Chapter 82: The Wedding (1)

When Zhao Kang saw Zhao Fugui's expression that integrated the mentally handicapped, idiot, and imbecile child, he knew that this child was too naïve. So he explained: "You know the Hongmen Banquet, right? Liu Bang was almost slaughtered by the overlord. Have you seen the drama of Guan Erye going to the meeting alone? If you say that Fu Zonglong hid thirty or fifty sword and axe hands behind the screen and under the table, with the name of smashing cups, and suddenly rushed up and chopped the young master and me into pulp, then I would die unjustly. ”

Listening to Zhao Kang's words, Zhao Fugui's face turned pale with fright: "Young master, do you mean that the court wants to take your life?" It shouldn't be possible, young master, you sit in northern Shaanxi and suppress southern Mongolia, without the young master, I'm afraid that this northern Shaanxi and Mongolia will be in chaos in an instant, how can the court move lightly for an important person like you, young master? ”

Zhao Kang said: "I mean just in case! In case, don't you understand? I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if. ”

Zhao Fugui still shook his head very incomprehensibly: "Young master, there won't be this in case." At such a time, the court will never dare to touch you, and the governor of the three sides, Fu Zonglong, will not dare to touch you. ”

Zhao Kang said angrily: "I said that if there is danger, there is danger, do you have to make it clear to me, you stupid bird." It's been more than three months since the conquest of Chahar, and is there any movement from the court to canonize me as 'Loess Gaopobo'? ”

Zhao Fugui said: "Then I haven't heard of any movement, it's really not quite right, even Temur and Ezhe have been named the king of Ordos County and the king of Chahar County, and young master, you have made such a great contribution, the court has not reacted at all, and the news of rewards and promotions has not come at all." ”

Zhao Kang said: "Now you understand why I didn't go to that bullshit banquet, young master, right?" To put it bluntly, why is our trilateral governor of Shaanxi Fu Zonglong, not the young master? If I don't go to that meal, will I starve? What he can eat in Xi'an, we can still eat in Yulin, he is as beautiful as a cloud in Xi'an, didn't we Yulin just open a Yihong Courtyard last month? I heard that the girls in it are all professional models from Jiangnan and Shanxi, and even the old bustard is a professional CEO specially invited from the Qinhuai River in Nanjing, so I don't believe that it will be worse than the girls in Xi'an. ”

Although Zhao Fugui didn't understand what "model" and "CEO" meant, he still understood the general meaning: "Oh, I understand the young master, then I'll go and tell the person sent by Fu Zonglong, saying that you are very busy and don't have time to go to Xi'an for a banquet." ”

Zhao Kang thought for a while and said: "It's not good to refuse like this directly, you just said that the Turghut Department in the north of the Badain Jaran Desert led an army of 100,000 to attack Ordos, and the situation was critical, and I personally led the seven general troops under my command to the north to rescue, so I couldn't go to Xi'an." ”

Zhao Fugui said: "Young master, this is too exaggerated, right?" As far as I know, even if all the men, women, and children of the entire Turkut tribe combined, there are not 50,000 people, right? An army of 100,000 people does not have to count cattle, sheep and horses into the population. ”

Zhao Kang said: "Say you are stupid, you are really stupid, the Turk Department is 108,000 miles away from them, how many of them are not up to us, I said that they have an army of 100,000, then they must have an army of 100,000." ”

Zhao Fugui nodded and said, "Okay young master, I'll go and tell the envoy sent by Master Fu." By the way, the young master of the Northern Turk Department should not really want to fight, right? ”

Zhao Kang said: "Of course, you have to be real to make a show, didn't Zhou Yuji be idle in Yulin that day, just send him there, and then let Temur go with him to the desert for a ride, and it should be very easy to get Western Mongolia under our territory." Although those places are full of sand and are poor, there is also such a large piece of land, which is useless now, and will always be useful in the future, and one day a large gold mine will suddenly be found in the desert. ”

Zhao Fugui had just left on the front foot, and Shufen, the housekeeper in the backyard on the back foot, came to find Zhao Kang again.

"Young master, there is only a month left before your wedding, and the master has sent a letter to tell the young master that you will go to Jiazhou to welcome your relatives around the end of March or early April."

"What? Greeting? "During this period of time, Zhao Kang has been busy with this and that, and the only time has been wasted on the belly of Makata, Chunmei, and Dongmei, and he can't help but forget about this lifelong event.

No matter what world it is, getting married is a big event, and according to the "Da Ming Law", Zhang Youxiang, whom Zhao Kang is going to marry this time, is the "wife" that the famous media is marrying, and her status is N grades higher than that of "concubines" like Makata, Dongmei, and Chunmei. Legally, they are equal to themselves.

Hearing Shufen ask, Zhao Kang hurriedly said: "I don't know anything about this at all, can you tell me what I should do now?" ”

Shufen said: "Since the young master, you are sitting in Yulin on the order of the court and cannot leave, and Master Zhang's family also expressed understanding, presumably the master over there has already made arrangements." I heard that young master, your father-in-law, Master Zhang, has returned to his hometown Songjiang from Fujian on leave because of this incident. ”

Zhao Kang said: "Are my father and my father-in-law going to come over Yulin?" ”

Shufen smiled: "How can you not come, not only the bride is coming, but of course the master and your father-in-law Master Zhang must come together, otherwise the parents of heaven and earth will not worship, how can they be called husband and wife." And I heard that this time, in addition to the young lady's marriage, the three younger sisters of the young lady will marry the young master as concubines! This kind of thing is rare even in places like Jiangnan. ”

Zhao Kang was taken aback, he really didn't know about this matter: "This is the rhythm of buy one get three free!" "This buy one get three free is not the ordinary three that buys a mobile phone and gets an earbud, charger, and data cable. It is directly to buy an iPhone7S Plus and get three iPhone7S free. It's really profitable. Although he looked surprised on the surface, he praised it in his heart: This custom is good and worthy of praise!

Shufen said: "Young master, you really can't speak, what is buy one get three free, it's really ugly." The young lady is the wife you are marrying. Even if it is the three younger sisters of the young lady, they will also be the second lady, the third lady, and the fourth lady of the young master in the future. Makata, Chunmei, and Dongmei can only row five, six, or seven. Now that both families are on their way to Yulin, I worry a lot every day. ”

Zhao Kang asked, "What's there to worry about?" Isn't there luck? Take the boat directly to Hancheng, and then I will pick them up in Hancheng in person? ”

Shufen was very worried and said: "How can it be so simple, now the thieves are making trouble in Henan, and Henan is a must-pass place if you take a boat, and the team to welcome relatives is so conspicuous, I'm afraid it is very dangerous." ”