Chapter 18: The Genius of the Splash War
Zhang San said that he was arrested, and he felt that what he just said was indeed vicious, so he immediately wanted to hide his face and run away. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"The matter of me and other scholars is also something that you inferior people can discuss."
"Pickled and prey, if you dare to say more than half a word, break your dog's legs."
"What the hell, even this poor face dares to talk about me and other scholars here."
"Look at him like that, as annoying as the leper dog."
"Such a person is uneducated, and he doesn't know how his parents gave birth to him."
Zhang San didn't care about it at first, but they said that he couldn't bear it if he didn't educate him, and since his parents and grandfather left, his family has become his backlash.
Turning his head, Zhang San looked at them and said, "Just you, are you also worthy of poetry?" Just your two limerick poems are also called poems? How brave must your father and mother be to dare to let you out and bark? ā
The group of scholars immediately became anxious, and they were about to come up with their sleeves rolled up, when Hu Baoyi immediately rushed to Zhang San and whined.
All the scholars immediately stopped, and one of the blue robes was the most excited, shouting: "I am waiting for ten thousand books to read and learn five cars, and I am also a country man like you who can talk about it." ā
"That is, what qualifications do you have to compare with us? We are familiar with the study of Confucius and Mencius, how can you understand? ā
Zhang San was disdainful: "Confucius and Mencius taught you to covet other people's painting boats here?" Confucius and Mencius taught you to recite this kind of obscene poem here? If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing in the painting boat? Do you read spring and autumn at night? ā
"You ......, I'll ......."
"What am I, just people like you, no matter how many books you read, it's just a belly of straw."
"Why do you say that we are a hundred times stronger than you."
"Oh? Indeed, it is a hundred times better than I am to compose obscene poetry. ā
"You ......" The scholars over there were angry, but they didn't dare to fight, and they couldn't say it. I don't know where to start.
Seeing that they had no way to prepare for the victory for a while, Zhang San said: "No matter how much you read, you won't be able to apply what you have learned, so it's better not to learn, and I will give you a poem."
The ancients were unrelenting in their learning,
Young and strong, old and old.
On paper, I finally feel shallow,
I don't know how to do it. ā
Zhang San was immediately stunned after chanting, and everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to answer for a while. As soon as this poem came out, they immediately felt that they couldn't figure out the details of Zhang San.
"He must have copied it. How could he make such a poem? ā
"Yes, it must have been copied."
Zhang Sanyi's posture was afraid that he would really show his bottom for a while, so he hurriedly said, "What? Can't afford to lose? Did I copy it? Who's copying? Aren't you rich in five cars, let's hear it? If Master Su is here and Li Bai Dupu is here, do you dare to say that they copied it? A group of things that only know how to judge people by their appearance, I will send you another poem and go back to study whether it was copied or not.
A needle of a hundred hammers,
Upside down.
Eyes grow on the buttocks,
Only recognize the clothes and not the people. ā
After speaking, Zhang San left immediately, mainly for fear of being asked. The group of scholars on the opposite side obviously heard Zhang San scolding them, but none of them dared to speak up.
Zhang San hummed a song as he walked, "Damn! Play with the master, although the master remembers not many ancient poems, but what can be remembered are classics, Lao Tzu will also roll the Yangtze River east of the passing water, and will also be outside the ancient road outside the pavilion, and what are the flowers. If it weren't for the situation, Lao Tzu would have sacrificed a righteous song every minute and seconds, and you scumbags of the battle five would have been in the minute. ā
Zhang Sangao happily went home and asked Hu Baoyi to go to the kitchen to sleep, and he took some money to wander around the street, originally wanting to go to Shuang'er to help him study snacks, but considering Lao Wu's condition, he was embarrassed to come to the door.
Although the ancient streets were prosperous, for Zhang San, who had no spare money, it was boring to stroll. Just as Zhang San was thinking about whether to go to the gambling house to win a little, he heard someone shouting the third brother in the distance.
Zhang San turned around and saw Li Si and the monkey running profusely, shouting as he ran: "Third brother, third brother, that sophomore was really beaten." ā
Zhang San was shocked and said: "Come, don't worry, take a break and talk slowly, when did it happen, how did you fight?" Where to fight. ā
The monkey took two breaths before he began to say: "I went to play at the Great Xiangguo Temple early this morning, and I was watching the sophomore in high school bowing there, and that kid kicked the ball like it was glued to his body." ā
Saying that the monkey was still recalling the posture of playing football in the second year of high school, Zhang San heard Li Si mention that this monkey usually loves to bow. Zhang San asked, "What happened later?" ā
Only then did the monkey react and said: "Later, a showman came, and that guy danced with a stick, and the stick was flashing, and he could also use the stick to sweep out the candle flame, and others could accurately hit it when they walked around with the candle, and everyone ran to watch." ā
"There was a large group of people on the sophomore side, and they were having a good time, but the people here suddenly ran out, and the sophomore was unhappy, and went up to find an excuse for the artist, and went up to punch and kick."
"At this time, a strong man rushed out of nowhere, and when he came up, he beat the second class and others, and said that when he saw them bullying people in the future, he would see them and beat them once."
Zhang San suddenly fell into deep thought, this is a plot that only exists on TV, not in the original book, Zhang San is a little skeptical, whether this world is according to the book or the TV series.
"Is that strong man Wang Jin?"
The monkey shook his head and said, "I don't know, he didn't say it at the time." ā
Zhang San asked another question that he had been wondering about: "Can Gao Yu know martial arts?" ā
The reason why there is this problem is because it was originally written in the book that Gao Yu could dance a gun and make a stick, and later Huizong sent him to the Western Army to gild, if he didn't have any martial arts foundation, Huizong would not let him join the army.
"Yes, in the second year of high school, one person can usually play three or five."
Zhang San immediately understood, and suddenly Zhang San thought: "They beat that juggler at that time, and several people beat it together." ā
"I don't see clearly, there are always one or twenty people."
Zhang San immediately said, "Call the brothers and come with me." ā
The monkey and Li Si immediately went to find someone, and after a while, more than a dozen people gathered, and Zhang Sanyi waved his hand towards the Great Xiangguo Temple to kill.
The purpose of Zhang San's trip is that juggler, and Zhang San knows that his current level wants to subdue what heroes and heroes are delusional.
But a fallen Jianghu artist still has a good chance, if he can't do it, he can be recruited to be a runner, or it is good to perform on stage.
Everyone followed Zhang San to the place where Gao Yu had just fought, the people here had already dispersed, and the people on the street were endless, and there was really no clue to look for it.
Zhang San has no way to find where this person goes, it is not written in the book, where can this person find someone in the vast sea.
There was no way, Zhang San asked everyone to scatter and inquire, but they really found nothing in a circle.
At this time, Zhang San suddenly thought of something and asked: "Is there anything near here, what kind of broken temple and panic house for outsiders to live in?" In addition, look for the surrounding secluded streets and alleys, under bridges and other places. ā