At this time, Zhao Kang seemed to be closing his eyes on the surface, but in fact, he was communicating with artificial intelligence in his mind: "Artificial intelligence, tell me honestly, is my kidney deficiency caused by you killing my J as a parasite some time ago?" Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! ”

The artificial intelligence said: "Hey, master, you can eat randomly, you can't talk nonsense, it's you who played too much, and now the kidney deficiency is blamed on my head." You don't want to think about it, you usually don't even wear pants when you enter the backyard of the Governor's Mansion, and your daily life of blowing, playing, and singing can't satisfy you, so you have to play with the two heavens of ice and fire, electric light and poisonous dragon drill...... Haven't you heard a saying, there are only tired oxen, and there is no ploughed land. As for your pair of underdeveloped fat kidneys, you are annoyed to plough a piece of land, so you have to take it easy. Plus your teacher Ni in modern society, there are a total of nine pieces of land waiting for you to cultivate, it is strange not to have kidney deficiency, you can be content without kidney failure! ”

The more Zhao Kang thought about it, the more angry he became: "Hey, I said why are you so useless as an artificial intelligence!" Haven't you been to a certain point to see it? Others have a system, and they can enter the Three Kingdoms to punch Lu Fengxian in half a month, and wear Sui and Tang to step on Li Yuanba. Look at me again, I am a war scumbag in modern society, and I am still a war scumbag after crossing it, not to mention, a perfect body of labor and management is strong and strong, and now it is still being made like this. Can't you strengthen my body like someone else's system? My Zhao Kang's requirements are actually not high, I don't ask you to strengthen me into Hulk, Superman, Captain America, Bumpman, but at least you have to strengthen me to the level of Qiao Feng, Shi Potian, Zhang Wuji and the like! Throw two sets of magic cheats or something, I'm not a picky eater, regardless of the Northern Spiritual Skill, Nine Yin and Nine Yang, Nine Transformations of Divine Silkworm, Six Veins Divine Sword, and Flying Immortals Outside the Sky...... I will accept all the orders, of course, I resolutely don't want any evil sword books and sunflower treasure books. How about it, I'm not demanding, right? ”

Artificial Intelligence: "...... Kids, let's wash and sleep...... I'm just an artificial intelligence, not some supreme god, Allah, God, the Jade Emperor, or the Buddha. The most you can do is keep your kidneys from failing and dying. That's all. Strengthen your body, you have to do it yourself. ”

Zhao Kang was extremely depressed, looked at the group of wives around him who were like flowers and jade, and remembered that although he lived in the flowers in the future, he could only look at them and not touch them, the more he thought about it, the more annoying he became, the more sad he became, so he simply closed his eyes and went to sleep!

I don't know how long I slept in a daze, Zhao Kang rubbed his hazy eyes, and saw that the sun was already in the west, and there were only two girls around him fanning themselves, and Shufen, the housekeeper in the backyard of Zhao Kang's house, was waiting on the side, and a group of wives had all gone back to their rooms.

Seeing Zhao Kang wake up, Shufen stepped forward and said, "Young master, you have finally woken up, Zhao Fugui and Zhao Daguan have been waiting for the young master in the front hall for a long time, saying that there is something important to find the young master." ”

Zhao Kang nodded to indicate that he understood, and casually put on civilian clothes and walked to the front hall.

As soon as he walked into the front hall, he saw Zhao Fugui walking around the room, and Zhao Kang asked, "What the hell are you looking for me, look at your hurried appearance." So big, don't you know what calmness is? ”

Seeing Zhao Kang appear, Zhao Fugui immediately greeted him happily: "Congratulations, young master!" Congratulations to the young master! I heard that the old man was afraid that the incense would not be prosperous in the future, so he specially married a two-room concubine for the young master in Suzhou, and he has entrusted someone to escort him to Xi'an! ”

Zhao Kang said in surprise: "What? Two-room concubine? How did I not know this? ”

Zhao Fugui said: "Yes, I just received a letter from my master. And I have already written the news of the birth of the little master back to the master in a letter. ”

Zhao Kang was a little depressed, he had just been sentenced to not be able to get close to women for a long time, and his cheap father made this drama again. Zhao Kang asked, "What is the origin of those two women?" Does my father think that with my status in Xi'an, he can't find a few concubines? Isn't our Mizhi lady in Shaanxi famous all over the world, so I need him to find it for me from Suzhou. ”

Zhao Fugui said: "Young master, don't say that, those two women are amazing!" One is the young master, you have coveted Chen Yuanyuan Chen Mushroom Liang! I don't need to introduce this more, I believe the young master already knows everything. The other is also a famous prostitute in Qinhuai, named Dong Bai, whose stage name is Xiaowan, and it is said that he is also proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and his fame is also very big in the Jianghuai area! ”

Zhao Kang exclaimed: "Nari?!! Chen Yuanyuan! Dong Xiaowan! ”

Zhao Fugui said proudly: "How is it!" The young master is still satisfied, right? Before the two young ladies entered our house, they were deeply sought after by the Jiangnan scholars, and the young master would never lose face if he accepted them. ”

Zhao Kang asked, "But why don't I always feel right!" Shouldn't this Chen Yuanyuan be Wu Sangui's wife? Then Dong Xiaowan should be the wife who ventured into the frontier! ”

Zhao Fugui immediately said, "What is this that the young master said?" Chen Mushroom Liang and Dong Mushroom Liang are obviously young masters, your concubines...... Although he is very famous in the Fushe, but in my opinion, he has no martial arts, and he is not worthy of lifting shoes for the young master. Even if Wu Sangui is only a Ningyuan general soldier, he is not qualified to be compared with you, young master. ”

Zhao Kang was silent, and he didn't know what to say for a while. I thought to myself: I was so excited that I forgot that history had already been revised by myself.

So I had to divert the topic: "Aren't Li and Zhang Erthief making trouble in the Central Plains now?" Chen Yuanyuan and Dong Xiaowan...... Who is responsible for the safety of the two mushrooms on the road? ”

Hearing Zhao Kang's question, Zhao Fugui also frowned: "The master said in the letter that Ruan Dacheng wanted to come to Shaanxi to join you, the young master, so he entrusted him to escort the two ladies to Xi'an by detouring to Shanxi. ”

Zhao Kang asked: "What is the origin of this Ruan Dacheng, who can actually get my father's recommendation?" ”

Zhao Fugui whispered: "Young master, this Ruan Dacheng is a remnant of the eunuch party!" ”

Zhao Kang was taken aback: "Are you saying that this Ruan Dachengmu has *** and is a eunuch?" ”

Zhao Fugui explained: "No, this Ruan Dacheng used to be a member of the Donglin Party, but later defected to Wei Zhongxian and became the backbone of the Eunuch Party, in short, his reputation is not very good." And young master, you are the elite in the Restoration Society, and you should stand on the opposite side of the eunuch party. ”

Zhao Kang thought to himself: I don't even know what the hell the Fushe is, and I'm still a fart Ying.

So he held his mouth and said, "Young master, don't you know my character?" It doesn't matter what kind of eunuch Donglin Party is restored, as long as I have the ability, I will use him. If you are just a person who sells fame and reputation, then don't come to Shaanxi to point fingers. When that time comes, that Ruan Dacheng will come and arrange for him to come and see me. ”