actually refers to affinity. Affinity includes not only sapient and non-sapient beings, but also all kinds of magical elements. Therefore, the Dongdong with high charm value in DND may not be good-looking with human aesthetics, but they all have a very high elemental affinity.

However, this world is now magic-free, and there is no magic element at all, so the affinity of this idea is all converted to other humans and animals. Although our Master Yuan is also an ordinary and handsome level, his figure is just average. But everyone who has seen Master Yuan will think that he is handsome, and every pore from head to toe exudes a strong handsomeness.

So what does the 18-point charm of Master Yuan mean to the ordinary people around him?

If you compare it with historical figures of the same period, he is now equivalent to the mustache in his heyday. This "heyday" does not mean that his appearance is as tall as a young mustache, but that Yuan Yanqian now also has the powerful magic power of the Führer.

In other words, he is now going to European countries to spend more than ten years to run a good business. When the time is ripe, as long as he ascends to the heights and shouts, then most of Europe will follow him and wave his army eastward to face the old man......

"Pickup pickup."

Well, in reality, people don't compare. If you measure it by a fictional anime character, he is now Lin Mingmei who can make the Zenith people surrender obediently by singing a little song in "Macross Fortress". Of course, he doesn't have to sing, just stand there and hum "some kind of geoheat......

"Pickup pickup."

In short, our Master Yuan has now become a super idol.

Master Yuan, who was very depressed by the broken system "Pickup Pickup" and felt some regret in his heart, had no place to vent, so he had to be angry at Miss Brown and Miss Pulitzer.

He yelled at the two girls in a vicious voice: "Look at what! You're sick, aren't you? ”

Miss Helen Brown blushed and muttered with her hands on her cheeks, "Oops, Neo asked me if I was sick...... He cares so much about me, I'm so happy! ”

Miss Emma Pulitzer next to her had a better psychological quality, and she retorted with a sneer: "Nonsense, Mr. Yuan is asking me if I am sick or not!" ”

"No, I know him well, and he's asking if I'm sick."

"Cut, what do you have to ask. Asking me, of course! ”

"Ask me!"

"Ask me!"

"I'm sick!"

"I'm sick! Well...... You're sick too! ”

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The two of them screamed at this point of their voices, which alarmed everyone else in the room, and Louis Baker, Julian Chandler, Master Craftsman, and his three card partners, as well as a few members of the club who were playing cards, all ran out. And then...... Our Master Yuan's kryptonite dog eyes are almost blinded by their star eyes.

He finally understood those idols who often play big names: no wonder they have a bad temper, if they are watched everywhere they go all day long, they can't masturbate, they can't do big health care, and they can't pick out their noses...... Can this temper be good?

"Big, big, master ball, can you subtract two or three charm points from me? Such a noisy world is not for me! ”

"Host, of course it's not going to work. But you can go find a bottle of sulfuric acid and pour it on your face, and the world will be clean. ”

"Master ball, I don't want to be Song Danping and Red Skull." (Author's note: Song Danping is the protagonist of "Singing in the Middle of the Night".) ）

"Host, you don't have to worry too much. Mortals will be shocked at first glance, but as long as the world doesn't change, they'll get used to it...... Of course, you'll get used to it. ”

Even so, our Master Yuan really won't be used to it for a while. So he was a little annoyed and said angrily, "You all give me ......"

Yuan Yanqian was just about to say the word "roll", but he swallowed it again.

He looked at the stupid crowd around him, and thought to himself, are you here today. Now is the time when these guys are most shocked, so wouldn't I have a chance to fool them well?

"Helen, Emma. You two don't tear ...... Well, noisy. Sit down on the couch for me! ”

"Louie, John, Yuri, you three sit here."

"Mr. Love Craft and Mr. Tesla, you two sit over there."

"Xiangzi, Xiao Lu and Xiao Yang, the three of you ...... first Okay, let's move a chair and listen to it. ”

"Except for them, the rest of the idlers should go home!"

As soon as he said this, "idle people and so on" were not willing to do so.

"No, no, Mr. Yuan. I also want to stay for the meeting. ”

"Tired, you have your meeting, I'll watch you from the side!"

"yes, yes, wait until you're done. Mr. Yuan can ...... with me."

"Neo must be ...... with me"

"Actually, we can be together......

"Shut up, get out of here!" The more he listened, the more he felt that Yuan Yanqian, who was not talking, shouted, and the few fans who exposed their true nature had no choice but to leave in frustration.

Like an elementary school teacher directing a primary school student, he said to the ten people who remained: "Okay, you guys sit down obediently." We're going to start classes...... Well, that's going to happen! ”

Friday, December 3, 1920, was nothing more than an ordinary day on the original line of history, and no particularly significant events took place. However, on this timeline, the first meeting of the SCP Foundation, which had a profound impact on the course of history, officially kicked off at 10 p.m. on this day......

Of course, because the parties concerned are very secretive about this, and the SCP Foundation under the leadership of Mr. Yuan Yanqi, the "Fool Lord", has a very low-key style, and has always hidden behind the scenes of history. Therefore, later generations will either regard the SCP Foundation as a conspiracy theory like Freemasonry, or simply as the imagination of some sensationalist writers......"

"However, from the information I got by chance, I found out that this secret organization with a strange name, a mysterious operation, and an even more unknown goal contains great power and has had a significant impact on history......

Historians agree on the question of membership in the SCP Foundation: the group has 22 high-ranking members known as the "Great Alcana" (meaning mystery), and 56 peripheral members called the "Little Alcana". Neither of these is generally full......"

"The Lesser Arcana is usually introduced by the Lesser Arcana and the veteran Alcana, known as the "Court Card", although they must go through a period of research before they can be accepted by the SCP Foundation. However, no matter how old the Alcana Jr. qualifications are, no matter how great his contribution is, he can only be upgraded to one of the sixteen "court cards" at most......"

"The Grand Alcana was all appointed by the "Fool" Mr. Yuan Yanqian himself, and without his consent, even the president of the United States could not have his own name. Several times in the history of the SCP Foundation, he has promoted an unknown person to become a high-ranking member with great authority. And these people later did prove the vision of the "Lord Fool". And my aunt, Lady Helen Brown, is likely to be the 'queen'......"

"There are many theories about the people of the Great Alcana. There is a saying that Mussolini and Hitler, the two fascist demons, were one of them......"

"The former's code name is 'The Hanging Man,' presumably a nod to the way the Italian dictator died. Of course, if the rumors are true, then another rumor from the SCP Foundation is confirmed, and the "Fool-sama" has the power of foresight......"

"And the latter's code name is not 'Demon', 'Judgment' or 'Death', but 'Temperance'. Actually, the card 'temperance' has a purification connotation. According to the newly declassified Proceedings of the Wannsee Conference, a member of the SCP Foundation, codenamed 'Justice', also participated in the top-secret meeting to discuss a 'final Jewish solution'......"

"The author believes that the use of 'moderation' and 'justice' to deal with the massacre is really very much in line with Mr. Yuan Yanqi's consistent anti-Semitic attitude and his unique black humor style. So rumors are not necessarily the truth......"

"There is also a saying that the 'sun' and 'moon' are two important people in Mr. Yuan's home country......"

"Also, after the death of John Edgar Hoover, his deputy and 'close friend', Clyde Tolson, the second person in the FBI, once said that Hoover was the 'hermit' of the SCP Foundation's Grand Alcana. But he soon died in a strange car accident......" (Author's note: These two good friends who have worked together for more than 40 years are likely to be good friends. Within the FBI, the two are known as "J. Edna and Aunt Tolson." Nixon also referred to Hoover as "Jenny Ass female ass." ）

"Regardless of the size of the Arcana, members of the SCP Foundation must keep it a secret for life, and must not divulge any information about the organization to the outside world, otherwise they will face death. Whether voluntarily or forcedly, the only way to get out of this secret organization is death! That's why, until today, in the 21st century, the public around the world doesn't know the true face of the SCP Foundation......"

— Excerpt from Danny Brown's "The SCP Code"

"Ladies and gentlemen, we come from all over the world for the sake of ......"

"Pickup pickup."

"Master ball, don't mess around, listen on!"

"Meet here for different goals. So I would like to ask you what is your greatest wish in this life? ”

"Ladies first. Helen, you speak first. ”

Under his 18 points of charm, few people, especially young women, hide their thoughts.

"Helen of Sparta" said delicately: "I want to be a famous writer, and I want to make "Women of the World" the premier women's magazine in the United States. Well, actually, we can ...... together."

"STOP!, Miss Brown, please get rid of the idea that we can be together. Okay, Emma, what do you want? ”

Miss Pulitzer said in a rare charming gesture and tone: "I want to be a famous photographer and a great journalist, and I want to inherit our Pulitzer family's Le Monde." Well, actually, we can ...... together."

"STOP! Miss Pulitzer, please get rid of the idea that we can be together. Now it's Louie, my friend, what do you want? ”

Mr. Little Baker thought about it seriously before he said solemnly: "My wish is the unity of the world!" ”

"I SEE, I also want to fill the world with love. But can you change to a small goal? ”

"Little goal," he muttered...... "then I want to be a person who has the ability to help others." ”

"ELL, this wish...... Actually, it's not that hard. Well, my lawyer sir, what about you? ”

I have to say that high intelligence helps to resist Master Yuan's high charm, so Mr. McCall, who has regained some calm, smiled slightly and said, "Neo, my wish is the same as yours." ”

"GOOD, JOHN, VERY GOOD! Yuri, tell me your wishes. ”

Little Mr. Chandler gritted his teeth and said, "I want to make the guys who sent us to death pay!" ”

“EXCELLENT！ Yuri, I'll help you. Now it's Mr. Love's turn. ”

The master of the love craft said in a daze: "Me? I want to be the assistant of you, Mr. Yuan, the 'Sage of the Bamboo Forest', and destroy the evil ...... of this world."

“PERFECT！ Mr. Lovecraft...... Well, allow me to call you Howard. Howard, you're going to be my assistant, starting with A Song of Ice and Fire and SCP Magazine. So Mr. Tesla......"

Frankenstein perked up and said expectantly, "My wish is ......"

“OK。 Needless to say, your wish is really ...... I'll talk about that later. ”

"Finally, it's my three compatriots." Our Master Yuan used Chinese this time: "Mr. Luo Puxiang, Mr. Lu Yan, Mr. Yang Jingbang......"

Only then did he understand that Mao Xiaoyang would have a mouthful of pidgin English for frying for Mao Xiaoyang.

"Brother wants to ask, what do you want?"

The three cards looked at each other and said in unison in their most standard Chinese: "We want the Chinese to no longer be bullied by foreign devils!" ”

A heartfelt smile bloomed on Yuan Yanqi's face, and she stepped forward and patted the three of them on the shoulder and said, "Actually, this is also my wish!" ”

He returned to the center of the living room and nodded to each of the ten men and women, young and old, yellow, white and white, who were "from all over the world with different goals."

Our Master Yuan took a deep breath and said in a deep baritone: "My friends, then you have heard of ......"

“AMAY？”

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