When he came to the warehouse, Zhang Fan originally planned to pick thorns and show his majesty of "three fires for new officials", but he was disappointed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After arriving, I found that the warehouse was neatly organized, all the items were sorted and placed, the accounts were clear, and the hygiene was also done perfectly, as for his five or six subordinates, it is estimated that they were shocked by his legendary performance yesterday, and standing there was like a schoolboy seeing Einstein, and the atmosphere did not dare to breathe.

As a result, his plan for Liwei was aborted, and it seemed completely unnecessary.

The layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, these guys who know how to count only know how terrifying Zhang Fan's performance yesterday was, and almost worship him as the god of counting, and there is no need to draw snakes to add enough to establish his authority.

", the fourth master's tiger body was shocked, and the little brothers in the treasury bowed their heads."

"Fourth master, these people are scared by you, even if you fart now, they should all be fragrant!"

"My fourth master is 6, that is, invincible."

"Congratulations to the fourth master for harvesting 6 brainless fans, oh, plus 7 upstairs."

"The fourth master's deflated expression is so cute! Love is dead! ”

……

Zhang Fan wandered for a long time, and found that he was completely superfluous, no matter what, almost as long as he swept his eyes, before he could speak, someone would finish it for him immediately, this class was too boring, and he began to think about skipping class.

It has always been Zhang Fan's fine tradition to do what he says, he beckoned, and Hou Sanbao immediately ran over, "Fourth master, what do you command?" ”

"Well, Sambo, didn't you enjoy hearing about the book last time?"

"Oh, it's so enjoyable!" Waiting for the three treasures to dance with their eyebrows.

"Then I decided to start telling stories from today, what do you think?"

"That's great, it's just so much fun." Hou Sanbao was so excited that he almost jumped up.

"In this case, you go and prepare the few things I did last time, gather everyone together, and notify me when they are ready, can you do it?"

"That's great! Well, I can't wait, then I'll go! ”

Zhang Fan nodded, looking at Hou Sanbao's anxious appearance, he couldn't help laughing......

The sailors expressed their puzzlement, Accountant Li: "Anchor, aren't you already the fourth master, why are you still telling stories?" ”

Zhang Fan replied: "I'm the four masters, I don't know what to do, I don't have any contribution to the cottage, and my qualifications are the shallower, they may not obey me, I tell them books, just hope to increase friendship with them, get together as soon as possible, and expand my influence in the cottage." ”

Zhen Dapeng: "Makes sense! The fourth master is clever in this move! Those who win the hearts of the people win the world, as long as the fourth master wins the hearts of the people, this cottage will be yours sooner or later. ”

Tao Tao 3: "Come on, Fourth Master, I have a few storytelling videos here, I will pass them on to you, I hope it can help you." ”

otaku 160: "I'll download a few on the Internet and pass them to you, come on, fourth master, you can't give us modern people a share!" ”

Zhang Fan: "I am grateful for the support of these brothers...... In order to thank you for your support, a song by Xu Wei - "Once You" is given to everyone, I hope you like it. ”

Tiancong Moon Shadow: "Does the fourth master want to sing?" Okay! ”

Smoke Sacrifice: "I haven't heard the fourth master sing yet!" With such a good voice, singing must be good, right? ”

Zhang Fan chose to play the background music of "Once You", and began to sing, of course, not singing, but singing with consciousness:

I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword

Take a look at the prosperity of the world

Young hearts are always a little frivolous

Now it is home all over the world

The girl who once made you feel distressed

Now it is gone

Love always makes you yearn and feel annoyed

It has left you bruised all over your body

……

"Damn, what the hell is this?"

"Open your knees, this is noise pollution ......"

"Soul singer, I choose a dog leash!"

"Twenty years of professional ruined songs."

"Ask the anchor to stop singing, I'm singing and unsubscribing!"

“+1”

“+10086”

……

System notification: Tian from the moon shadow sent 1314 "pits" to the anchor

The Smoke Sacrifice gave the anchor 1,314 "rotten eggs".

……

In the end, under the strong protests and threats of unsubscribing from water friends, Zhang Fan's singing debut was forced to end, and it also made Brother Fan's live broadcast room change from then on......

When Zhang Fan's singing ended, Hou Sanbao ran to say that everything was ready, Zhang Fan and the original temporary person in charge of the warehouse explained a few words, and then skipped work.

When Zhang Fan arrived, there were already hundreds of people at the scene, men, women and children, and the sharp-eyed Zhang Fan also found the figure of the foot trainer and Mo'er, and the venue for storytelling this time was set up in a large room similar to an auditorium.

Seeing Zhang Fan come in, there was warm applause at the scene, everyone saluted warmly, and Zhang Fan also responded one by one.

"Bang" Zhang Fan slapped the waking wood and began to tell the story: "The words are picked up, go to Wushan Pan's Youhuan, and make a teahouse Brother Yun indignant." ”

Recite the poem as usual: Refer to the two-word Zen of the wind and flow, a good marriage is a bad marriage. Everyone loves to do it infatuatedly, and everyone is suspicious when they look at it coldly. The weeds and flowers are resting and folding, and the real posture is strong. The home-cooked meals of the mountain wife and childish children do not harm lovesickness and do not lose money.

It is said that at the moment, Brother Yun was beaten by Wang Po, and when he was not angry in his heart, he carried the Sydney pear basket and rushed to the street to find Wu Dalang......

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The convention was said three more times, and Zhang Fan slapped Xingmu: "Smack!" Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown. ”

Everyone was naturally very dissatisfied, but the tone was a lot more polite:

"Fourth master, let's talk about it again!"

"What the fourth master said is really good, let's talk about it again!"

"Fourth master, I like to hear you say, say more!"

……

Zhang Fan just smiled and didn't speak, and went home after a perfunctory speech.

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Seeing Zhang Fan leaving, a man in black reported to the man in the private room next door: "Big brother, Zhang Fan is gone." ”

Kong Jianxi waved his hand and said casually: "Gao Yuan, how is this kid's background?" ”

"Brother Qiyu, although there are not many cases found, it is certain that this kid has no contact with Shanyin County Cheng, Qi Wei or Wei Yong, and it can even be said that there is no chance of contact......

"That's good, Zhu Hui's death is definitely not an accident, he was killed by someone, just to cut off his wings and leave me alone. Although I didn't find out whether the murderer was Qi Wei or Wei Yong, no matter who it was, I would definitely not watch Zhang Fan sit big, and sooner or later I couldn't help but jump out to eradicate dissidents, as long as we keep an eye on Zhang Fan, then we can find out the murderer and avenge my righteous brother who died in vain! A sharp light flashed in Kong Jianxi's eyes.

Gao Yuan couldn't help but ask: "It turns out that the eldest brother is using this kid as bait, but why is it him?" ”

"First, he has an innocent background, and it is impossible to be in cahoots with the second and third children. Second, he was greedy and ambitious, and he would never be subservient to others. Third, he is resourceful and scheming, he will never stand still, he will definitely fight to the death with them, no matter who wins or loses, I am invincible. ”

"But, what if this kid kills Wei Yong or Qi Wei?"

"That's better, it's better to get rid of the rest of the one together, then he will be worthless, and I can kill him justifiably."

Gao Yuan arched his hand towards Kong Jianxi, "The eldest brother is wise, but this kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp, isn't the eldest brother afraid of raising tigers?" ”

Kong Jianxi laughed: "No matter how he has an earth-shaking strategy, he is just a scholar, I only need a knife and axe hand to let him die without a place to be buried." ”

Gao Yuan was completely convinced: "Big brother is far-sighted, and he is ashamed of himself!" ”

"Hahahaha......" Kong Jianxi's hearty laughter came from afar......