Chapter 10 Liu Laosi
Ai Tingnan flew in front of the villagers and hung in the air.
Because he flew too fast on the way, his straw sandals were blown off at some point, so in order not to stain the soles of his feet, he could only hang in the air, but he hung very low in the air, and was covered by a robe, so in the eyes of the villager in front of him, Ai Tingnan was just a little taller.
"Uncle, how do you get around the city?" Ai Tingnan asked, he wanted to buy some clothes or something, and he also wanted to experience the scenery of the Tang Dynasty.
"Eh, why don't you walk so silently in this offspring? I was shocked! Liu Laosi looked at the young man who suddenly appeared in front of him, first startled, and only after seeing that it was a harmless teenager, did he breathe a sigh of relief, "If you scare me to death, see that I don't turn into a ghost and come to you!" ”
"Uncle, I was wrong! Well, how do you get around the city? Ai Tingnan looked at Liu Laosi's appearance, scratched his head and said.
When Liu Laosi heard Ai Tingnan's words, he looked up at Ai Tingnan again, his eyes were very strange, and he said, "You, what are you doing in the city?" ”
"I'm going to the city to buy something!" Ai Tingnan didn't think much about it, and directly told Liu Laosi the purpose.
"Shopping?" Liu Laosi's heart moved, and then he laughed.
"Haha, little brother, you really asked the right person, come on, come here, please, I tell you, there is an ox cart to go to the city in our village in the afternoon, you go home with me for a meal, and then take the ox cart to the city in the afternoon!" Liu Laosi enthusiastically put on Ai Tingnan's back and said while pushing Ai Tingnan.
The people of the Tang Dynasty are quite hospitable! Ai Tingnan thought in his heart.
"Thank you! Uncle! Ai Tingnan said gratefully.
"Little brother is so polite!" Liu Laosi smiled heartily, which immediately made Ai Tingnan have a good impression.
After walking for a while, at first it was Liu Laosi who pushed Ai Tingnan away, and then it was Ai Tingnan who pulled Liu Laosi away.
The reason is that Liu Laosi found that Ai Tingnan was floating when he walked! And there is not a single sound!
Damn! I can't have run into a mountain ghost! Liu Laosi's heart was beating, he heard the old people in the village say when he was a child, there are mountain ghosts in the mountains, they don't come out on weekdays, only when they are hungry, they will find one or two people who do things that lack virtue, bring them back to the mountains, little by little, eat all the muscles, flesh and blood, internal organs, and finally hide the bones in the tomb of the dead, so that his soul will never be reborn!
Looking at the smiling Ai Tingnan, the more Liu Laosi looked, the more he felt that he was a mountain ghost! The robe on his body didn't match Ai Tingnan's, it must have been ripped off the dead man's body! In addition, the hair is scattered, and the black legs that peek out from under the robe when the wind blows up (in fact, the black leggings worn by the intelligent aircraft).
Liu Laosi finally couldn't hold it anymore, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowed vigorously, snot and tears suddenly flowed out, and he said: "Mountain ghost grandpa!" I Liu Laosi knows that I am wrong, I shouldn't be greedy and steal people's property! Please don't take me away! I still have a little grandson to feed at home! I beg you! I beg you! I beg you! ”
Ai Tingnan turned around and saw Liu Laosi's move, and was immediately confused, what happened?
looked around, there was no one, why did Liu Laosi suddenly do this, did Liu Laosi see something he couldn't see?
Ai Tingnan was also frightened, and hurriedly flew into the sky to broaden his vision a little more, and first see what was around him.
It's okay if he doesn't fly, but when he flies, Liu Laosi, who raised his head and looked at Ai Tingnan with his afterglow, was directly frightened!
"Damn, what the hell is it!" Ai Tingnan saw that Liu Laosi was dizzy, and he was scared, so he hurriedly got down and picked up Liu Laosi and flew towards the village!
Flying to the village, Ai Tingnan ignored his bare feet, fell to the ground, and ran to the nearest person's house with Liu Laosi on his back.
"Anyone? An old man in your village fainted? Anyone? Anyone? Ai Tingnan knocked on the door and shouted.
"It's coming, it's coming!" A woman's voice rang out, and in a few moments, the door opened.
The door was opened by a middle-aged woman with a sallow complexion, but without many calluses on her hands, apparently rarely doing farm work.
"Auntie, this old man suddenly fainted, do you have a doctor here?" Ai Tingnan asked.
"Isn't this Fourth Uncle Liu! Come back to the house, and let me see what's wrong? Liu Caihua opened the door and said.
"Hmm!" Ai Tingnan nodded and directly carried Liu Laosi inside.
At this time, a big man came out of the house with a bowl and limped out.
"Cauliflower, what's wrong? Who is he? The big man now looked at Ai Tingnan who came in at the door of the thatched house and asked.
"Fourth Uncle Liu fainted outside, and this kid carried him back! Come and see, what's wrong with Fourth Uncle Liu? Liu Caihua said.
"Is Fourth Uncle Liu dizzy?" When Dahan heard this, he immediately put down the bowl in his hand, and then limped over.
"Child, put him on the ground, I'll take a look!" Dahan said.
Ai Tingnan nodded, put Liu Laosi flat on the ground, and then moved a stone to cushion under the back of Liu Laosi's head.
The big man rolled Liu Laosi's eyelids, then ripped off the clothes on Liu Laosi's chest, touched the position, and then punched his heart heavily.
When Ai Tingnan saw the big man punching down, two big words "I rely on" suddenly sounded in his heart.
"Ahem, ahem!" Before Ai Tingnan could ask, Liu Laosi coughed directly, and then slowly opened his eyes.
When Liu Laosi came back to his senses and saw Ai Tingnan, he immediately struggled again and knelt down in front of Ai Tingnan: "Mountain ghost grandpa!" I was wrong, I was really wrong! I also have a little grandson waiting to be fed at home! I can't go with you! I'm gone, what will I do with my poor grandson! Woo woo woo ~ "
Liu Laosi couldn't cry at this time, he hated himself for not saying that he was fair and honest all his life, but he didn't do anything lacking in virtue, this time he just wanted to cheat some money from Ai Tingnan's hands, and add a little money to the home that couldn't open the pot, but he didn't expect to meet a mountain ghost.
Isn't it true that my old man has reached the end of his life? The more Liu Laosi thought about it, the more sad he became.
Liu Caihua and Dahan are a little confused, is this Liu Laosi crazy?
Ai Tingnan only understood a little at this time, it turned out that the mountain ghost that Liu Laosi was afraid of was him! If he had known that he would cause such trouble, he would not have been dirty!
Seeing Liu Laosi crying so sadly, Ai Tingnan felt a little guilty, so he said: "Uncle, don't cry, I'm not a mountain ghost, I, uh, I'm a Taoist priest?" Yes, I'm a Taoist! ”
"Daoist?" When Ai Tingnan spoke, Liu Laosi immediately held back his crying, for fear that his crying would make Ai Tingnan, a mountain ghost, unhappy, and when he heard Ai Tingnan say that he was a Taoist priest, he was immediately stunned.
"Are you a Taoist priest? Then what is your relationship with Yuan Tiangang's old way? As soon as Dahan heard Ai Tingnan say that he was a Taoist priest, he immediately burst out laughing, obviously he didn't believe it.