Chapter Seventy-Eight: Good Grandson
Chu Fei, who lowered his head and sniffed the wine in the cup, slowly looked up at Kong Shang, who was sitting stupidly on the side and had not yet come back to his senses, and sneered. I was worried that this Kong Shang was scared stupid by himself, and no one came to tease him, but he couldn't imagine that the elders of the Kong family couldn't bear the loneliness. It's okay, since you can't hit Kong Shang's face for the time being, then take his uncle's old face under the knife.
"Vulgar? You are worthy of being vulgar! If it weren't for the "vulgar" sergeants like us, who threw their heads and spilled their blood to defend their families and the country, a shameless person like you with fine skin and tender flesh would have been caught by the yellow scarf to satisfy Longyang's goodness, and then peeled and cramped and cooked and eaten. I dare to say that our sergeants are vulgar, which is really shameless. Chu Fei pressed down the angry second brother Sun Jian beside him, got up and stared at Kong Yu and said word by word.
"Hmph, yellow-mouthed child, I only know that I speak evil words to each other, which is really unreasonable and vulgar." Kong Yu knew that this kid was not easy to deal with before splashing dirty water on Chu Fei, but he didn't expect this kid's words to be so sharp. If there is chaos today, it is indeed thanks to these vulgar sergeants that everyone can be saved. It's just that now I can't say that this sergeant is vulgar, after all, if he looks at these sergeants now, if he scolds these sergeants for being rude, then the face of the old Kong family will be lost; had to ridicule Chu Fei's unreasonable words, and he himself was vulgar.
"Bad words? I'm sitting here drinking so decently, and you scold me for not saying anything. Now he ridicules me for being unreasonable, your Confucian family is so reasonable, is it possible that this world is the world of your Confucian family, and your Confucian family can do whatever they want? Seeing that Kong Yu was speechless, Chu Fei gave him a trick to see if he was fooled. Originally, this set was reserved for Kong Shang, but unfortunately now this Kong Shang is demented.
"Hmph, the world is the world of the Han Dynasty, you don't talk nonsense. Now it is to appreciate the poems in the house of the brother of the general, if you have the real ability, you will chant your poems, and Hugh will use the martial arts to confuse the public. "Kong Yu has been as arrogant as that Kong Shang since he was a child, and he thinks that although the power of the world is not in the hands of his Confucian family, the heart of all the people in the world should belong to his Confucian family. It's just that under this public, it is really inappropriate to say such disobedient words to the Liu dynasty. And the sharp mouth of this kid in front of him is really powerful, and every sentence is to the point. However, after seeing that Xu Shao finished talking about the test questions, this kid gave up directly, so Kong Yu took this poem as the focus of his attack on Chu Fei. After all, Chu Fei had given up thinking about poetry early on, and it was absolutely impossible to make any good articles. When he was speechless, I humiliated him again.
"Oh, poetry, huh? If you are so eager to listen to my eternal words, then I don't want you to wait too long. Why don't you make a bet with me? "Hmph, since you want to stand up for that Kong Shang, then I'll let you know what will happen if you brag and pretend to be Dala.
"Heh, a yellow-mouthed kid wants to make a bet with me, so you can tell me about it." Kong Yu sneered, looked at the Kong family behind him and smiled.
I only heard the burst of laughter, and Kong Yu was so unhappy when he listened.
Although Zhong Jun and the others are interested in Chu Fei's liberation, but now it is only poetry, and this Kong Yu is the ancestor of the Confucian family, Zhong Jun and the others are really a little uncomfortable. Xun Qu, the only one who could talk, saw that his words stabilized Kong Yu's head, and the old god closed his eyes and pondered. It was also the Xiao Langjun of the Xun family who looked at the two arguing in front of the hall with interest.
"Don't bully the young man, don't you think that your ancestor Confucius Sage didn't come from the young man? Okay, I'm not going to fight with you anymore, it's so boring. This bet is, if I can make poems that conform to the rules set by Xu Gong, then you can ask that Kong Shang'er to apologize to me, and as long as there is me in the future, he must retreat. Originally, I wanted to say that I wanted this Kong Yu to apologize, but after looking at Kong Yu's slightly white beard, Chu Fei thought about it and gave up.
Looking at Chu Fei's appearance in his chest, Kong Yu retreated. Could it be that this Chu Fei is really a demon so much, he can make poems that conform to the rules between drinking and having fun. No, this condition cannot be granted. If I miss, I will lose the face of my Kong family. It's just that if I retreat now, my Kong family's face will be difficult to protect, could it be that this kid is cheating me? Well? Pregnant.
While Kong Yu was thinking, Xu Shao was also interested. Looking at Chu Fei's appearance, there is really a good sentence in his heart, this time Kong Yu is afraid that he will be deflated, haha.
"It's not hard to agree to your terms, but for the sake of fairness, you have to agree to a few of my terms." Kong Yu took two steps and looked at Chu Snitch and smiled.
"Don't say a few conditions, even if it's a hundred or ten conditions, I will promise you, don't talk to me here, it's really dry." Chu Fei looked at Kong Yu, whose nose was crooked by his words, and couldn't help but laugh secretly. I'm angry with you, an old boy, disrespectful to the old, don't educate your own children at home, and let you come out and pretend to be forced.
"Hmph, you don't need a hundred and ten, as long as the poems you make can surpass Brother Xun's "Jade Heart", I will naturally worship it. Hmph, if you can't surpass it, you have to call me grandpa three times. If you don't dare, get out of here. Kong Yu was annoyed after hearing Chu Fei's words, and in a fit of anger, he added the bet of calling grandpa.
Xu Shao couldn't help frowning and sighing when he saw that the second Kong Yu actually said such a thing: "Alas, I didn't expect this Kong Shiyuan to be so unbearable that he would make such a bet with the junior." If Kong Shiyuan loses the bet this time, how can he see the ancestors of the Kong family. ”
Xun Qu, who was closing his eyes and meditating on the side, also opened his eyes in surprise, this bet is big enough. Blood can be shed, but ancestors cannot be humiliated. Now that this Kong Yu dares to put such a heavy injection on me, should I be proud or sorry, alas.
"Your Kong family is really different, and the family style is so chic. Since you want to call me grandpa, then I promise you. But I have one more condition, you have to promise me first. Chu Fei, who had already been in his chest for a long time, naturally hoped that the bigger the bet, the better.
"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, I'll see what tricks you kid can play." Kong Yu thought that no one could make poems that surpassed Xun Qu in such a short period of time, let alone Chu Fei, who had been drinking and seeking pleasure, so he agreed.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, the good grandson will call grandpa to listen first." Chu Fei took two steps in front of the hall and said with a smile.
"Master~ Master, boy, you play with me." I couldn't wait impatiently to see that Chu Fei couldn't make poems, and Kong Yu, who called his grandfather, blurted out the word grandpa. Kong Yu, who realized that he had been tricked by this kid, stared at Chu Fei and shouted angrily.
"Yes, yes, good grandson shouted well." Chu Fei, who shook his head, smiled after hearing the words of his grandfather.
"Ahem, the bet has officially begun, you can listen." Seeing that he was annoyed and clenched his fists, and there was a Kong Yu who was desperate with himself, Chu Fei stretched out his right hand and gestured to stop, and hurriedly said.
My original intention was to dedicate this stolen poem to the Yingying girl under the backdrop of your Confucian family; If the blood was splashed on the spot at this time, then the poem would not have been written.
"Last night's stars and last night's wind, the west side of the painting building and the east of Guitang."
"There are no colorful phoenix wings, and the heart is a little clear."