When he came to Russia, Du Lianhuo was like he had just been released from prison, he was elated when he saw everything, and he kept talking to Xiao Zhan, showing extreme excitement.

"Xiao Zhan, this person is not as handsome as me!"

"Xiao Zhan, this guy is indeed a little handsome, but he is only handsome with eyes, unlike me who is handsome from head to toe!"

"Oh, just how this person looks, I can compare him with my sweat and hair, and I can turn him handsome!"

“……”

After entering the country, Du Lianhuo stopped catching Xiao Zhan, kept comparing with others, and nagged hard, and he almost heard Xiao Zhan and ran away.

He doesn't understand how there are such people in the world? Narcissism to this extent can be regarded as the ultimate wonderful person.

"I know you're handsome, don't say it anymore, okay?" Xiao Zhan said irritably: "Their eyes are not as handsome as yours, their noses are not as handsome as yours, their ears are not as handsome as yours, they are covered with thick hair, and they are not as handsome as you!" ”

"How handsome are you covered in sweat? Xiao Zhan, you will fool me. Let's go to Moscow's Red Square and feel the heroic atmosphere of Leningrad during World War II! GO, destination Moscow Red Square, let's relive how the flag of freedom fluttered on Red Square! ”

Durenho pulled Xiao Zhan and wanted to take him to Moscow.

"I'm not going to Moscow." Xiao Zhan said helplessly: "I have something to do when I come out, there is something very important, since you don't arrest me, then let me go, okay?" ”

For this guy, Xiao Zhan can only express helplessness, because the opponent's capture is too powerful, and he is not an opponent at all.

Judging from what the other party said, it seems that they also knew each other before, and when they were still the head of state, they were not as good as others in terms of capture.

"That's not good, you have to come with me, and when I've had enough, I'll take you back and take you back. This is my task, and although I am handsome, there must be no problem of desecration of duty because I am handsome. Du Lianhuo touched his face and smiled: "So you have to understand me, although you have forgotten everything, but I have not forgotten." We are still relatives between us, we are old watches. ”

"I ......"

Xiao Zhan really wanted to spew Du Lianhuo to death: What kind of old cousin am I with you? Don't talk nonsense, okay?

Although I want to spray each other to death, the problem is that I can't spray to death.

"Otherwise, let's meet here in half a month, and I'll let you arrest me back." Xiao Zhan held back his anger and said, "You play yours, I'll do my thing, how about it?" I'm a very trustworthy person, as long as it's what I've promised, I'll do it. Half a month, let's meet here. ”

"Huh." Du Lian Hopi didn't smile, patted Xiao Zhan's shoulder, and said in a mocking tone: "Do you think I will believe you?" Hehe, you're underestimating my IQ, aren't you? Huh-"

Behind every "hehe" there are two words - stupid X.

Du Lianhuo three hehe, give Xiao Zhan three stupid X.

"Why don't you believe me?" Xiao Zhan was unhappy.

He may not be able to do anything else, but he is the most important promise, as long as it is a promise he makes, he will definitely fulfill it.

So Du Lianhuo's few hehes were the biggest insult to Xiao Zhan.

"Why? It's very simple-" Du Lianhuo stretched out a finger and sneered: "You are not as handsome as me, usually, handsome people don't lie, only ugly people lie a lot." For example, if an ugly man finds a fair-skinned and beautiful girl, is it really because of love? No, it must be full of lies! ”

"Why don't you say it's full of money?" Xiao Zhan was furious.

He couldn't reason with this guy anymore, the other party's head was kicked by the donkey, and he was about to become narcissistic.

"Pure is good, okay? Don't be so vulgar? Du Lianhuo put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky and said: "I went to Red Square in Moscow this time, and I was more handsome than the guards there." I've compared all the flag guards, and I've heard that the guards on Moscow's Red Square are tall and handsome, so I have to make a trip. I didn't have a chance before, but now I finally have a chance. I will make Russia feel the masculine beauty and peerless handsomeness from China, which is a cultural export that you will never understand.

Come with me, I need a witness, and if it weren't for that, I would have taken you back long ago. You are fortunate and honored to be able to witness this immortal scene! ”

Du Lianhuo's eyes radiated light, and the whole person gave people a feeling of being shrouded in holy light, which made people can't help but bow their heads and vomit.

"I beg you, I'll praise you for being handsome for two hours now, and then you let me do my own thing, okay?!" Xiao Zhan clenched his fists and roared: "If this doesn't work, Lao Tzu will never die with you today!" ”

was really angry, Xiao Zhan swore that if this guy held on to himself, he would definitely play with the other party.

"Did you hit me?" Du Lianhuo said disdainfully: "Do you know my status in the squad leader's unit? Do you know that I am the dragon's tooth of the squad leader's troops? ”

Dragon's teeth? He's the dragon's tooth of the squad leader's troops?!

Xiao Zhan was a little confused, he remembered that the squad leader said that the squad leader's troops now have no dragon teeth, and they need a dragon tooth.

"Cut, look at you like a tease, let me ask you, how many teeth does a dragon have?" Du Lianhuo asked disdainfully.

“……”

"Dragon, there are nine teeth, and I am the most critical posterior molar tooth." Du Lianhuo gently stroked his cheek, and said with an arrogant face: "The back molars are used to bite the prey, as long as he is bitten by me, he can't get out." I am the dragon's tooth, the most crucial and indispensable one. ”

"Are you insane?" Xiao Zhan scolded.

"Why, don't you believe it? You think I'm sick in the head? Hehe, my brain is not sick at all, and I am sound and intact. The squad leader has a total of nine dragon teeth, and I am the most critical one...... I said you've talked enough nonsense, hurry up and get on my way, I'm in a hurry to go to Red Square to compete with people! ”

……

At this time, Xiao Zhan finally thoroughly interpreted the guy Du Lianhuo, he is a transcendent existence integrating arrogance, narcissism, pride, and conceit.

But this is also normal, people with particularly outstanding abilities in a certain aspect will always have some problems in spirit, and this is something that ordinary people can't accept and can't agree with.

For example, Franklin who only liked old women, Michelangelo who had to wear clothes and boots when he slept, Rousseau who always liked to make people pat his ass, and Byron liked to collect his lover's private parts...... Hair.

Du Lianhuo is quite good, he only likes to be handsome with others, and he is really much more subtle than Xiao Zhan's hobbies.

"I know of a guy who is very, very handsome, he's the most handsome guy I've ever met, not one of them!" Xiao Zhan said to Du Lianhuo with a serious face: "You are just handsome from the inside, but he is handsome from the inside out, I feel that the two of you are in the same class, and it is difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser." ”

Hearing this, Du Lianhuo's eyes flickered fiercely, revealing a strong fighting intent.

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