"Master, the Buddha said that everything has a way of doing things, like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity, and should be viewed as such.

But in my dreams, I don't have to sweep the yard, and I don't have to do morning, lunch, or evening classes.

The Buddha in the dream is not good at face, and you will not beat me in the dream, Master.

In my dreams, Natsu would smile at me every day.

Although the dream bubble is fleeting, it seems to ...... It's always much better than this dry Zen that goes on day after day. ”

At night, in the madhouse, lying on the bed with his eyes closed, the second monk with a serene expression said to a poor Zen master on the bed next door.

"Huh, are your dreams so powerful?" the poor Zen master turned his head and glanced at his apprentice who seemed to be talking in a dream.

"When did you have such a powerful dream?"

"Recite the immortal Amitabha!" the second monk turned over and recited the Buddha's name indiscriminately, "In every day." ”

Hearing this, he was trying to learn from his apprentice, how could he make such a powerful dream, and the poor Zen master raised his leg and kicked his apprentice, "Damn, talk to me again when you're asleep!"

"Master, do you know why I can't sleep?"

"Too little homework, light tiredness!"

The second monk turned to face his master, opened his eyes to look at the poor Zen master, and said seriously, "Master, if you do this again, you will lose your lovely apprentice." ”

"Second goods," the poor Zen master looked at his apprentice with a solemn expression, "Do you know when you will say that a person is cute?"

"What?"

"Amitabha, who is immortal!" the poor Zen master casually recited the Buddha's name.

Turning over and sitting up, he looked at his apprentice and said seriously:

"When you want to praise a woman, you usually praise her for being beautiful, if she is really not beautiful, you can praise her for her temperament, if she is neither beautiful nor temperamental, you can praise her for being kind, if she is not even kind, then praise her for being smart. ”

Hearing this, the second monk nodded, remembering the master's teachings.

After nodding, he listened to his master continue, "Remember, only when there are none of the above, and there is no other advantage in her, will I praise her cuteness." ”

Second Cargo Monk: "......."

Looking at his master's serious expression, he felt as if he understood something, but as if he didn't understand anything.

After hesitating for a moment, he tentatively asked, "Master, are you changing the law to say that I am neither good-looking nor temperamental, nor kind nor smart at all?"

The poor Zen master didn't affirm or deny, and dropped a sentence, "I'm going to say that I'm actually saying that you're a fairy, do you believe it?"

Second Cargo Monk: "......"

Turning over from the bed, he stared at the poor Zen master for ninety-nine eighty-one breaths.

The second monk lay down again, turned over and left a poor Zen master with a back of his bare head.

[The other party doesn't want to talk to you and throws an unhappy back at you.] 】

"Second cargo?"

The second goods ignore him.

"Apprentice?"

The apprentice didn't want to talk to him.

"Good boy?"

The obedient disciple turned his head and glanced at the poor Zen master, "I don't want to talk to you now."

Also, in order to prevent me from being tempted to kill my master, let's temporarily dissolve the master-apprentice relationship tonight. ”

"Oh, good. The poor Zen master nodded indifferently, and saw that the second monk turned over again and left him with a back.

also turned over, leaving the second monk with the back of the same style.

The two who temporarily dissolved the master-apprentice relationship were back to back, and neither of them fell asleep.

Long......

"Master, do you know what I'm thinking?"

"I don't want to talk to you right now.

Moreover, we have temporarily dissolved the master-apprentice relationship. ”

"Oh," the second monk nodded, "Then I'm going to apprentice again now." ”

“......”

"Master, do you know what I'm thinking right now?"

"Konatsu. ”

"How do you know?"

"I'm thinking about it too. ”

"Huh?" The second monk sat up from the bed abruptly and looked at the poor Zen master with a frightened face.

"Master, you..... You you..... You, you, you..... Xiao Xia, she's still a child!"

"What do you think!"

A poor Zen master picked up the wooden fish placed next to the bed and smashed the head of the second monk.

"It's not just Xiao Xia who has walked away from the Taoist temple next door. ”

"Huh?" the second monk glanced at his master in surprise, "Master, do you mean ......?"

"That's right!"

"Master, you ...... you"

"If you have ideas, you are not allowed to have ideas for teachers?"

"Master, Erhua has been dead for three years!"

“duang！”

A poor Zen master picked up a wooden fish and smashed it three times on the head of the second monk.

"What the teacher said is your aunt!"

The second monk pretended to know just now, "Master, you are still a flower monk!"

"Each other!" the poor Zen master sat up and looked at his apprentice, "otherwise, why did you and I build this madhouse here?"

"Master, didn't you say that it was to raise me smoothly here?"

"Lie to you, when I built the asylum, I didn't get you back from the wild dog's mouth. ”

"Oh!"

The second monk lay back on the bed.

After a moment of silence, he spoke leisurely, "Master, I think I may not be here for long. ”

"Do you still miss her?"

"Hmm. ”

"Na, don't say that you don't love you as a teacher, here is a section of "Great Joy Heart Sutra" for the teacher, which was won from the Buddha of Joy by gambling on dice for the teacher three hundred and eighty years ago.

I'll pass it on to you today!"

Silently wrote down the "Great Joy Heart Sutra", and the second monk looked at him suspiciously, "Why don't you use it?"

Hearing this, the poor Zen master was silent for a moment.

"You say, why doesn't your aunt have a good face every time she sees a teacher?"

“......”

The two turned their heads to look at each other, silent.

Long......

"Master (apprentice)?"

"You speak first!" X2.

"Apprentice (Master), let's go down the mountain, shall we?"

"Good!" X2.

......

The next day, early in the morning.

"Master, why do we have to ring the bell in the morning?"

"Because the big rooster we raised was secretly roasted and eaten by you and Xiao Xia seven days ago. ”

"I mean, aren't we going down? Why are we all going down, and the bell rings before we leave?"

"Er, the Buddha once said a sentence, I think it makes sense, I don't know if you have heard of it?"

"What?"

"The Buddha said: When a monk hits the bell for a day!"

Second goods: "......."

"Go, give the Buddha forty-nine pillars of incense, and when we are done, we will go down the mountain and go to asceticism. ”

"Oh," the second monk turned around, took two steps and turned back, "Forty-nine pillars?"

"Well, go up to the forty-nine pillars at a time, and pretend that we will still be in the temple for the next forty-nine days.

After all, the Buddha has a good face!"

"Oh!"

The second monk nodded, and went to the Great Treasure Hall to give the Buddha forty-nine pillars of incense.

As he turned to leave, he caught a glimpse of the Buddha's face out of the corner of his eye.

I don't know if it's an illusion, the expression on the face of the Buddha sitting in the Great Treasure Hall is ...... Seems a little twisted!

"Okay?"

The second cargo nodded, "Okay." ”

"Let's go!"

"Master, will you take me to fly?"

A poor Zen master asked rhetorically, "Can you fly by yourself?"

"No," the second monk shook his head, "I mean, Master, when will you teach me to cultivate immortals and spells!"

"What you want to learn, you can't teach as a teacher. ”

The second monk asked rhetorically, "Then if you don't ask, how do you know what I want to learn?"

"If you can't cover your ...... that day"